November 17, 2003

It's All Fun And Games...

Regarding upcoming laser eye surgery...

Her: They say in the informed consent form that you could lose an eye.
Me: I doubt that happens often.
Her: I'm going to ask the doctor.
Me: Good call.
Her: Will you still love me if I just have one eye?
Me: Of course. Plus, it'll give you a good excuse to wear a patch and talk like a pirate.
Her: You're right. All I need is the parrot.
Me: Write it in on the consent form. "Doctor agrees to provide one parrot should patient lose an eye."
Her: I'll just write that in.
Me: Good. 'Cos if they cause you to lose an eye, the least they can do is spring for a parrot.

Posted by Chris at November 17, 2003 7:58 AM

She's going to be really disappointed when she doesn't lose an eye...

Posted by: katherine at November 17, 2003 12:13 PM

hehe...too cute!

Posted by: azure at November 17, 2003 4:21 PM

Okay, now I'm tipsy from a beer with dinner, but that is one of the funniest conversations I've read in awhile. :)
Thanks for the laugh!

Posted by: Olive at November 17, 2003 6:19 PM

lmao... sounds like something I'd come up with. ;)

Posted by: Jessica at November 18, 2003 7:47 AM

LMAO... talking like a pirate is sexy. I love it, ever since I saw "Pirates of the Carribean". ;-)

Posted by: *Dee* at November 18, 2003 5:22 PM