March 11, 2004
3...2...1...Smackdown!
It's that time. I hereby launch the Thursday Haiku Smackdown! Don't know what I'm talking about? Check out Amy's entry for more information. And give it a shot - no one's judging quality here. Have fun!
Posted by Chris at March 11, 2004 7:02 AMIt's after midnight.
I own the day's first haiku.
Y'all can FEAR me, now.
Yo Coleen, you rock.
I had the same idea.
But I am too slow.
Where are you haikus?
It's 10 in the morning now
Wakie Wakie yo
Mornin' Haiku-ers.
I'm awake, but need coffee.
I'll be back later.
six and half a hours
and only a few haiku's
time's now to haiku
Sorry, I was late
Should have started at midnight
Up and running now
I'm thinkin' by noon
this site should look a lot like
Haikus 'R' Us, eh?
Mornin' Mr. Rick.
I'm ready now, of to work.
I will be back then.
goodmorning to ya'll
it's a good day for haiku
boss is gone today
Bring on the smackdown
All the niceties sure suck
I shall reign supreme.
Ev'ryone make fun
of a hungover Franklin
Feel better, babe. (hee)
Who might Franklin be?
Or am I just being dense?
I'm still waking up
Finally settled.
Ready to smackdown all day.
Be prepared to fight.
Help! I can't decide
what to do first haiku, or
important work thing
Why, my i-boyfriend
Who also has a journal.
He's funny. Go read!
I am so hungry
Should really eat some breakfast
Going for food, yo.
Many many thanks
to Chris doing the duty
of hostin' smackdown
You see Am. Idol?
The public voted pen guy.
I was freakin' shocked!
It sure would appear
when you can't find words
yo would suffice, yo.
Dont think less of me,
Because I watch that damn show.
It is my son's fault.
Really conversing,
In Haiku is a challenge.
Can you do it, yo?
Cereal is good
No more yanky my wanky
This Donger has food.
I agree wldfly.
"Yo" fills syllable needs well.
I love then "yo", yo.
Conversing IS hard
I agree with Zoot 'bout yo
Heh, I love yo too
Coleen - that one rhymed.
You have stepped it up a notch.
I bow at your 'kus.
Not really a rhyme
Wish I had paid attention
more in English.
Opps, that's not Haiku'
But there's a dawn of understanding;
making this true haiku
Come now, Donger?
what is that word, yo
and does Dinger preceed?
Oh dear work suffers
won't be here much longer
without suffering shame
Oh no, not in rhyme
can't do that without some wine
hey i'm doing fine
this ain't very good
i'm to much in haiku mood
i so blame you zoot
Rhyming kicks it up
A notch, like using X and
Z in scrabble games
I tried to rhyme one
After ten minutes I quit
Cheers to those who can.
Quality is judged not
therefore I'll give it a shot
my boobs are hot
I laughed at that one.
I am so out of my league.
But I cant stop, yo.
Hot boobage is good
Valid haiku topic that
Should be encouraged
Where's Amy? Sleepin'?
She will want to see cursin'.
Damn. There's a good start.
I think dirty talk,
Last week was dusting asses.
This week? Hot boobies.
my boobs are big.
you should see them jiggle
when I jump up and down.
Was that a haiku
I do politely as you
I know not, I am new
boobies and cursin'
my boss better not come back
or i'll get the sack
Lay off the rhyming!
Haiku's meant to be free verse
Difficult as is.
Let's not talk boobies
Pre-Fester Week's got me down
I'll dance for Advil
[time out] "ask you, not as"[/timeout]
Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 8:56 AMThats not the case here.
I'm cursed in that area.
Damn you Yvonne's boobs.
From what I recall
Amy surfaces later
Wake up Amalah!
colleen,is that an order?
to lay off the rhyming
and start freestyling?
Okay, no more boobs.
Its a little too early.
I need more coffee.
Speaking of boobies
My cat has nine, ironic
Since my cat is male
Apologies for
The last post about boobies
But hey, its my blog
Oh, that's no order!
Just a general request
But boob talk's okay.
I love Thursdays, yo.
I love Thursday NIGHT t.v.
Now? ThursDAY Haikus.
Keep up the boob talk!
I am just being pissy
Have sore breasteses.
All-star Survivor!
Cheesy but I'm addicted
To that and haiku!
richard rubbed his cock
all over susans crotch
now he's gone.
Important lesson:
Fill out all information
When submitting 'ku
That Survivor one
Was me, an unmarked poet
Busting haiky perps
Mix boobs and Haikus.
Bake for thirty-five minutes.
You have BOOBIKUS.
Also need to learn
Mouthfull of coffee bad when
Reading "boobikus"
I need to speed up.
Survivor talk goin' on.
I was still on Boobs.
Last weeks was strange, yo.
I think I'm pulling for Rob.
Weird. Used to hate him.
Although I have bra
My breasts are still a mess why
Do they come so large?
when i laugh hard
a little i do let out
because i am pregnant.
Look what we have done.
Boobs, Survivor, back to Boobs.
I tried. Its boobs, then.
Advice, if I were to give
to my fellow pregnant women
pantiliners it would be.
Strange, I like Rob too
Though a tad high and mighty
He might win the cash
It is interesting
The combination we've got
With TV and boobs
Chris, Yvonne, both right.
Yeah Rob AND Pantiliners.
For Pregnant Women.
I like this "All-Star"
I did not think I would, though.
Who was i kidding.
TMI today
We're all sharing quite a lot!
So fun to read, yo.
jenna is a bitch
she has a big mouth
tonight she must go
Yvonne, we agree
As for TMI, haiku
Brings us together
Diddo Yvonne, oops.
Accidently type Dildo.
Dont want THAT topic.
Is it Friday yet?
Coffee don't do any good
Pass me a beer, yo!
I loved Ethan once.
This season? I dont like him.
Has HE changed? Or Me?
speaking of dildos
my battery operated boyfriend
needs batteries.
When Jeopardy's on
We answer "dildo" when we
Don't know the answer
I don't know what's TMI
can someone fill me in please
boobie boobie yo
Ethans hot
and that is really all
that matters to me.
Ethan seems bitter
He used to be so happy
Million made him sad
Simply, TMI
Means Too Much Information
But anything goes
you look away once
and suddenly dildo's
much boobograhpy
Ethan's not bitter
he's really really good looking
like zoolander.
boobie and dildos
dare i ask what's haikud next
i dare, what's next, yo
I, like Chris
forgot to fill my name in
the zoolander comment.
I go fill coffee.
Come back - Ethan and Dildo.
THAT would make him smile.
Chris - thats a great rule.
If you dont know the answer.
MrZoot will laugh.
Its even more fun
To put it in context like
"Sir Isaac Dildo"
Dildo art
is something I enjoy
looking at
who knew that haikus
would be such a happy place
for boobs to hang out
HA HA HA HA or -
What is Dildo-oscopy?
HA HA HA HA HA.
somehow the phrase
"boobs hanging out" is funny
if only i were witty.
Who would have known, Rick.
And now - the dildos can too.
This is a weird place.
Holy living crap.
I'm awake, but barely yo.
This is off the hook.
amy is awake
this makes me very happy
because i love her.
Coleen, Lauren, Zoot
Chris, and Amy: Team Haiku
Is in the hizzouse.
Hee. I wrote this one
Ahead of time. Because I?
Am a big cheater.
Still dont like Shi'Ann
But I dont really know why.
Just rubs me wrong way.
And where is Lauren?
It is early in her world
Maybe still asleep
am I not welcome
for my name was not mentioned
in amy's haiku.
heh.
Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 9:39 AMHello Amalah.
Good to see you could make it.
Get workin' Miss Thang.
Am Smackdown One snob,
Yvonne, that's all. All who
come are welcome here.
Yvonne, you must keep
on with the mad haiku-ing
Make Japan's art proud
Early, Smearly, yo.
Haikus are better than sleep.
Wish damn things paid bills.
dildo's hanging out
was funny til imagery
took over...not funny
Last week's Smackdown did
not start until much later.
I sleep late. Step off!
No, all are welcome
The joys of haiku for all
Everyone haiku!
Me love everyone!
Please to do do that haiku
That you do so well.
"Step off" reminds me
Of Jack Black and his students
In "School of Rock" now.
Never saw it, Zoot.
But now I think I shall sue him.
Step off my phrase, yo.
New ku'er is here
Hoping welcome will follow
five, seven, five, whew
Amy did you use
An old haiku from last time?
That seemed familiar :-)
I say it so much,
I have backordered the site
stepoff.com
Oliquig. Welcome.
Assumed your name has three beats.
I hope I was right
Amy, please dont sue.
They sing a song about it.
It is kinda cute.
Drinking real coffee.
Poor unborn pickled baby.
Wait, what? No, not yet.
i've hit a wall
i can not think of anymore
haikus to write.
I was gonna say -
No baby till Drunk JCon!
Hi. All about me.
wow a 105 haikus
half about boobies that makes
105 boobies total
Oliquig is three
Like Muhammad the boxer
or Laurel/Hardy
Then the Selleck film
Of him in the Oz outback
Pretty dumb movie
Coleen, that's funny.
'Cuz I HAVE about that.
Bad mom already.
Need to find out more
About this drunk JCon thing
Sounds quite intriguing
talk of drunk
makes me sad and jealous
so please stop.
JournalCon dot com
Chris, has all the info, yo.
Education and booze.
I will use Oli,
Use the other syllables.
To make better sense.
Yvonne, lets talk boobs.
That gave you lots of Haikus
Please dont leave us now.
Learning and drinking?
That's quite a winning combo
I'm there, yo, I'm there!
posting and blogging
dildo-oscopy too, yo
what joy a day holds
I have no boobs, yo.
32 double A cup.
I kid you not. (Sob.)
Chris, is that one old?
After two times a blur.
Maybe I'm too old.
can someone please take
this candy away from me
or i'll puke haiku
AMY! Me too yo!
Except I'm thirty-four A.
So I'm not alone.
No worries Amy
I too pass the pencil test
Take that gravity
Sweety, remember?
No candy, unless you share.
With all of us here.
i love boobs
They are fun to fondle
especially my 40 D's.
Amy, Zoot, Oli.
Things better than big boobs, right?
But I dont know what.
Next week if I host
Boob talk will SO be outlawed.
It's good today, yo.
amy if you want
to enlarge your boobies please
have some of mine yo
I must go and work
The boss man calleth me now
Back to the salt mine
All this boob talk rocks,
But I think we scared Chris off.
It's Where The Boys Aren't!
Here's my confession
My boobs are very small too
No support needed :-)
Try sticking to boobs
last count was one hundred five
short a boob somewhere
Yvonne, were your boobs -
Always big? Or just because
Pregnant? I'm jealous.
i'll share my boobies
and candy with those who've less
i'm nice you know yo
Good bye Oliquig -
Try to stop by later, yo.
But dont get fired.
I can't speak for Chris
but I'm good with the boobage
I think...booberiffic!
SHWoo! Coleen is Here.
Thought she might have gone to work.
Glad to see, not true.
Booberific, and
Boobiku. Webster - look out.
We make up new words.
Home-work today means
I can forgo my pants, yo.
Haikus in t-shirt.
I must depart, woe!
Too much trivia to write
And the boss gets mad.
double d's
fun to handle
ask my g
Zoot, please email me
Your IM name again, yo.
I, dumbass, lost it.
I could forego pants
But I'm sure my co-workers
Would strongly object
swore i wouldn't, yo
but damit all i did
boob thing in my head
Why, yes Zoot that pair
and others can be found in
boobliography
haiku addiction
like good drugs and bad booze
twelve steps here i come
Kimberlee and Rick
You two rock the Haikus yo.
I can not keep up.
Amy - you've got mail.
Chris - Fight the Man, Lose the Pants!
I crack my shit UP!
I have to go pee.
I'll be right back. PLEASE dont leave.
Need more cofee, too.
Let's see how many
IM windows I can have
Before I mess up.
i cannot continue
step one is kicking my ass, yo
feed the beast, er haiku
Work! All morning long!
Why do they make me do this?
Because they pay me.
But, in other news:
Haiku is Japan's lost art.
We love it long time.
I'm back. Miss Me Much?
Full Coffee, Empty Bladder.
I'm ready to go.
I come triumphant
My work has been completed
At least for now, yo
I rushed through my work
To get back here to haiku
Now my hand does hurt
I need more coffee
The bucket I had this morn
Did not quite suffice
zoot zoot
what a hoot
yo yo
that sucked
i laughed out loud
i'm sick
I not drink coffee
I prefer english breakfast
tea that is, not scone
Holy Livin Shit
It is only eight am
In my part of town.
You definately
Are kicking butt with haikus
And I'm way behind
Nine minutes have passed
With no new haikus posted.
Had enough, wussies?
Um, duh Amalah.
It's called REFRESH. I am dumb.
Haikus going strong.
Oli, I don't think
I want to know what you do
for a living.
(Sore hand? Eek.)
Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 10:46 AMOli, you rushed your work
now hand hurts, what kind of job
does your hand have?
Hands jobs
are fun to do even if
I don't get paid.
oops i should explain
Type numbers all day for job
Not massage parlor
and btw Oli
thank you for a comedy
goldmine to be sure
it's five in my world
so i'm done with work today
see y'll in a bit
if there is still room
for one more haiku by me
yo yo yo yo yo
Where are you sweety?
Is it quitting time for you?
Just time for lunch here.
I didn't know why
The preview button was there
But now I get it
have to go and dress
Not even at work quite yet
Will 'ku when at work
Years of listening
To guys in life speak Yoda
Finally pay off
Work is calling me
I must answer but I will
Be back really soon
My brain is so fried.
Remember - five, seven, five.
I am in a trance.
I am so hungry.
What are we doing for lunch?
I missed breakfast, whine.
Sigh, left mine at home
It was left over chinese
now it's soup in cup
My brain is empty.
This is not so good for me
to crash so early.
Good morning, rock stars.
You all have been working it.
Nice to see new peeps.
Two work tasks complete!
Am so proud of myself now.
Give me a cookie.
A walk I will take
to re-energize my mind
and kick haiku ass.
LAUREN! My partner
in crime is here now. Let's get
this party started.
Yum, Oli, Thats too bad.
SlimFast bars for me today.
Hey, theres Lauren, yo.
The Donald is back.
Lauren, will you watch tonight?
Previews look kick-ass.
I won an award
For haiku in seventh grade
I am a loser
What was the topic?
Birds, for some reason i'm sure
I can't remember
Zoot, this is weird now.
Small boobs AND Slim-Fast for lunch?
Too much sameness, yo.
My step-father thinks
That Twop recaps of that
Are the funniest
TWoP recaps of
anything are the best. Sars!
Make me a recapper!!
YES, Zoot, I will watch!
Must get my Apprentice fix.
Who will get the ax?
That last one had six
syllables in the last line.
I hang my head, shamed.
"Single White Female"
I'm trying to be Amy.
I'm so not scary.
Oli - you're a pro?!
I thought this was Amateur?
Just kidding, yo.
I love those recaps.
But that website is too hard.
to count syllables.
I think The Donald,
Will Ax the Heidi Tonight.
But I hope not, yo.
I'm bored now. Go write
me pretty things and comments.
amalah . com
I lost at pro thing
Read TWoP from NPR
Turned me to this world
I cannot believe
The tremendous haikuage
Posted here so far
Haiku yo! haiku
Haiku haiku haiku hi!
Yo yo, haiku YO.
Oli - that is what
Introduced ME to blog world,
Never be the same.
There is lots of noise
From co-workers all around
Big Boss went home sick
Yo, I've got nothing
to say, yet I am compelled
to haiku again.
Enjoy THAT Oli -
I am taking a break now.
SlimFast bars Await.
I shall be back soon.
After food and Diet Coke.
I'll bring IT so strong.
Clicked on Rude Cactus
Surprised to see so many
haiku comments here.
Get Fuzzy is fun
To read at comics dot com
Not paid to say that
Katrina Kwame
or Amy, tough to say who
Katrina buh-bye
I'm back to haiku
Zoot, I'm from the Netherlands
land of cheese, clogs & pot
Uh oh, Two Amys
are doing the 'ku. Better
Switch to Amalah.
Diet Coke's my bitch.
I must get a cup for lunch.
Many ounces, yo.
Two hundred haikus
All before noon, my time
We totally rock
Thought I would be late
So sped down Utah's State Street
Was way early, yo.
Have to go to boobs
Need to tell others that I
Have enough to spare.
I alone can help
Amy and Zoot obtain B's
With the extra, yo.
I've not had children
And yet am cursed with these size
42 tripple D's
Too many sets of 'ku
In this one lone post from me
So will do some work.
I lied. I must tell
That I am shamed forever
I scrugged the last set.
Evil hags at work
Trying to get me fired
My revenge will come
I've scared the regs 'way
No posts but the one from Joe
Since my boob post, yo.
The regs are still here
Just resting our brains, I'm sure
Most started early :-)
Blowin in the wind
is so stuck inside my head
know only first verse
Don't visit Amy!
I have pretty pics of me.
Hussified Dot Com.
I heart Judith Light
Want to write naughty emails
And show her my love.
Don't visit Amy?
BURN, Coleen! Can't we
All just get along?
Watch your backs, people
Make way for the charge of the
Judith Light Brigade
Amy, who are you?
Rodney King? Kato Kaelin? Who?
I am not sure now.
Ha ha, inside jokes
that I get make me feel cool.
Judith Light's a bitch.
Don't go into the
Judith Light, my child, for
Stupidness lies there.
The Judith Light through
yonder window breaks on this
On this Haiku morn
Don't want all the fat
Of traditional Judith?
Try new Judith Light
The Light of Judith
Will light your way when all oth-
-er lights go out. Yo.
I have seen the Light
The light that is Judith, yo
And it is good, y'all.
I remember hair
When I think of Judith Light
I remember hair
I think that I don't
Have any clue as to whom
Judith Light may be.
Low fat Judith Light
Made me spit water out of mouth
Keyboard not happy
Judith Light is the
Beginning, middle and end
of all things haiku.
This Haiku page rocks!
Just thought I would let you know.
Thank you for the show.
Who is Judith Light?
The one, the only woman
Who's the boss of you
Who's the Boss sitcom
Judith Light was the kid's mom
oh, it rhymed, sorry
Aw, and here it was
My belief that awse team 'ku
Was all things haiku
dinner in the oven
drinking a glass of white wine
drinks anyone yo?
My mind has gone blank
No more ideas for haikus
Judith Light cursed me
actually don't
care that it rhymed, I needed
a word to finish it
I would take a drink
But state law says I'm too young
So don't pass and tell
I saw Judith Light
On The View after she shaved
Her head for play "Wit"
Haiku Smackdown II:
Electric Haikulu. Yo,
I am brilliant, yo.
I would take a drink
But boss man might be angry
As I'm still on clock
I am also on
the clock but wasting time here.
Will hide this from boss.
I've not used enough
Of that lovable word yo,
So yo, yo, you yo.
Back. I checked my blog.
No one visits in 3 hours.
Guess you are all here.
Belly kinda full.
"kinda" 'cause fuckin' diet.
Go to hell 10 lbs.
Zoot I am headed
to your site soon. Just have to
Get through the others.
Don't worry it's not
a dis. I just go through them
alphabetical.
My roommate is on
Weight Watchers, to lose the fat
Gained when baby born
The funny thing is
Only thing people say is
Oli, you lose weight?
I must show my friends
This fantastic piece of art
I call Haiku Speak.
Take care witty peeps,
Maybe I will return soon.
I'll be moving on.
It's a black shoe day.
alwayswiththetalking has
bit the dust. Like Queen.
What happened to it?
Did she just decide no more?
I miss her now, yo.
Some people, dear Shitz
Are not cool readers, like you.
What would Judith do?
When Real Life and Blog
Life Collide: A new series
on Fox this Fall, yo.
Shitz??! Now my name, huh?
I need to keep track of that.
It's kind of funny.
By calling me Shitz
Makes it sound like you Lauren
Are a wee bit shloshed.
And if your site is
Really, truely gone away
I too need a drink.
Of the toys we had
Was there anything better
Than Judith Light Bright
Lauren just called Skitz
"Shitz." Hee hee. Hee hee hee hee.
Hee Hee Hee Hee. "Shitz."
Judith Light is too
much of a lady to shitz.
And they DON'T stink, no.
Oh my LANDS, Shitz, SKITZ!
My face is red over here.
Does Judith Light shitz?
I have to go work
For an hour or so, yo.
But I'll be back, yo.
I keep speaking in
five seven five formation
I'm getting strange looks
New reader. First post.
Am I funny enough yet?
Please don't laugh at me.
There are some, I fear,
Would not like my blog if known.
I should knock on wood.
Keepergirl - Welcome.
You are funny, Dont worry.
We love ALL Haikus.
Chris posts an entry
Now when Oli refreshes
She has to scroll down
A question I do have
about using profanity in one
of my haikus
is it acceptable
to say words that start with f
i do not want to offend
i ask only
because haikus about judith light
were effin funny
The hooker downstairs
is playing music real loud.
I wish she'd die now.
haiku syllables
format - lines one and three: five
line two has seven
I have not the time
To cover this thread now, YO....
But I'll be back SOON.
I couldn't leave yet.
yvonne, swearing is alright
'specially for laughs
I have been doing
all of my haikus incorrect
i dont give a fuc...
Sweet Mother 0' Pete!
Four --count 'em, FOUR-- more appeared
While I was posting.
(whoops, I mean two)
Posted by: Jett at March 11, 2004 1:11 PMZoot! Quick help me, yo!
Your website will not open, yo!
Says opening, yo.
Continues to say
that it's opening, but it
never opens, yo.
I am so ashamed
my haikus have all been wrong
I must hide away
I left desk smiling
from all the funny haikus
Strange girl smile back
i think Jett's funny
try to count the word boobie
in this haiku dance
Zoot, fear not for I
have been to your blog all times
I'm away from here
okay, not true but
I did spend a LOT of time
your site some others
Lots of boobs in 'kus
Today is full of Boobage
Add those to your list
How many boobs per,
would that be 'boobic inches'
good one now says I
Haikus and boobs here
Can't come up with one at all
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
i like to gently
squeeze my boobs when i'm alone
and say "ah" softly
What the Hell is UP
With my Freakin' Frickin' Blog?
Damn thing wont open.
Can I blame Typepad?
Even if its prob my fault?
Well, F YOU Typepad!!
You may continue
Talking of Boobs and Haikus
And Judith Light Now.
I will return when
Either my Blog is working,
Or I stop caring.
I went to the gym
and freaked out the other broads
with my "Penthouse" shirt.
Yvonne it might seem
you're alone now, but...well
personal note, thanks
No one visits me
At Hussified Dot Com, yo.
I'm going to cry!
Typepad's had issues.
My site's back - with a new post!
Fun for boys and girls.
Ahhh, Zoot, your site it
finally opened for me.
All is better now.
boobie per ku inch
but the dildo feels left out
when not counted yo
Should TypePad still fail
Take them to court, demand bling
Call it a Zoot Suit
I am a good girl
Went to see Zoot and Coleen
Am back for the fun
I feel like toddler
Just learn to talk in sentence
I want a cookie!
Chris, Chris, Warn me please?
Zoot Suit? Made me snort soda.
Forgot Zoot's a word.
Zoot suit, Light but not
pretentious, a prudent pun
just not Judithcious
Oliquig, I've got
Chocolate Chip Cookies here.
I'll pass you one, yo.
I'm so sorry Zoot
The second drink casulty
Of Smackdown Thursday
A Zoot Suit riot
Is what this Smackdown needs, yo.
And 10 times the Judith.
The haiku by Rick
Made head hurt, hope that reason
Isn't I am dumb
Skitz, lets make a deal
I'll pass you a drink, you pass
me some cookies yo
The third actually
Boobikus made me snort coke
Soda out of nose
Slim-Fast not enough.
do do do dodo dodo
Hungry like the wolf.
Those are my cookies
Cup o' Soup for lunch makes me
Crave sugar right now
Two shots in each leg
A bad way to start your day
If you're a baby
Listen to me scream!
Well baby checkups, my ass!
Now mom shall suffer.
Alright Sweety. Here's
a Chocolate Chip Cookie
All just for you, yo.
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Amy's post made me
Think of Princess Diaries
"Hair thick like a wolf"
Holy Crap Cactus!
Two hundred and ninety-three
Were here before me
The Zoot reference?
Worth of halftime report.
At the blog of Zoot.
The poor cookie, yo!
It got deformed when posted.
I'm sorry Sweety.
Bad comment page,yo.
Deforming poor helpless stuff,
like that poor cookie.
first post on this site
i gave up cookies for lent
love all your haikus!
Thank you much Amy
A Duran Duran ref'rence
was a funny thing
Kayley your stronger
then me. I could never give
up my poor cookies.
Last week's Smackdown rocked.
I cry for yesterday, yo.
No ordinary world.
Deformed cookie good
makes it appear much more like
That it's homemade, yum
skitz, I say thanks for
the chocolate chip cookie,
i loved it, thank you!
but instead of drinks
you are to young anyway,
here's a bunny yo
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This weeks smackdown rocks.
We've posted so many 'kus
we could have record.
World Record for
Most Haikus posted on one
site in one day, yo.
Is world one count
Or is it two? Cause if two
I've scrugged two lines now.
Look up into the
Alaskan sky and behold
Northern Judith Light
lol skitz, the bunnys
head fell off after posting
chris comment thing's broke
Taking a break now
Too many nonsense haikus
My brain is hurty.
ofcourse i would have
served drinks but I couldn't make
ASCII cocktail glass
Bunny is deformed
Would look like that if I drank
But no drinks for me =(
deformed cookies good
deformed bunnies not too good
shoot bunnies like that
Judith Light Brigade
is here to save the day, yo.
Bring back big-time snark.
Nothern judi light
is pretty in the 'laska sky
like jesus in clouds
important thing yo
must watch fav soap on tv
now! yo yo yo yo
Okay, here's a rule:
No more abbreviations -
Haiku in English.
That was too harsh, yo.
What I meant was, please be sure
to check your spelling.
Clap clap clap! Coleen.
Was harsh but needed. Haiku
Is ART, not chat room.
that was harsh colleen
we are just having fun here
criticism sucks
We're all getting harsh.
Sorry, peeps. But it's called a
SMACKdown on purpose.
Our system went down
Was scared haikus go bye bye
But now I am back
then i will bow out
i do not like to be judged
when fun i'm having
heh.
Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 2:14 PMI come back to find
FUCK, I've missed the boobie talk...
Funbags trump all else!
just wanted to say
very creative poems
about Judith Light!
poor sports suck much ass
and yet i acted like one
but it was fun, yo.
'buttered toast' is a
new Jelly Belly flavor.
not tasty enough.
Lousy day at work.
Smackdown makes things much better.
I'll be back next week.
If I use Haiku
Instead of my favored 'ku
It takes to much room.
So I'll do what I
do, and you do what you do.
God that's many do's
Good idea Coleen
Up the ante a little.
And test our real skillz.
holy haiku's! yo
One Fifty when I left here
reading forever!
trying to resist
one step, two step, three step, four
must haiku, must now!
I'm askeert to leave
But I desperately need
A nap in my bones.
she didn't mean it
don't leave, 'k, she was drunk 'k
we abrev. in fut.
Haiku Enforcer!
Don't get up in my grill, yo.
I'll lay a Smack. Down.
I'm really quite nice
When you can get to know me
Good drunk-dialing friend.
there's a lot of scroll
to post my crappy haiku
but i'm addicted!
Kayley - have you tried
Bertie Botts Every Flavor?
There's grass and booger.
I love Bertie Botts
Even if I get vomit.
You should ALL try them.
okay she not drunk
but the time was desperate
needed crude answer
Coleen makes me laugh.
And makes me change my sidebar.
Now she is there too.
As founders of Le
Smackdown, we're allowed to be bitches.
And change rules mid-stream.
If you missed last week
you may not know we do
declare a winner.
A crown is given
to Grand Haiku Master with
Best five seven fives.
No more Haikus for
me today. Have to get some
work done or be sacked.
Sorry, off-topic
But Hitchiker's Guide to the
Galaxy: FILMING!
rebel against rules
that's what I do like to say
and then walk away.
I went to post blog
Come back to controvery
We all get along
No doubt about it.
I think Zoot deserves the crown.
What? I'm SOOO not Zoot.
before i leave you
i must declare once again
my love for amy
amy and coleen
your comments are quite awesome
you are haiku queens!
New word I make here
Controversy, meant to say
Controvery, sheesh
Not the Zoot, yeah right
But credit must be given
Made up Boobikus
zoot the hoot, you are
quite hysterical, i swear
give up your day job!
Oh, Not_Zoot_I_Swear,
You don't fool me at all, yo.
Recognize that hair.
zoot, oli, amy
are all haiku masters,yo
i am not worthy
I am filled with shame:
I have neglected to pay
Lip service with 'yo's.
Okay, you caught me.
Sometimes I am so tricky.
You all are too smart.
Want to write more 'ku,
but deadline for three stories
makes me want paycheck.
Zoot said it best once.
At last week's Smackdown I think:
"Haikus will pay bills."
Someone bring ice cream
And also a hot man to me
For the feeding, yo.
C, yo' hot man is
Coming in just one week. Wait!
Will you host Smackdown?
Ice cream and hot man
Where and when is this party
I want to go too!!
Question. Why so much
Easter Candy Everywhere.
Fuck the diet. Yum.
You know who I love?
Judith Light and Meredith
Baxter-Birney, yo.
I wonder if that
little scroll thingie will live
through the Smackdown
The way itīs going
you need tweezers to use it
poor lill' scroll thingie
Thometimeth I fake lithp
Jutht to entertain mythelf.
Thad, thoooo thad, I know.
I am amalah now.
Comments form changed it for me.
Haunted comments form!
MBB TV
Drunken ex-wife of ex-con
shoots self in the foot
col's eating hot men
or was it ice cream, yo yo
she's a man eater!
forgive me founders
for name abbreviation
it's coleen, coleen!
holy fucking shit
amalah said meredith
baxter-birney, ha!
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
I used to look like
Kelly from 9021
0. Now? MBB.
And now I'm Amy!
Haunted comments form is a
Wee schizophrenic.
Nap now...no, REALLY.
I desperately need one.
Six tests in two weeks.
Two days' court duty.
I love my job AND college;
Just not concurrent.
A Hall and Oates song
Man-eater used to scare me
Very strange child
My poor cat was sick
thankfully she is okay
Blood in her pee pee
Judith Light makes five.
Meredith Baxter-Birney
Makes perfect seven.
Amy, Amalah
Whoever you might be now.
Who is MBB?
here comes yellow bus
thanks to all for the laughs, yo
next thursday, i'm there
Its been twice this week
Someone Googles "Miss Doxie"
Ends up at my blog.
Who is MBB??
The mom from Family Ties and
TV movie queen.
Nevermind Amy
I get who MBB is.
Sorry I'm clueless.
Must I know Judith?
This 'ku seems haunted by this gal
It's almost JuKu
just one final thought
hope chris turned off post email
notification!
I'll dye my hair red.
The next two days, I look like
Carrot Top. Then? Not.
Zoot went to my site
And left a comment, oh boy.
I too like that name
Judith Light is the
Light that dare not speak its name.
Also? Big in-joke.
I too dye hair red
I used to be a blonde girl
Now an Irish queen
So, then Judith Light,
This weeks "ass dusting" in terms
Of the "in-joke", right?
I love being red.
But my blonde hair fades quickly.
So I dye again.
Natural redhead!
Beat THAT with a dye, bitches.
I am just that cool.
i'm a fucking dork
thought haikus were on her site
posted for nothing
talked about boogers
talked about the cat puking
see what you guys missed?
then there was ball sack
there was her favorite "yo"
reading skills do suck
talk charlie's angels
can't get theme out of my head
die aaron spelling
husband singing now
iron maden 'run to hills'
sing 'breaking the law'
although my version
is much better than that one
"licking my balls" --yo
At my site there are
Pictures of small girl and cat
Shameless propotion
Promotion, dumb ass
Yes I got my typing skilz
in cracker jack box
I'm jealous Coleen
I'll take my red hair dye now
And cower in shame.
I tried to stay gone,
But all to no avail, yo.
Clocking out for lunch.
Then I will Haiku.
Abbreviations, I'll try
To abolish, yo.
Hair dye seems to be
The topic of the moment
But I don't dye hair.
I haven't touched it.
Love my brown hair color as is.
Just wish for more wave.
I have natural wave
Really have a tsunami
Born color is mud
Mud can be just as
interesting as other colors
You find muddy stuff.
Oh man, without my
shortened words in haiku, yo.
I don't write well here.
Laughing with water
In mouth is a bad idea
Wet shirt at work, bad
Have they all gone home?
Am I alone in world
Cheezy ballad starts
Laughing at work is
usually the reason
my boss comes over.
Then I have to hide
My screen with Haiku Smackdown
And pretend to work.
The Googlemeister
Finds answers to all questions
I am the master
Boss wanted to know
The knife Rachael Ray uses
Goggle knows it all
Nearly four hundred
haikus have been posted here.
Smackdowns really rock.
I am working, yo.
I know. It's quite the shocker.
Almost Four Hundred!
I am working too.
But I am watching as well.
Just not typing much.
Before I leave work
I want four hundred to come
I will make it so
Four hundred WHEE
I go home now happily
Goodbye all 'kuers
The Unbearable
Judith Lightness Of Being:
Haiku four hundred!
Goodbye Oliquig
Happy haiku thursday, Yo.
Its been super-fun.
