March 11, 2004

3...2...1...Smackdown!

It's that time. I hereby launch the Thursday Haiku Smackdown! Don't know what I'm talking about? Check out Amy's entry for more information. And give it a shot - no one's judging quality here. Have fun!

Posted by Chris at March 11, 2004 7:02 AM
Comments

It's after midnight.
I own the day's first haiku.
Y'all can FEAR me, now.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 7:04 AM

Yo Coleen, you rock.
I had the same idea.
But I am too slow.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 7:04 AM

Where are you haikus?
It's 10 in the morning now
Wakie Wakie yo

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 7:05 AM

Mornin' Haiku-ers.
I'm awake, but need coffee.
I'll be back later.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 7:05 AM

six and half a hours
and only a few haiku's
time's now to haiku

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 7:06 AM

Sorry, I was late
Should have started at midnight
Up and running now

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 7:08 AM

I'm thinkin' by noon
this site should look a lot like
Haikus 'R' Us, eh?

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 7:24 AM

Mornin' Mr. Rick.
I'm ready now, of to work.
I will be back then.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 7:25 AM

goodmorning to ya'll
it's a good day for haiku
boss is gone today

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 7:42 AM

Bring on the smackdown
All the niceties sure suck
I shall reign supreme.

Ev'ryone make fun
of a hungover Franklin
Feel better, babe. (hee)

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 7:57 AM

Who might Franklin be?
Or am I just being dense?
I'm still waking up

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 8:01 AM

Finally settled.
Ready to smackdown all day.
Be prepared to fight.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 8:03 AM

Help! I can't decide
what to do first haiku, or
important work thing

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 8:07 AM

Why, my i-boyfriend
Who also has a journal.
He's funny. Go read!

I am so hungry
Should really eat some breakfast
Going for food, yo.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 8:08 AM

Many many thanks
to Chris doing the duty
of hostin' smackdown

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 8:11 AM

You see Am. Idol?
The public voted pen guy.
I was freakin' shocked!

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 8:12 AM

It sure would appear
when you can't find words
yo would suffice, yo.

Posted by: wlfldy at March 11, 2004 8:13 AM

Dont think less of me,
Because I watch that damn show.
It is my son's fault.

Really conversing,
In Haiku is a challenge.
Can you do it, yo?

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 8:14 AM

Cereal is good
No more yanky my wanky
This Donger has food.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 8:15 AM

I agree wldfly.
"Yo" fills syllable needs well.
I love then "yo", yo.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 8:15 AM

Conversing IS hard
I agree with Zoot 'bout yo
Heh, I love yo too

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 8:17 AM

Coleen - that one rhymed.
You have stepped it up a notch.
I bow at your 'kus.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 8:18 AM

Not really a rhyme
Wish I had paid attention
more in English.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 8:20 AM

Opps, that's not Haiku'
But there's a dawn of understanding;
making this true haiku

Come now, Donger?
what is that word, yo
and does Dinger preceed?

Oh dear work suffers
won't be here much longer
without suffering shame

Posted by: wlfldy at March 11, 2004 8:25 AM

Oh no, not in rhyme
can't do that without some wine
hey i'm doing fine

this ain't very good
i'm to much in haiku mood
i so blame you zoot

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 8:25 AM

Rhyming kicks it up
A notch, like using X and
Z in scrabble games

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 8:30 AM

I tried to rhyme one
After ten minutes I quit
Cheers to those who can.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 8:38 AM

Quality is judged not
therefore I'll give it a shot
my boobs are hot

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 8:45 AM

I laughed at that one.
I am so out of my league.
But I cant stop, yo.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 8:47 AM

Hot boobage is good
Valid haiku topic that
Should be encouraged

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 8:49 AM

Where's Amy? Sleepin'?
She will want to see cursin'.
Damn. There's a good start.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 8:50 AM

I think dirty talk,
Last week was dusting asses.
This week? Hot boobies.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 8:52 AM

my boobs are big.
you should see them jiggle
when I jump up and down.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 8:52 AM

Was that a haiku
I do politely as you
I know not, I am new

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 8:55 AM

boobies and cursin'
my boss better not come back
or i'll get the sack

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 8:55 AM

Lay off the rhyming!
Haiku's meant to be free verse
Difficult as is.

Let's not talk boobies
Pre-Fester Week's got me down
I'll dance for Advil

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 8:56 AM

[time out] "ask you, not as"[/timeout]

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 8:56 AM

Thats not the case here.
I'm cursed in that area.
Damn you Yvonne's boobs.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 8:56 AM

From what I recall
Amy surfaces later
Wake up Amalah!

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 8:56 AM

colleen,is that an order?
to lay off the rhyming
and start freestyling?

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 8:57 AM

Okay, no more boobs.
Its a little too early.
I need more coffee.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 8:59 AM

Speaking of boobies
My cat has nine, ironic
Since my cat is male

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 9:00 AM

Apologies for
The last post about boobies
But hey, its my blog

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 9:01 AM

Oh, that's no order!
Just a general request
But boob talk's okay.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 9:01 AM

I love Thursdays, yo.
I love Thursday NIGHT t.v.
Now? ThursDAY Haikus.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:01 AM

Keep up the boob talk!
I am just being pissy
Have sore breasteses.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 9:02 AM

All-star Survivor!
Cheesy but I'm addicted
To that and haiku!

Posted by: at March 11, 2004 9:02 AM

richard rubbed his cock
all over susans crotch
now he's gone.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 9:03 AM

Important lesson:
Fill out all information
When submitting 'ku

That Survivor one
Was me, an unmarked poet
Busting haiky perps

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 9:04 AM

Mix boobs and Haikus.
Bake for thirty-five minutes.
You have BOOBIKUS.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:04 AM

Also need to learn
Mouthfull of coffee bad when
Reading "boobikus"

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 9:06 AM

I need to speed up.
Survivor talk goin' on.
I was still on Boobs.

Last weeks was strange, yo.
I think I'm pulling for Rob.
Weird. Used to hate him.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:06 AM

Although I have bra
My breasts are still a mess why
Do they come so large?

Posted by: Anastasia at March 11, 2004 9:07 AM

when i laugh hard
a little i do let out
because i am pregnant.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 9:12 AM

Look what we have done.
Boobs, Survivor, back to Boobs.
I tried. Its boobs, then.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:14 AM

Advice, if I were to give
to my fellow pregnant women
pantiliners it would be.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 9:14 AM

Strange, I like Rob too
Though a tad high and mighty
He might win the cash

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 9:15 AM

It is interesting
The combination we've got
With TV and boobs

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 9:16 AM

Chris, Yvonne, both right.
Yeah Rob AND Pantiliners.
For Pregnant Women.

I like this "All-Star"
I did not think I would, though.
Who was i kidding.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:18 AM

TMI today
We're all sharing quite a lot!
So fun to read, yo.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 9:18 AM

jenna is a bitch
she has a big mouth
tonight she must go

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 9:20 AM

Yvonne, we agree
As for TMI, haiku
Brings us together

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 9:21 AM

Diddo Yvonne, oops.
Accidently type Dildo.
Dont want THAT topic.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:22 AM

Is it Friday yet?
Coffee don't do any good
Pass me a beer, yo!

Posted by: Dee at March 11, 2004 9:24 AM

I loved Ethan once.
This season? I dont like him.
Has HE changed? Or Me?

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:24 AM

speaking of dildos
my battery operated boyfriend
needs batteries.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 9:24 AM

When Jeopardy's on
We answer "dildo" when we
Don't know the answer

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 9:25 AM

I don't know what's TMI
can someone fill me in please
boobie boobie yo

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 9:25 AM

Ethans hot
and that is really all
that matters to me.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 9:26 AM

Ethan seems bitter
He used to be so happy
Million made him sad

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 9:26 AM

Simply, TMI
Means Too Much Information
But anything goes

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 9:27 AM

you look away once
and suddenly dildo's
much boobograhpy

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 9:28 AM

Ethan's not bitter
he's really really good looking
like zoolander.

Posted by: at March 11, 2004 9:28 AM

boobie and dildos
dare i ask what's haikud next
i dare, what's next, yo

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 9:29 AM

I, like Chris
forgot to fill my name in
the zoolander comment.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 9:29 AM

I go fill coffee.
Come back - Ethan and Dildo.
THAT would make him smile.

Chris - thats a great rule.
If you dont know the answer.
MrZoot will laugh.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:30 AM

Its even more fun
To put it in context like
"Sir Isaac Dildo"

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 9:31 AM

Dildo art
is something I enjoy
looking at

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 9:33 AM

who knew that haikus
would be such a happy place
for boobs to hang out

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 9:34 AM

HA HA HA HA or -
What is Dildo-oscopy?
HA HA HA HA HA.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:34 AM

somehow the phrase
"boobs hanging out" is funny
if only i were witty.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 9:36 AM

Who would have known, Rick.
And now - the dildos can too.
This is a weird place.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:36 AM

Holy living crap.
I'm awake, but barely yo.
This is off the hook.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 9:36 AM

amy is awake
this makes me very happy
because i love her.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 9:37 AM

Coleen, Lauren, Zoot
Chris, and Amy: Team Haiku
Is in the hizzouse.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 9:37 AM

Hee. I wrote this one
Ahead of time. Because I?
Am a big cheater.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 9:37 AM

Still dont like Shi'Ann
But I dont really know why.
Just rubs me wrong way.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:38 AM

And where is Lauren?
It is early in her world
Maybe still asleep

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 9:38 AM

am I not welcome
for my name was not mentioned
in amy's haiku.

heh.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 9:39 AM

Hello Amalah.
Good to see you could make it.
Get workin' Miss Thang.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:40 AM

Am Smackdown One snob,
Yvonne, that's all. All who
come are welcome here.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 9:41 AM

Yvonne, you must keep
on with the mad haiku-ing
Make Japan's art proud

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 9:41 AM

Early, Smearly, yo.
Haikus are better than sleep.
Wish damn things paid bills.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:41 AM

dildo's hanging out
was funny til imagery
took over...not funny

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 9:41 AM

Last week's Smackdown did
not start until much later.
I sleep late. Step off!

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 9:42 AM

No, all are welcome
The joys of haiku for all
Everyone haiku!

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 9:44 AM

Me love everyone!
Please to do do that haiku
That you do so well.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 9:44 AM

"Step off" reminds me
Of Jack Black and his students
In "School of Rock" now.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:46 AM

Never saw it, Zoot.
But now I think I shall sue him.
Step off my phrase, yo.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 9:49 AM

New ku'er is here
Hoping welcome will follow
five, seven, five, whew

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 9:49 AM

Amy did you use
An old haiku from last time?
That seemed familiar :-)

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 9:49 AM

I say it so much,
I have backordered the site
stepoff.com

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 9:50 AM

Oliquig. Welcome.
Assumed your name has three beats.
I hope I was right

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:52 AM

Amy, please dont sue.
They sing a song about it.
It is kinda cute.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 9:54 AM

Drinking real coffee.
Poor unborn pickled baby.
Wait, what? No, not yet.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 9:54 AM

i've hit a wall
i can not think of anymore
haikus to write.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 9:55 AM

I was gonna say -
No baby till Drunk JCon!
Hi. All about me.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 9:56 AM

wow a 105 haikus
half about boobies that makes
105 boobies total

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 9:56 AM

Oliquig is three
Like Muhammad the boxer
or Laurel/Hardy

Then the Selleck film
Of him in the Oz outback
Pretty dumb movie

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 9:57 AM

Coleen, that's funny.
'Cuz I HAVE about that.
Bad mom already.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 9:57 AM

Need to find out more
About this drunk JCon thing
Sounds quite intriguing

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 9:58 AM

talk of drunk
makes me sad and jealous
so please stop.

Posted by: at March 11, 2004 9:59 AM

JournalCon dot com
Chris, has all the info, yo.
Education and booze.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 10:00 AM

I will use Oli,
Use the other syllables.
To make better sense.

Yvonne, lets talk boobs.
That gave you lots of Haikus
Please dont leave us now.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 10:01 AM

Learning and drinking?
That's quite a winning combo
I'm there, yo, I'm there!

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 10:03 AM

posting and blogging
dildo-oscopy too, yo
what joy a day holds

Posted by: kimberlee at March 11, 2004 10:03 AM

I have no boobs, yo.
32 double A cup.
I kid you not. (Sob.)

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 10:03 AM

Chris, is that one old?
After two times a blur.
Maybe I'm too old.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 10:03 AM

can someone please take
this candy away from me
or i'll puke haiku

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 10:05 AM

AMY! Me too yo!
Except I'm thirty-four A.
So I'm not alone.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 10:05 AM

No worries Amy
I too pass the pencil test
Take that gravity

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 10:06 AM

Sweety, remember?
No candy, unless you share.
With all of us here.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 10:07 AM

i love boobs
They are fun to fondle
especially my 40 D's.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 10:07 AM

Amy, Zoot, Oli.
Things better than big boobs, right?
But I dont know what.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 10:08 AM

Next week if I host
Boob talk will SO be outlawed.
It's good today, yo.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 10:10 AM

amy if you want
to enlarge your boobies please
have some of mine yo

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 10:10 AM

I must go and work
The boss man calleth me now
Back to the salt mine

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 10:10 AM

All this boob talk rocks,
But I think we scared Chris off.
It's Where The Boys Aren't!

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 10:10 AM

Here's my confession
My boobs are very small too
No support needed :-)

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 10:12 AM

Try sticking to boobs
last count was one hundred five
short a boob somewhere

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 10:12 AM

Yvonne, were your boobs -
Always big? Or just because
Pregnant? I'm jealous.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 10:12 AM

i'll share my boobies
and candy with those who've less
i'm nice you know yo

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 10:12 AM

Good bye Oliquig -
Try to stop by later, yo.
But dont get fired.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 10:14 AM

I can't speak for Chris
but I'm good with the boobage
I think...booberiffic!

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 10:15 AM

SHWoo! Coleen is Here.
Thought she might have gone to work.
Glad to see, not true.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 10:17 AM

Booberific, and
Boobiku. Webster - look out.
We make up new words.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 10:18 AM

Home-work today means
I can forgo my pants, yo.
Haikus in t-shirt.

I must depart, woe!
Too much trivia to write
And the boss gets mad.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 10:18 AM

double d's
fun to handle
ask my g

Posted by: kimberlee at March 11, 2004 10:19 AM

Zoot, please email me
Your IM name again, yo.
I, dumbass, lost it.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 10:20 AM

I could forego pants
But I'm sure my co-workers
Would strongly object

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 10:21 AM

swore i wouldn't, yo
but damit all i did
boob thing in my head

Posted by: kimberlee at March 11, 2004 10:23 AM

Why, yes Zoot that pair
and others can be found in
boobliography

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 10:24 AM

haiku addiction
like good drugs and bad booze
twelve steps here i come

Posted by: kimberlee at March 11, 2004 10:25 AM

Kimberlee and Rick
You two rock the Haikus yo.
I can not keep up.

Amy - you've got mail.
Chris - Fight the Man, Lose the Pants!
I crack my shit UP!

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 10:28 AM

I have to go pee.
I'll be right back. PLEASE dont leave.
Need more cofee, too.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 10:30 AM

Let's see how many
IM windows I can have
Before I mess up.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 10:30 AM

i cannot continue
step one is kicking my ass, yo
feed the beast, er haiku

Posted by: kimberlee at March 11, 2004 10:31 AM

Work! All morning long!
Why do they make me do this?
Because they pay me.

But, in other news:
Haiku is Japan's lost art.
We love it long time.

Posted by: Leigh at March 11, 2004 10:34 AM

I'm back. Miss Me Much?
Full Coffee, Empty Bladder.
I'm ready to go.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 10:35 AM

I come triumphant
My work has been completed
At least for now, yo

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 10:35 AM

I rushed through my work
To get back here to haiku
Now my hand does hurt

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 10:37 AM

I need more coffee
The bucket I had this morn
Did not quite suffice

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 10:37 AM

zoot zoot
what a hoot
yo yo

that sucked
i laughed out loud
i'm sick

Posted by: kimberlee at March 11, 2004 10:38 AM

I not drink coffee
I prefer english breakfast
tea that is, not scone

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 10:39 AM

Holy Livin Shit
It is only eight am
In my part of town.

You definately
Are kicking butt with haikus
And I'm way behind

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 10:41 AM

Nine minutes have passed
With no new haikus posted.
Had enough, wussies?

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 10:41 AM

Um, duh Amalah.
It's called REFRESH. I am dumb.
Haikus going strong.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 10:42 AM

Oli, I don't think
I want to know what you do
for a living.

(Sore hand? Eek.)

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 10:46 AM

Oli, you rushed your work
now hand hurts, what kind of job
does your hand have?

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 10:46 AM

Hands jobs
are fun to do even if
I don't get paid.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 10:48 AM

oops i should explain
Type numbers all day for job
Not massage parlor

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 10:48 AM

and btw Oli
thank you for a comedy
goldmine to be sure

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 10:50 AM

it's five in my world
so i'm done with work today
see y'll in a bit

if there is still room
for one more haiku by me
yo yo yo yo yo

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 10:53 AM

Where are you sweety?
Is it quitting time for you?
Just time for lunch here.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 10:54 AM

I didn't know why
The preview button was there
But now I get it

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 10:54 AM

have to go and dress
Not even at work quite yet
Will 'ku when at work

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 10:55 AM

Years of listening
To guys in life speak Yoda
Finally pay off

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 10:56 AM

Work is calling me
I must answer but I will
Be back really soon

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 11:00 AM

My brain is so fried.
Remember - five, seven, five.
I am in a trance.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 11:00 AM

I am so hungry.
What are we doing for lunch?
I missed breakfast, whine.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 11:03 AM

Sigh, left mine at home
It was left over chinese
now it's soup in cup

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 11:06 AM

My brain is empty.
This is not so good for me
to crash so early.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 11:06 AM

Good morning, rock stars.
You all have been working it.
Nice to see new peeps.

Posted by: Lauren at March 11, 2004 11:07 AM

Two work tasks complete!
Am so proud of myself now.
Give me a cookie.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 11:07 AM

A walk I will take
to re-energize my mind
and kick haiku ass.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 11:07 AM

LAUREN! My partner
in crime is here now. Let's get
this party started.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 11:09 AM

Yum, Oli, Thats too bad.
SlimFast bars for me today.
Hey, theres Lauren, yo.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 11:09 AM

The Donald is back.
Lauren, will you watch tonight?
Previews look kick-ass.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 11:12 AM

I won an award
For haiku in seventh grade
I am a loser

What was the topic?
Birds, for some reason i'm sure
I can't remember

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 11:12 AM

Zoot, this is weird now.
Small boobs AND Slim-Fast for lunch?
Too much sameness, yo.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 11:12 AM

My step-father thinks
That Twop recaps of that
Are the funniest

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 11:14 AM

TWoP recaps of
anything are the best. Sars!
Make me a recapper!!

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 11:16 AM

YES, Zoot, I will watch!
Must get my Apprentice fix.
Who will get the ax?

Posted by: Lauren at March 11, 2004 11:16 AM

That last one had six
syllables in the last line.
I hang my head, shamed.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 11:17 AM

"Single White Female"
I'm trying to be Amy.
I'm so not scary.

Oli - you're a pro?!
I thought this was Amateur?
Just kidding, yo.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 11:18 AM

I love those recaps.
But that website is too hard.
to count syllables.

I think The Donald,
Will Ax the Heidi Tonight.
But I hope not, yo.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 11:22 AM

I'm bored now. Go write
me pretty things and comments.
amalah . com

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 11:22 AM

I lost at pro thing
Read TWoP from NPR
Turned me to this world

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 11:22 AM

I cannot believe
The tremendous haikuage
Posted here so far

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 11:23 AM

Haiku yo! haiku
Haiku haiku haiku hi!
Yo yo, haiku YO.

Posted by: Dee at March 11, 2004 11:24 AM

Oli - that is what
Introduced ME to blog world,
Never be the same.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 11:24 AM

There is lots of noise
From co-workers all around
Big Boss went home sick

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 11:27 AM

Yo, I've got nothing
to say, yet I am compelled
to haiku again.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 11:31 AM

Enjoy THAT Oli -
I am taking a break now.
SlimFast bars Await.

I shall be back soon.
After food and Diet Coke.
I'll bring IT so strong.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 11:32 AM

Clicked on Rude Cactus
Surprised to see so many
haiku comments here.

Posted by: amy at March 11, 2004 11:34 AM

Get Fuzzy is fun
To read at comics dot com
Not paid to say that

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 11:34 AM

Katrina Kwame
or Amy, tough to say who
Katrina buh-bye

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 11:36 AM

I'm back to haiku
Zoot, I'm from the Netherlands
land of cheese, clogs & pot

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 11:36 AM

Uh oh, Two Amys
are doing the 'ku. Better
Switch to Amalah.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 11:38 AM

Diet Coke's my bitch.
I must get a cup for lunch.
Many ounces, yo.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 11:38 AM

Two hundred haikus
All before noon, my time
We totally rock

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 11:39 AM

Thought I would be late
So sped down Utah's State Street
Was way early, yo.

Have to go to boobs
Need to tell others that I
Have enough to spare.

I alone can help
Amy and Zoot obtain B's
With the extra, yo.

I've not had children
And yet am cursed with these size
42 tripple D's

Too many sets of 'ku
In this one lone post from me
So will do some work.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 11:40 AM

I lied. I must tell
That I am shamed forever
I scrugged the last set.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 11:43 AM

Evil hags at work
Trying to get me fired
My revenge will come

Posted by: Joe at March 11, 2004 11:48 AM

I've scared the regs 'way
No posts but the one from Joe
Since my boob post, yo.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 11:50 AM

The regs are still here
Just resting our brains, I'm sure
Most started early :-)

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 11:52 AM

Blowin in the wind
is so stuck inside my head
know only first verse

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 11:56 AM

Don't visit Amy!
I have pretty pics of me.
Hussified Dot Com.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 11:59 AM

I heart Judith Light
Want to write naughty emails
And show her my love.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 12:01 PM

Don't visit Amy?
BURN, Coleen! Can't we
All just get along?

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 12:02 PM

Watch your backs, people
Make way for the charge of the
Judith Light Brigade

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 12:03 PM

Amy, who are you?
Rodney King? Kato Kaelin? Who?
I am not sure now.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 12:03 PM

Ha ha, inside jokes
that I get make me feel cool.
Judith Light's a bitch.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 12:04 PM

Don't go into the
Judith Light, my child, for
Stupidness lies there.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 12:07 PM

The Judith Light through
yonder window breaks on this
On this Haiku morn

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 12:07 PM

Don't want all the fat
Of traditional Judith?
Try new Judith Light

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 12:09 PM

The Light of Judith
Will light your way when all oth-
-er lights go out. Yo.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 12:10 PM

I have seen the Light
The light that is Judith, yo
And it is good, y'all.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 12:11 PM

I remember hair
When I think of Judith Light
I remember hair

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 12:12 PM

I think that I don't
Have any clue as to whom
Judith Light may be.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 12:12 PM

Low fat Judith Light
Made me spit water out of mouth
Keyboard not happy

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 12:13 PM

Judith Light is the
Beginning, middle and end
of all things haiku.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 12:14 PM

This Haiku page rocks!
Just thought I would let you know.
Thank you for the show.

Posted by: Disillusioned at March 11, 2004 12:14 PM

Who is Judith Light?
The one, the only woman
Who's the boss of you

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 12:15 PM

Who's the Boss sitcom
Judith Light was the kid's mom
oh, it rhymed, sorry

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 12:17 PM

Aw, and here it was
My belief that awse team 'ku
Was all things haiku

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 12:17 PM

dinner in the oven
drinking a glass of white wine
drinks anyone yo?

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 12:19 PM

My mind has gone blank
No more ideas for haikus
Judith Light cursed me

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 12:19 PM

actually don't
care that it rhymed, I needed
a word to finish it

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 12:20 PM

I would take a drink
But state law says I'm too young
So don't pass and tell

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 12:20 PM

I saw Judith Light
On The View after she shaved
Her head for play "Wit"

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 12:20 PM

Haiku Smackdown II:
Electric Haikulu. Yo,
I am brilliant, yo.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 12:21 PM

I would take a drink
But boss man might be angry
As I'm still on clock

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 12:22 PM

I am also on
the clock but wasting time here.
Will hide this from boss.

I've not used enough
Of that lovable word yo,
So yo, yo, you yo.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 12:24 PM

Back. I checked my blog.
No one visits in 3 hours.
Guess you are all here.

Belly kinda full.
"kinda" 'cause fuckin' diet.
Go to hell 10 lbs.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 12:24 PM

Zoot I am headed
to your site soon. Just have to
Get through the others.

Don't worry it's not
a dis. I just go through them
alphabetical.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 12:28 PM

My roommate is on
Weight Watchers, to lose the fat
Gained when baby born

The funny thing is
Only thing people say is
Oli, you lose weight?

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 12:31 PM

I must show my friends
This fantastic piece of art
I call Haiku Speak.

Take care witty peeps,
Maybe I will return soon.
I'll be moving on.

Posted by: Disillusioned at March 11, 2004 12:32 PM

It's a black shoe day.
alwayswiththetalking has
bit the dust. Like Queen.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 12:34 PM

What happened to it?
Did she just decide no more?
I miss her now, yo.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 12:38 PM

Some people, dear Shitz
Are not cool readers, like you.
What would Judith do?

Posted by: Lauren at March 11, 2004 12:44 PM

When Real Life and Blog
Life Collide: A new series
on Fox this Fall, yo.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 12:46 PM

Shitz??! Now my name, huh?
I need to keep track of that.
It's kind of funny.

By calling me Shitz
Makes it sound like you Lauren
Are a wee bit shloshed.

And if your site is
Really, truely gone away
I too need a drink.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 12:48 PM

Of the toys we had
Was there anything better
Than Judith Light Bright

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 12:49 PM

Lauren just called Skitz
"Shitz." Hee hee. Hee hee hee hee.
Hee Hee Hee Hee. "Shitz."

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 12:50 PM

Judith Light is too
much of a lady to shitz.
And they DON'T stink, no.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 12:52 PM

Oh my LANDS, Shitz, SKITZ!
My face is red over here.
Does Judith Light shitz?

Posted by: Lauren at March 11, 2004 12:53 PM

I have to go work
For an hour or so, yo.
But I'll be back, yo.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 12:55 PM

I keep speaking in
five seven five formation
I'm getting strange looks

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 12:56 PM

New reader. First post.
Am I funny enough yet?
Please don't laugh at me.

Posted by: keepergirl at March 11, 2004 12:59 PM

There are some, I fear,
Would not like my blog if known.
I should knock on wood.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 1:00 PM

Keepergirl - Welcome.
You are funny, Dont worry.
We love ALL Haikus.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 1:01 PM

Chris posts an entry
Now when Oli refreshes
She has to scroll down

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 1:01 PM

A question I do have
about using profanity in one
of my haikus

is it acceptable
to say words that start with f
i do not want to offend

i ask only
because haikus about judith light
were effin funny

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 1:04 PM

The hooker downstairs
is playing music real loud.
I wish she'd die now.

Posted by: Michelle at March 11, 2004 1:07 PM

haiku syllables
format - lines one and three: five
line two has seven

Posted by: patrica at March 11, 2004 1:08 PM

I have not the time
To cover this thread now, YO....
But I'll be back SOON.

Posted by: Jett at March 11, 2004 1:09 PM

I couldn't leave yet.
yvonne, swearing is alright
'specially for laughs

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 1:10 PM

I have been doing
all of my haikus incorrect
i dont give a fuc...

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 1:10 PM

Sweet Mother 0' Pete!
Four --count 'em, FOUR-- more appeared
While I was posting.

Posted by: Jett at March 11, 2004 1:11 PM

(whoops, I mean two)

Posted by: Jett at March 11, 2004 1:11 PM

Zoot! Quick help me, yo!
Your website will not open, yo!
Says opening, yo.

Continues to say
that it's opening, but it
never opens, yo.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 1:13 PM

I am so ashamed
my haikus have all been wrong
I must hide away

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 1:13 PM

I left desk smiling
from all the funny haikus
Strange girl smile back

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 1:14 PM

i think Jett's funny
try to count the word boobie
in this haiku dance

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 1:14 PM

Zoot, fear not for I
have been to your blog all times
I'm away from here

okay, not true but
I did spend a LOT of time
your site some others

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 1:16 PM

Lots of boobs in 'kus
Today is full of Boobage
Add those to your list

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 1:18 PM

How many boobs per,
would that be 'boobic inches'
good one now says I

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 1:22 PM

Haikus and boobs here
Can't come up with one at all
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Posted by: Tara at March 11, 2004 1:23 PM

i like to gently
squeeze my boobs when i'm alone
and say "ah" softly

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 1:23 PM

What the Hell is UP
With my Freakin' Frickin' Blog?
Damn thing wont open.

Can I blame Typepad?
Even if its prob my fault?
Well, F YOU Typepad!!

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 1:25 PM

You may continue
Talking of Boobs and Haikus
And Judith Light Now.

I will return when
Either my Blog is working,
Or I stop caring.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 1:28 PM

I went to the gym
and freaked out the other broads
with my "Penthouse" shirt.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 1:29 PM

Yvonne it might seem
you're alone now, but...well
personal note, thanks

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 1:30 PM

No one visits me
At Hussified Dot Com, yo.
I'm going to cry!

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 1:30 PM

Typepad's had issues.
My site's back - with a new post!
Fun for boys and girls.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 1:31 PM

Ahhh, Zoot, your site it
finally opened for me.
All is better now.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 1:31 PM

boobie per ku inch
but the dildo feels left out
when not counted yo

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 1:32 PM

Should TypePad still fail
Take them to court, demand bling
Call it a Zoot Suit

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 1:34 PM

I am a good girl
Went to see Zoot and Coleen
Am back for the fun

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 1:34 PM

I feel like toddler
Just learn to talk in sentence
I want a cookie!

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 1:35 PM

Chris, Chris, Warn me please?
Zoot Suit? Made me snort soda.
Forgot Zoot's a word.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 1:38 PM

Zoot suit, Light but not
pretentious, a prudent pun
just not Judithcious

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 1:38 PM

Oliquig, I've got
Chocolate Chip Cookies here.
I'll pass you one, yo.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 1:40 PM

I'm so sorry Zoot
The second drink casulty
Of Smackdown Thursday

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 1:43 PM

A Zoot Suit riot
Is what this Smackdown needs, yo.
And 10 times the Judith.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 1:43 PM

The haiku by Rick
Made head hurt, hope that reason
Isn't I am dumb

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 1:43 PM

Skitz, lets make a deal
I'll pass you a drink, you pass
me some cookies yo

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 1:43 PM

The third actually
Boobikus made me snort coke
Soda out of nose

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 1:45 PM

Slim-Fast not enough.
do do do dodo dodo
Hungry like the wolf.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 1:47 PM

Those are my cookies
Cup o' Soup for lunch makes me
Crave sugar right now

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 1:48 PM

Two shots in each leg
A bad way to start your day
If you're a baby

Listen to me scream!
Well baby checkups, my ass!
Now mom shall suffer.

Posted by: Laura at March 11, 2004 1:49 PM

Alright Sweety. Here's
a Chocolate Chip Cookie
All just for you, yo.

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Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 1:49 PM

Amy's post made me
Think of Princess Diaries
"Hair thick like a wolf"

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 1:50 PM

Holy Crap Cactus!
Two hundred and ninety-three
Were here before me

Posted by: Joe at March 11, 2004 1:51 PM

The Zoot reference?
Worth of halftime report.
At the blog of Zoot.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 1:51 PM

The poor cookie, yo!
It got deformed when posted.
I'm sorry Sweety.

Bad comment page,yo.
Deforming poor helpless stuff,
like that poor cookie.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 1:52 PM

first post on this site
i gave up cookies for lent
love all your haikus!

Posted by: Kayley at March 11, 2004 1:52 PM

Thank you much Amy
A Duran Duran ref'rence
was a funny thing

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 1:54 PM

Kayley your stronger
then me. I could never give
up my poor cookies.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 1:54 PM

Last week's Smackdown rocked.
I cry for yesterday, yo.
No ordinary world.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 1:56 PM

Deformed cookie good
makes it appear much more like
That it's homemade, yum

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 1:58 PM

skitz, I say thanks for
the chocolate chip cookie,
i loved it, thank you!

but instead of drinks
you are to young anyway,
here's a bunny yo

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( )
.( @ ).

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 1:58 PM

This weeks smackdown rocks.
We've posted so many 'kus
we could have record.

World Record for
Most Haikus posted on one
site in one day, yo.

Is world one count
Or is it two? Cause if two
I've scrugged two lines now.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 1:59 PM

Look up into the
Alaskan sky and behold
Northern Judith Light

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 2:00 PM

lol skitz, the bunnys
head fell off after posting
chris comment thing's broke

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 2:01 PM

Taking a break now
Too many nonsense haikus
My brain is hurty.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 2:02 PM

ofcourse i would have
served drinks but I couldn't make
ASCII cocktail glass

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 2:02 PM

Bunny is deformed
Would look like that if I drank
But no drinks for me =(

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 2:02 PM

deformed cookies good
deformed bunnies not too good
shoot bunnies like that

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 2:02 PM

Judith Light Brigade
is here to save the day, yo.
Bring back big-time snark.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 2:05 PM

Nothern judi light
is pretty in the 'laska sky
like jesus in clouds

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 2:05 PM

important thing yo
must watch fav soap on tv
now! yo yo yo yo

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 2:05 PM

Okay, here's a rule:
No more abbreviations -
Haiku in English.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 2:07 PM

That was too harsh, yo.
What I meant was, please be sure
to check your spelling.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 2:08 PM

Clap clap clap! Coleen.
Was harsh but needed. Haiku
Is ART, not chat room.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 2:11 PM

that was harsh colleen
we are just having fun here
criticism sucks

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 2:13 PM

We're all getting harsh.
Sorry, peeps. But it's called a
SMACKdown on purpose.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 2:13 PM

Our system went down
Was scared haikus go bye bye
But now I am back

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 2:13 PM

then i will bow out
i do not like to be judged
when fun i'm having

heh.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 2:14 PM

I come back to find
FUCK, I've missed the boobie talk...
Funbags trump all else!

Posted by: Jett at March 11, 2004 2:14 PM

just wanted to say
very creative poems
about Judith Light!

Posted by: Kayley at March 11, 2004 2:15 PM

poor sports suck much ass
and yet i acted like one
but it was fun, yo.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 2:16 PM

'buttered toast' is a
new Jelly Belly flavor.
not tasty enough.

Posted by: Kayley at March 11, 2004 2:17 PM

Lousy day at work.
Smackdown makes things much better.
I'll be back next week.

Posted by: keepergirl at March 11, 2004 2:18 PM

If I use Haiku
Instead of my favored 'ku
It takes to much room.

So I'll do what I
do, and you do what you do.
God that's many do's

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 2:19 PM

Good idea Coleen
Up the ante a little.
And test our real skillz.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 2:20 PM

holy haiku's! yo
One Fifty when I left here
reading forever!

trying to resist
one step, two step, three step, four
must haiku, must now!

Posted by: kimberlee at March 11, 2004 2:21 PM

I'm askeert to leave
But I desperately need
A nap in my bones.

Posted by: Jett at March 11, 2004 2:22 PM

she didn't mean it
don't leave, 'k, she was drunk 'k
we abrev. in fut.

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 2:22 PM

Haiku Enforcer!
Don't get up in my grill, yo.
I'll lay a Smack. Down.

I'm really quite nice
When you can get to know me
Good drunk-dialing friend.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 2:23 PM

there's a lot of scroll
to post my crappy haiku
but i'm addicted!

Posted by: kimberlee at March 11, 2004 2:24 PM

Kayley - have you tried
Bertie Botts Every Flavor?
There's grass and booger.

I love Bertie Botts
Even if I get vomit.
You should ALL try them.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 2:24 PM

okay she not drunk
but the time was desperate
needed crude answer

Posted by: Rick at March 11, 2004 2:24 PM

Coleen makes me laugh.
And makes me change my sidebar.
Now she is there too.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 2:27 PM

As founders of Le
Smackdown, we're allowed to be bitches.
And change rules mid-stream.

If you missed last week
you may not know we do
declare a winner.

A crown is given
to Grand Haiku Master with
Best five seven fives.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 2:27 PM

No more Haikus for
me today. Have to get some
work done or be sacked.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 2:29 PM

Sorry, off-topic
But Hitchiker's Guide to the
Galaxy: FILMING!

Posted by: Jett at March 11, 2004 2:30 PM

rebel against rules
that's what I do like to say
and then walk away.

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 2:32 PM

I went to post blog
Come back to controvery
We all get along

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 2:33 PM

No doubt about it.
I think Zoot deserves the crown.
What? I'm SOOO not Zoot.

Posted by: NOT_Zoot_I_Swear at March 11, 2004 2:33 PM

before i leave you
i must declare once again
my love for amy

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 2:34 PM

amy and coleen
your comments are quite awesome
you are haiku queens!

Posted by: kimberlee at March 11, 2004 2:34 PM

New word I make here
Controversy, meant to say
Controvery, sheesh

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 2:34 PM

Not the Zoot, yeah right
But credit must be given
Made up Boobikus

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 2:36 PM

zoot the hoot, you are
quite hysterical, i swear
give up your day job!

Posted by: kimberlee at March 11, 2004 2:37 PM

Oh, Not_Zoot_I_Swear,
You don't fool me at all, yo.
Recognize that hair.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 2:41 PM

zoot, oli, amy
are all haiku masters,yo
i am not worthy

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 2:42 PM

I am filled with shame:
I have neglected to pay
Lip service with 'yo's.

Posted by: Jett at March 11, 2004 2:42 PM

Okay, you caught me.
Sometimes I am so tricky.
You all are too smart.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 2:43 PM

Want to write more 'ku,
but deadline for three stories
makes me want paycheck.

Posted by: Michelle at March 11, 2004 2:44 PM

Zoot said it best once.
At last week's Smackdown I think:
"Haikus will pay bills."

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 2:47 PM

Someone bring ice cream
And also a hot man to me
For the feeding, yo.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 2:53 PM

C, yo' hot man is
Coming in just one week. Wait!
Will you host Smackdown?

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 2:56 PM

Ice cream and hot man
Where and when is this party
I want to go too!!

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 2:57 PM

Question. Why so much
Easter Candy Everywhere.
Fuck the diet. Yum.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 2:57 PM

You know who I love?
Judith Light and Meredith
Baxter-Birney, yo.

Posted by: amalah at March 11, 2004 3:01 PM

I wonder if that
little scroll thingie will live
through the Smackdown

The way itīs going
you need tweezers to use it
poor lill' scroll thingie

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 3:02 PM

Thometimeth I fake lithp
Jutht to entertain mythelf.
Thad, thoooo thad, I know.

Posted by: Jett at March 11, 2004 3:02 PM

I am amalah now.
Comments form changed it for me.
Haunted comments form!

Posted by: amalah at March 11, 2004 3:02 PM

MBB TV
Drunken ex-wife of ex-con
shoots self in the foot

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 3:03 PM

col's eating hot men
or was it ice cream, yo yo
she's a man eater!

forgive me founders
for name abbreviation
it's coleen, coleen!

Posted by: kimberlee at March 11, 2004 3:05 PM

holy fucking shit
amalah said meredith
baxter-birney, ha!

ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: yvonne at March 11, 2004 3:06 PM

I used to look like
Kelly from 9021
0. Now? MBB.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 3:06 PM

And now I'm Amy!
Haunted comments form is a
Wee schizophrenic.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 3:07 PM

Nap now...no, REALLY.
I desperately need one.
Six tests in two weeks.

Two days' court duty.
I love my job AND college;
Just not concurrent.

Posted by: Jett at March 11, 2004 3:07 PM

A Hall and Oates song
Man-eater used to scare me
Very strange child

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 3:09 PM

My poor cat was sick
thankfully she is okay
Blood in her pee pee

Posted by: jen at March 11, 2004 3:09 PM

Judith Light makes five.
Meredith Baxter-Birney
Makes perfect seven.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 3:10 PM

Amy, Amalah
Whoever you might be now.
Who is MBB?

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 3:12 PM

here comes yellow bus
thanks to all for the laughs, yo
next thursday, i'm there

Posted by: kimberlee at March 11, 2004 3:13 PM

Its been twice this week
Someone Googles "Miss Doxie"
Ends up at my blog.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 3:14 PM

Who is MBB??
The mom from Family Ties and
TV movie queen.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 3:15 PM

Nevermind Amy
I get who MBB is.
Sorry I'm clueless.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 3:16 PM

Must I know Judith?
This 'ku seems haunted by this gal
It's almost JuKu

Posted by: Sweety at March 11, 2004 3:16 PM

just one final thought
hope chris turned off post email
notification!

Posted by: kimberlee at March 11, 2004 3:17 PM

I'll dye my hair red.
The next two days, I look like
Carrot Top. Then? Not.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 3:20 PM

Zoot went to my site
And left a comment, oh boy.
I too like that name

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 3:21 PM

Judith Light is the
Light that dare not speak its name.
Also? Big in-joke.

Posted by: Amy at March 11, 2004 3:23 PM

I too dye hair red
I used to be a blonde girl
Now an Irish queen

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 3:28 PM

So, then Judith Light,
This weeks "ass dusting" in terms
Of the "in-joke", right?

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 3:29 PM

I love being red.
But my blonde hair fades quickly.
So I dye again.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 3:32 PM

Natural redhead!
Beat THAT with a dye, bitches.
I am just that cool.

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 3:37 PM

i'm a fucking dork
thought haikus were on her site
posted for nothing

talked about boogers
talked about the cat puking
see what you guys missed?

then there was ball sack
there was her favorite "yo"
reading skills do suck

talk charlie's angels
can't get theme out of my head
die aaron spelling

husband singing now
iron maden 'run to hills'
sing 'breaking the law'

although my version
is much better than that one
"licking my balls" --yo

Posted by: djmofo at March 11, 2004 3:37 PM

At my site there are
Pictures of small girl and cat
Shameless propotion

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 3:38 PM

Promotion, dumb ass
Yes I got my typing skilz
in cracker jack box

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 3:40 PM

I'm jealous Coleen
I'll take my red hair dye now
And cower in shame.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 3:42 PM

I tried to stay gone,
But all to no avail, yo.
Clocking out for lunch.

Then I will Haiku.
Abbreviations, I'll try
To abolish, yo.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 3:43 PM

Hair dye seems to be
The topic of the moment
But I don't dye hair.

I haven't touched it.
Love my brown hair color as is.
Just wish for more wave.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 3:46 PM

I have natural wave
Really have a tsunami
Born color is mud

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 3:49 PM

Mud can be just as
interesting as other colors
You find muddy stuff.

Oh man, without my
shortened words in haiku, yo.
I don't write well here.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 3:52 PM

Laughing with water
In mouth is a bad idea
Wet shirt at work, bad

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 3:55 PM

Have they all gone home?
Am I alone in world
Cheezy ballad starts

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 4:02 PM

Laughing at work is
usually the reason
my boss comes over.

Then I have to hide
My screen with Haiku Smackdown
And pretend to work.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 4:02 PM

The Googlemeister
Finds answers to all questions
I am the master

Boss wanted to know
The knife Rachael Ray uses
Goggle knows it all

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 4:04 PM

Nearly four hundred
haikus have been posted here.
Smackdowns really rock.

Posted by: Skitz at March 11, 2004 4:08 PM

I am working, yo.
I know. It's quite the shocker.
Almost Four Hundred!

Posted by: Coleen at March 11, 2004 4:08 PM

I am working too.
But I am watching as well.
Just not typing much.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 4:09 PM

Before I leave work
I want four hundred to come
I will make it so

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 4:09 PM

Four hundred WHEE
I go home now happily
Goodbye all 'kuers

Posted by: Oliquig at March 11, 2004 4:10 PM

The Unbearable
Judith Lightness Of Being:
Haiku four hundred!

Posted by: Chris at March 11, 2004 4:12 PM

Goodbye Oliquig
Happy haiku thursday, Yo.
Its been super-fun.

Posted by: Zoot at March 11, 2004 4:12 PM


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