October 1, 2003

Ozzy Does Broadway

Apparently, Ozzy's writing a musical about Rasputin. I'm so there when that opens. Can you imagine the dialogue?

Rasputin: Hello. I'm fucking...
Alexandra: Rasputin.
Rasputin: Yeah, right. I'm fucking Rasputin!
Alexandra: Fuck right, you are.
Rasputin: Fucking A its cold in...
Alexandra: Russia. We're fucking in fucking Russia.
Rasputin: Yeah. Me fucking nipples could cut glass.
Alexandra: Yup.
Rasputin: So, I hear your son's a fucking bleeder,eh?
Alexandria: Yep. He's a homophobe.
Rasputin: Fuck.
Alexandria: Fuck.

Posted by Chris at October 1, 2003 11:35 AM
Comments

delightful.

Posted by: deathburlesk at June 6, 2007 9:02 PM

delightful.

Posted by: deathburlesk at June 6, 2007 9:02 PM


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