April 29, 2004

Notes for Thursday

...that time again...
Don't forget that its Thursday. Why is that important, you ask? Its time for the Thursday Haiku Smackdown being held at Zoots new pad, yo. Have you not participated? Go. Try it. You'll like it.

...funnier with Ed...
Fellow JLBers have helped me conclude that things are just funnier with Ed McMahon. Consider the following examples, if you will:

-Trout? Not funny. Trout and Ed McMahon? Hilarious!
-Crack whore? Kinda sad, actually. Crack whore and Ed McMahon? Funny!
-Midget porn? Just a little strange. Midget porn and Ed McMahon? Laugh riot!
-Twister? Sorta fun. Twister with Ed McMahon? An evening of non-stop entertainment.

I realize why I worry you guys sometimes. Don't worry. Really. I'll be fine. Just let me drink my coffee and wake up a little bit.

Posted by Chris at April 29, 2004 7:14 AM

Are you saying Ed McMahon is like cheese? In that he makes everything better?

I could get behind that.

Posted by: Dawnie at April 29, 2004 8:52 AM

nah I'm not worried about you Chris...your facination, er... frequent mention of midget porn is completely NORMAL! =]

Posted by: kimberlee at April 29, 2004 8:57 AM

That's ok, Chris. For a while I had a fixation on midget tossing and midget bowling.

Posted by: Kymmie at April 29, 2004 9:10 AM

In fact, Chris, Kymmie won the midget bowling tournament! She's the CHAMP!

Posted by: Beth at April 29, 2004 9:25 AM

Who's Ed McMahon?

Posted by: Tjej at April 29, 2004 9:59 AM

Hope you've finished your coffee and you're awake enough for a happy dance...American reality shows and potential Idols have been saved from the Al Qaeda attempt to overthrow sanity as we know it by continuously voting for John Stevens...America woke up and that pasty-faced boy is gone.

Posted by: Cindy at April 29, 2004 10:23 AM

Boo. You forgot mine:

Stigmata? Scary as shit. Ed McMahon bleeding from his eyeballs? HILARIOUS.

Posted by: Lauren Brady at April 29, 2004 11:21 AM

That's the way I feel about monkeys. Everything's funnier with a monkey.

Posted by: pie at April 29, 2004 3:49 PM

:: slowly backs away from the blog and runs ::

Posted by: Theresa at April 29, 2004 4:09 PM

Ed McMahon bleeding from the eyeballs is BEYOND HILARIOUS.

I will refrain from posting mine re: Ed McMahon and forcible sodomy. Me being the delicate little flower and all.

Posted by: Amalah at April 29, 2004 5:58 PM

heh heh heh ... YES, you are correct sir!

Posted by: tj at April 29, 2004 9:38 PM