April 26, 2004

Your Turn

It's Monday morning and I'm officially braindead. So, how bout we help each other out, okay? What I'll do is start a story (below) and you come up with the next piece in your comment. The next person picks up where the previous person left off. Clear as mud? Good!

I was passing through a deserted village when I realized I had a flat tire. Just as I was surveying the damage, who should come out of the woods to help than...

Now its your turn. Don't let this be a miserable failure.

Posted by Chris at April 26, 2004 9:33 AM

the energizer bunny. Oddly enough he was dressed in...

Posted by: Cornelia at April 26, 2004 9:41 AM

An authentic, Elvis Presley jumpsuit, complete with matching sideburns. He hopped over to my car, pulled out a toolbox and said, "...

Posted by: r at April 26, 2004 9:42 AM

"Hey there, were you looking for the end of Lonely Street?" He popped the hood and said, "Hmm, seems to be the flux capacitor, we can't take care of that all the way out here, let's hop on over to..."

Posted by: Busy Mom at April 26, 2004 9:50 AM

"....the mechanic down the road. He bears an uncanny resemblance to James Dean. Hop on into my Prius!"

Posted by: Kymmie at April 26, 2004 10:01 AM

"Sorry, but I don't just accept rides from strange corporate mascots unless they drive something better than a fucking Prius"

Posted by: amalah at April 26, 2004 11:02 AM

Offended the bunny hopped away, leaving me stranded there with a flat tire. Since I never learned to change a tire I decided that it was high time I learned how. So I

Posted by: Amy at April 26, 2004 11:36 AM

went to the glove box to get out the manual with directions on how to change a tire. I realized that Delorian's did not come with manuals, so I tried to remember if I had ever seen a movie

Posted by: goodsnake at April 26, 2004 11:49 AM

..while I was thinking I suddenly noticed two incredible beautiful women walking up to me & my car. One of them wore a purple bikini and the other one just a Home Improvement tool belt. Could this be…

Posted by: Sweety at April 26, 2004 11:58 AM

Hope turned to despair as I kicked myself for making fun of cheesy 80's movies and refusing to watch "Back To The Future" with my roommate yesterday... missing the lessons on Delorian refurbishing and tire maintenance for warp-speed time travel. A chill ran down my spine, and I turned away from the dusty, useless car and gazed around me as the eerie silence of the town pressed upon my consciousness...

Posted by: Dee at April 26, 2004 12:01 PM

//OOC oops! too slow! ;-D delete mine, Chris... I like where Sweetie is going with this. hehehe

Posted by: Dee at April 26, 2004 12:02 PM

(since Dee wants hers deleted, I will continue from Sweety's)...

"could this be...? Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton?! Now what on earth would they be doing out here in the middle of nowhere? Ohhhhhh thats right the second season of The Simple Life has started"...

Posted by: Ro at April 26, 2004 12:18 PM

My dreams come true? I never thought that the dream would actually come true! Breaking down in a town full of Playboy handy women! OMG! Now that dream was coming true, I could hardly contain myself! So, as they approached, I said, "...

Posted by: Lee at April 26, 2004 12:20 PM

dangit...ro was too quick lol

Posted by: Lee at April 26, 2004 12:20 PM

Sensing this was my chance to be deemed a hero and beloved by the entire world, I picked up my tire jack and quickly bludgeoned Paris Hilton to death.

Nicole looked at me and said...

Posted by: Amalah at April 26, 2004 12:35 PM

"Nice job! But we should probably clean up this mess before a copper drives by!" We pulled some towels out of my trunk and...

Posted by: Beth at April 26, 2004 12:43 PM

...television's Ed McMahon came stumbling out of the woods. It was clear he was in distress, hands bound behind his back and a note pinned to his chest that said...

Posted by: Chris at April 26, 2004 12:46 PM


Also, we suddenly heard the plucky notes of the Dueling Banjos from Deliverance.

Posted by: Amalah at April 26, 2004 12:49 PM

As it turned out Ed was in town to support his death metal band, Gimpy, of which he is the lead singer. "We were just doing the soundcheck. You should come join us. There are lots of other celebrities like..."

Posted by: Chris at April 26, 2004 1:57 PM

Dick Clark and Vanna White. It will be a great time." I pondered the thought...

Posted by: Amy at April 26, 2004 2:03 PM

(First of all, y'all are a bunch of WIMPS. Scared off by a little anal rape reference. Sheesh.)

Second of all, I thought that Gimpy sounded like a rockin' band. But then when Ed said ChrisCactus would be on lead guitar, I knew I had to go check them out, flat tire or not...

Posted by: Amalah at April 26, 2004 2:07 PM

Nicole was getting impatient. What was this guy thinking? HELLO?? I have to show him

Posted by: Sweety at April 26, 2004 2:43 PM

How to change this effin tire so we can get the hell outta here. I swear, Men now a days can’t do anything on their own! “HEY! GIMME THAT STUPID TIRE IRON!” She said stomping over to the car. “Oh Wait… I broke a NAIL! Now someones gonna pay!” she said as she pulled out a …

Posted by: Lee at April 26, 2004 3:16 PM

My freshly made haggis. In the meantime, no decision had been made about...

Posted by: Busy Mom at April 26, 2004 3:17 PM

what side dish is most appropriate with haggis. What everyone knows it's..

Posted by: Another Pam at April 26, 2004 3:30 PM

...rabbit stew. This posed a conundrum for the bunny since...

Posted by: Busy Mom at April 26, 2004 3:52 PM

he was vegan

Posted by: Another Pam at April 26, 2004 3:59 PM

But no fear! Dr. Phil is here! And they sat down together around the car and talked about...

Posted by: Sweety at April 26, 2004 4:25 PM

the bad consequences of eating such horrible food. A psychological exam was conducted to learn what trama from childhood caused this eating dilemma.

Posted by: goodsnake at April 26, 2004 4:46 PM

And Dr. Phil said, "The next time you put that haggis and rabbit stew in front of you, I want you to imagine yourself as that four-year-old in plaid pants with the wet bottom and say to yourself, 'I DON'T HAVE TO EAT HAGGIS AND RABBIT STEW TO HEAL!'. But Ed only choked out the words...

Posted by: Lauren Brady at April 26, 2004 5:43 PM

"wet bottom! wet bottom!"
Before he fell straight back on the ground in a faint from...

Posted by: Another Pam at April 26, 2004 7:20 PM

...the sight of Nicole turning the heavy tire iron on poor Chris Cactus. She has had time to think of the consequences of Paris being bludgeoned to death, and is now upset because her "party home-girl who has made her lots of money because they've appeared on a dumb reality show" is now gone. How will she obtain notoriety now? Who would want to see "The Simple Life" without both of the stars? She will have to make her own publicity now, apart from being associated with her famous father and scantily-clad best friend. What better way than to commit murder and drive away into the sunset in a Delorean?

So she finishes the bludgeoning of poor (unsuspecting) Chris Cactus, gives Ed McMahon the finger, changes the tire her DAMN SELF (because, unlike the owner of the car, she is self-sufficient and knows the fine art of tire maintenance), and speeds off into the sunset.

Posted by: Zandria at April 26, 2004 10:19 PM