March 1, 2004

Better Than Friday

At some point, I'll go into the clusterfuck trainwreck that was my Friday. Until then, I offer the following snippet of conversation:

Her: I'm sorry the client yelled at you like that.
Me: Well, he was a little upset but its okay.
Her: Did he tell you to go fuck yourself?
Me: Um, no. Should he have?
Her: No. He's told me that a couple of times.
Me: Uh...I feel left out. But has it ever struck you that that's slightly inappropriate?
Her: Yeah. But now I make him eat lunch before our meetings so he's not cranky.

There are just so many things wrong with that. Including the fact that she was the one who ducked her responsibility and put me in the position to get bitched at. Ugh.

Posted by Chris at March 1, 2004 11:46 AM

"Now I make him eat lunch before our meetings so he's not cranky."?! It's so wrong that he's allowed to get away with that sort of behaviour. Gives me an idea, though. Maybe if I start getting cranky at meetings, they'll start providing me food. Oh the possibilities.

Hope this week is better than last week!

Posted by: pie at March 1, 2004 11:59 AM

superglue staplers to both her hands & tell her that there's a poisonous spider weaving a web in her hair.

hilarity & revenge will ensue.

Posted by: Marie at March 1, 2004 1:01 PM

Whenever I get cranky at work, they just tell me to go and have a cigarette... I want lunch too!

Posted by: amber at March 1, 2004 1:25 PM

there so much wrong with that post that i cant even begin to go there!
"Hello client"
"fuck fuck fuck"
"have you eaten today mr Client?"

Posted by: fluffy at March 1, 2004 2:03 PM

now i feel guilty about the time i used the
f-word at office depot...

Posted by: stacy at March 1, 2004 2:20 PM

That's completely inexcusable. I am sorry that you had such a horrible friday. Here's hoping that this week is better. And I meant to say it before, but that picture of pixel was wonderful.

Posted by: feisty girl at March 1, 2004 3:01 PM

Huh? Surely I read that wrong...

If thats a snippet of your Friday from Hell, I'd hate to see the entire transcript..

I hope this week is better. And I agree with feisty girl - the picture of Pixel is gorgeous.

Posted by: Zoot at March 1, 2004 4:49 PM

what worries me, really,
is that he'll tell
a woman to fuck herself,
but not a man...
that's sick in a frightening way...

Posted by: stacy at March 1, 2004 4:59 PM

Okay, that is just wrong.
If you treated the CLIENT that way, your butt would be on the sidewalk. It's not acceptable for him to be that rude. Ever.
Oh, and smack your co-work. She should have warned you.

Posted by: Olive at March 1, 2004 5:17 PM

As absolutely dreadful as that sounds, It did make me laugh. Just for the sheer lack of sanity in that situation. I hate days like that... but I -love- the word "clusterfuck" which you so nicely marked out and replaced with a more appropriate word. :-D well done.

Such a versatile word fuck is.. use it as a noun, a verb, an adjective, the list goes on and on ;)

Posted by: Katie at March 2, 2004 12:03 AM

What a snotrag she was to pass him off to you. :P

Posted by: Rachel in Alaska at March 4, 2004 3:56 PM