December 11, 2003
Open Letter to an Obnoxious Man
Dear Loud Co-Worker,
I'd like you to know that I can hear every word you say. Why must you be so loud? Why must you even talk at all? You're not that bright. You're not the sharpest pencil in our company's drawer. Your ducks do not fly in a perfect V. Why must you argue over everything? Are you not able to agree with anyone unless you first have a long, drawn-out and completely unnecessary discussion first? Are you seriously arguing over commas and quotation marks?
I hate to admit this but no one really likes you. They all think you're a loud-mouth. People actually leave rooms when you come in. You're just that sad. So shut your hole. I'm tired of listening to you.
Posted by Chris at December 11, 2003 12:19 PM
Wow, if you lived in my town and worked at Panago, I'd think your coworker was the guy I'm dating hahaha
*looks around* Chris? Are you here at lazyblonde company inc? Because I swear you just described more than one person I work with. We need to get them all blogs, so they can bitch in quiet and leave us alone!!
OK, now read that outloud :-D
Aw, I understand. That sounds like the evil charms lady at my work. Everyone hates her, she's just too damn stupid to realize it.
I think we all have people like that working around us. Not the brightest crayon in the box. Nope, but they are to self centered to realize it even if you slapped the letter right down in front of them. *grin*
that sounds just like the old, obnoxious hag that I work with. She sits next to me. I have to have headphones on all the time.
Hey, I work with Loud Co-Worker as well! I also work with Stinky Co-Worker, Inept Co-Worker, Creepy Co-Worker and Psycho Co-Worker. The only co-worker I really like is Stacked Co-Worker but she works too far from me to hang around outside her office.
Oooh, you've got Mr. SpellCheck and BossLady down to a tee. I could here them 1/2 way across the office in the washroom debating something last week.
Ever have the urge to just run through the office screaming "stop the insanity!"?
HEAR. Not here.
Crud. And I call myself an English major.
I work with a psycho co worker. She is insane she never stops talking. If you walk in the door without a smile from ear to ear then you have been instantly branded with "crabby pants" She is a constant contradiction speaking machine. She is hyper and obnoxious. She makes me go crazy. I have to hide from her. Geez... she just never shuts up. Blah blah blah blah.. I tune her out..thats all I can do from becoming clincally insane.
OH GOD! This is proof that there is one of these in every company. Loud just can't describe the situation.
My big-mouth talks loud, laughs loud, whispers loud... I dream of the day she leaves so I can work without having to hear her down the hall.