May 13, 2004

Thursday Haiku Smackdown!

Welcome to this week's Thursday Haiku Smackdown! For inspiration, I give you these...





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Posted by Chris at May 13, 2004 6:45 AM
Comments


The man with red hair
i swear is sexy because
of his shovel tongue


(did that work?)

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 7:21 AM

That is one long kitty

Posted by: wlfldy at May 13, 2004 7:32 AM

I dont want to meet
The man who is turned on by
Accordian Porn

Posted by: Zoot at May 13, 2004 7:51 AM

I think the other
side of the fence partitions
butt sniffing action

Posted by: Zoot at May 13, 2004 7:54 AM

Experiment worked!
Man and cartoon character
combined into one!

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 7:56 AM

am i allowed to
wanna take accordian
away and see tit

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 8:34 AM

Where'd I leave my head?
Hmmm ... is it stuck in the fence?
Well--not on this side ...

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 8:40 AM

My last day at work!
Better cool it on the 'kus--
Don't want to get fired.

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 8:40 AM

Note to self: fig leaf
would be lighter; and, besides,
How is this thing played?

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 8:47 AM

Warning -Do not try

this at home lest you get caught

in a jam session.

Posted by: HR Lady at May 13, 2004 8:48 AM

oh how we grinned
poor man had corn up his butt
constipation kills!

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 8:49 AM

Didn't I tell you

That popcorn diving is IT?

Especially nude.

Posted by: HR Lady at May 13, 2004 8:50 AM

I have always said,

I would lose my head if I

Wasn't more careful.

Posted by: HR Lady at May 13, 2004 8:53 AM

The things people do

For Reality TV-

Guess they have no pride.

Posted by: HR Lady at May 13, 2004 8:55 AM

I swear I will do

my homework next time Miss Bell-

Please let me go home.

Posted by: HR Lady at May 13, 2004 8:57 AM

I fit through this chair
just fine, before I ate all
the library paste ...

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 8:59 AM

I think I just got
my titty caught in this thing!
Could someone help me?

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 9:19 AM

We all know that Chris
likes to photograph himself...
but the wig *must* go!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 9:20 AM

Bobby will think twice
before sticking his head in
a hole so damn small!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 9:28 AM

Its all fun and games
Until someone gets his head
stuck in a chair, yo.

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 9:33 AM

Its an expensive
chair, sure, but stay calm and please
no one lose their head.

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 9:35 AM

Milwaukee strippers
Strut, shimmy, wiggle and bend
accordianly...

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 9:40 AM

Man, that's one fine chair.
You sure you know which you want
me to saw off, yo?

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 9:40 AM

Why don't I have a
problem hearing the strip-tease
accordian tunes?

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 9:41 AM

Man with big red hair
has that goofy laugh of
Charles Nelson Riley

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 9:43 AM

Karen Carpenter's
first album was titled "the
Accordian years"

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 9:45 AM

This is what happens
when you mix Carrot Top with
Charles Nelson Riley

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 9:45 AM

Kid takes teasing to
heart, "but Johnny told me that
I was a butthead"

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 9:47 AM

Don't let this smile I
wear convince you that I can't
play accordion.

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 9:51 AM

Jacques Cousteau finds the
tasty sea of exotic
buttered popcorn shrimp.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 9:52 AM

I can't wait to hear
Jilbur play Weird Al tunes on
the accordian.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 9:55 AM

Lee experiments
with a few positions for
cat taxidermy.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 9:57 AM

yo Lee--syllables
are fine, but your spelling, dear!
Poor Mr. Reilly ...

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 10:00 AM

Well if I spelled his
name correctly you'd have one
less 'ku idea, yo.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 10:09 AM

Mr. Davidson's
hall pass is much easier
to get on than off.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 10:15 AM

I just noticed that
I have been spelling the word
accordion wrong.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 10:18 AM

Long kitty cat-snake
amazing us with twisty turns
Things aren't as they seem.

Posted by: Janet at May 13, 2004 10:20 AM

Holy crap! Check out
the Fisitalia on
on that woman, yo.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 10:20 AM

I'm so pathetic.
I had to Google brands of
accordions, yo.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 10:21 AM

Ronald McDonald
Fired after a bad trip
Tongue thing scares small kids.

Posted by: Martha at May 13, 2004 10:24 AM

Pathetic, yes, but
that's the way I like 'em, yo.
Cowering's a plus ...

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 10:25 AM

The search and rescue
could not find the lost person
due to the butter.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 10:28 AM

The nude talent show
showed good signs of improving
given Miss July.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 10:30 AM

The taxidermist
had a sick sense of humor
but won some awards

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 10:31 AM

Houdini was wrong
no matter how hard it is
hold breath don't help.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 10:34 AM

Man's hair set on fire
Nude Accordion player
Sought for questioning

Posted by: Stu at May 13, 2004 10:36 AM

Beetlejuice was good
but brother Beetlehammer
scared the white off rice

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 10:37 AM

Knowing the redhead
The popcorn man hid from him
and the band played on.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 10:40 AM

Who gave that dumb-ass
Kid a sucker? Isn't it
Clear he's fat enough?

Posted by: Stu at May 13, 2004 10:41 AM

Setting the mood with
Accordion rendition
Of "Let's Get It On"?

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 10:42 AM

The experiment
having gone bad on the cat
they chose a small child

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 10:43 AM

The cat was getting
Hungry, but he knew he had
A bigger problem.

Posted by: Stu at May 13, 2004 10:44 AM

He's related to
The boy who got stuck inside
The stuffed toy machine

Posted by: Martha at May 13, 2004 10:44 AM

Carrot-top spied a
Hot woman, but she wouldn't
Give him her number

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 10:45 AM

The popcorn had sensed
Weakness, it was now only
A matter of time.

Posted by: Stu at May 13, 2004 10:46 AM

The poor chair screamed out,
"Why must I pay the price for
Your Stupidity?"

Posted by: Stu at May 13, 2004 10:48 AM

"Could you saw off some
backfat while you're at it, please?"
Said the chairchest boy

Posted by: Martha at May 13, 2004 10:51 AM

Headline: Boy wishes
On star for sea of popcorn
Millions of fish die

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 10:51 AM

Carelessly running
the cat tried to turn too fast
resulting in this.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 10:52 AM

Teacher shocked to find
The boy inside the chair's hole
"It's not how it looks!"

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 10:54 AM

My superpowers:
bug eyes; aardvark tongue; 3-day
shadow (files diamonds).

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 10:55 AM

She wanted to know
"Does this not make me look fat?"
The boys shouted "No!"

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 10:56 AM

This should be enough
pup-cahn to last me thru the
Lethal Weapon-fest ...

Why the zinc oxide
and goggles? Shelter from the
radiant talent.

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 10:58 AM

Live Girls Playing Strings!
It has to be one of those
European things

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:00 AM

The answer was wrong
he was made an example
the teacher gone bad.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:00 AM

Extra butter please
I sprung for the large tub so
refills are free, no?

Posted by: Martha at May 13, 2004 11:01 AM

I was born this way--
Mom still whines about that
damn accordion ...

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 11:01 AM

Suddenly he choked
the popcorn owverwhelmed him
he new he had lost.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:02 AM

Lee had reddish hair
jilbur loaned him the green shades
Meet Chrissy's boyfriend!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:06 AM

Unique as it seems
There must be a faery tale
About stetching cat

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:07 AM

Johnny had fallen
none of the kids were aware
sucker never fell.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:09 AM

Talent scouts abound
she was given the award
best dressed beauty queen.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:12 AM

I was born this way:
talking cat, bad enough--but
meter-long neck? Please!

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 11:12 AM

G knows I like 'em
A little on the wild side
With Hawaiian shirts

And Koolaid dyed hair
And that huge tongue just makes him
Much more fun in bed

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:13 AM

Contest was sponsored
by Orville Redenbacher
who was that masked man?

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:15 AM

Chrissy was hiding
although we could all see her
she thought she was safe.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:17 AM

I'm ku'ing from school
So I'm "typing a paper"
... In haiku form ;)

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:20 AM

The cat had to know
The wicked witch named Mindy
was the culprit here!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:20 AM

Like G doesn't find
The nude accordionist
Remotely sexy

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:22 AM

Genuine has class
he had his chivalry, but
accordians suck!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:23 AM

Chrissy's very good
But Genuine is better
he goes forever.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:25 AM

Genuine, my man,
you should be so lucky, to
get with squeezebox chick.

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 11:26 AM

Chrissy disagrees
But still complements G on
his external rhyme

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:27 AM

If I had a tongue
like the man in those glasses
jilbur would love me.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:27 AM

'Squeezebox' opens up
a brave new world of 'ku, yo:
fewer syllables!

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 11:27 AM

I hope you're joking
Accordionists are whores
It's common knowledge

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:28 AM

big 'mwah,' genuine--
I already gotta man,
but you're next on list!

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 11:28 AM

Short hiatus,yo:
exit interview awaits ...
"Adios, suckahs!"

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 11:30 AM

As fun as this is
I must make time to go pee
Please do not watch me

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:30 AM

Despite the picture's
contents, I can't use "squeezebox"
It just sounds dirty

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:30 AM

You can trust me, but
With specs like my boyfriend has
I would be cautious

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:32 AM

"Local Girl Crowned Ms.
Nude Polka Queen '04"
Reported the news.

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 11:35 AM

Hey Chrissy I'm back
Let's lose the guy in those specs
Please go out with me.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:35 AM

Believe it or not
This is, I believe, my first
Convo in 'ku, yo

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:36 AM

Tempting offer, G
But you said it yourself: no
The tongue for the job

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:37 AM

Back to the pictures
I've forgoten what they were
Oh yeah Chrissy's nude

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:38 AM

Oh shit, I messed up
Tried to write two 'kus at once
Please, please forgive me

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:39 AM

Very funny, G
I play the clarinet, but
It'd reveal too much ;)

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:40 AM

He loved Dr. Suess
but then he took it too far
character acting

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:42 AM

I like clarinets
they make for some good action
a line has been crossed

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:45 AM

One hundred comments
and I am still going strong
bring on the west coast!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:47 AM

When Father found out
about today let's just say
The chair hit the wall

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:48 AM

Black cat adds extra
challenge to game of chase your
own tail around.

Posted by: Martha at May 13, 2004 11:50 AM

The clarinet's not
Normally a turn-on, but
Maybe it's just me

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:50 AM

When dogs mate with cats
the problems always arise
the dog always wins

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:51 AM

Genuine and Lee
are just too damned funny, yo
Glad they are my friends!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 11:51 AM

The west coast can wait
Until three o'clock, I hope,
When I'm out of school

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:52 AM

It was this reason
We were warned about breeding
Stretchable kitties

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:55 AM

Popcorn is my game
and Scuba Steve is my name
do you have butter?

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 11:55 AM

Lunchtime is over
Now it's time for Spanish class :(
Je veux parler... French

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 11:56 AM

John Stevens has changed
since American Idol.
His hair is longer.

Posted by: Cindy at May 13, 2004 11:57 AM

For my next trick, I'll
(after sawing off head) cure
childhood obesity.

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 12:00 PM

Chrissy that is french!
Come here and let me bite you
Mister Adams style!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 12:01 PM

crap. Did it again:
syllable violation.
Please, don't say I suck.

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 12:02 PM

Trying again:

For my next trick, I'll
cure childhood obesity--
(oops--where is that head?!)

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 12:03 PM

One twisted pussy.
Knows head from his butt.
What were you thinking?

Posted by: Busy Mom at May 13, 2004 12:05 PM

had I actually completed the 7 syllable line: "He knows his head from his butt". If would have been nmore effective.

Posted by: Busy Mom at May 13, 2004 12:07 PM

Evangeline won
The Miss Zydeco Pageant
After "talent" part.

Posted by: Cindy at May 13, 2004 12:08 PM

Cats i love to pet
Except when they turn really bad
Then you have a scracth

Posted by: at May 13, 2004 12:11 PM

Superintendent
will be here very shortly
Let's finish this up!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 12:15 PM

With client's I meet
how dare they come on this day
but Genuine's back!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 12:17 PM

Strange tan lines she got
when tanning at beach party
she had an excuse!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 12:20 PM

The Boy's head is stuck
They are trying to get him out
Accidents happen

Posted by: Mosco Studentg at May 13, 2004 12:21 PM

Kid gets stuck in chair
What the hell was he thinking
He must be on drugs

Posted by: Jonny Coltrane at May 13, 2004 12:21 PM

That dude with red hair
he does look like a doof ball
someone please help him

Posted by: Lloyd Bank$ at May 13, 2004 12:21 PM

this cat is so weird
i've never seen one do that
it is very cool

Posted by: mosco student at May 13, 2004 12:22 PM

Let's hypothesize!
The man in the red-haired wig?
With the C.I.A.

He's gone to the fair,
incognito, of course, y'all
dressed as a punk kid.

Really he's looking
for a whole gang of punk kids
dressed as C.I.A.

And when he finds them
the punky-looking agent
will infiltrate them.

There is a rumor
that the punk kids are making
very bad pea soup.

Got the recipe
in home economics class
but are not good cooks.

So when they make it
through no real fault of their own
the soup tastes shitty.

The punk kids don't know
that their pea soup is putrid
They think it's real good.

(I think it's crazy;
punk kids making yucky soup
and thinking it's good?

Most punk kids I know
would not give a rat's heinie
'bout cooking or soup.)

Punk kids have a plan
to brink peace to the whole world
by sharing their soup.

They'd take it abroad
To China, Kuwait, Japan;
Everyone'd love it!

Their pea soup would go
where no peace treaty has gone,
make quite an impact.

Then all of the peeps
and leaders of the nations
would be unified.

Each in their own tongue
they would all praise the pea soup
and love each other.

They boys are nave
but at least they have good hearts
too bad they can't cook.

When the C.I.A.
got wind of the pea soup plan
(not to mention soup!) ...

They were astonished
because the plan was so good
and soup so awful.

So the C.I.A.
needs to find out from the punks
just where the soup is.

If they can destroy
the soup and the recipe
the Earth might be saved.

For if enacted
the pea soup plan would surely
horrify the earth.

And though C.I.A.
could conquer the earth like that
It isn't time yet.

Now is the time for
stopping punk kids in their tracks
before this begins.

So C.I.A. man
went on the hunt for the punks
who threaten the earth.

The boys do mean well
but their cooking is suited
for prisons instead.

After the red-haired
C.I.A. agent finds them
he'll try to befriend.

Maybe get info
about the boys and their soup
and then destroy it.

But the C.I.A.
of course keeps the recipe
in case they need it.

You just never know
when you might need bad pea soup
in the C.I.A.

And when it comes time
for the president's birthday
Well, eat it up, man!

Can't you imagine
bad pea soup getting served to
George W. Bush?

He might gag or choke
he might smile, say he liked it,
and inwardly wretch.

Maybe he'd invade
the poor wretch of a country
who makes such bad soup?

Anyhow, I think
it's funny to imagine
George eating some crap.

With C.I.A. guys
standing around in earnest
hoping he likes it.

Goggled C.I.A.
Doesn't know, however, that
the punks are aware.

They know who he is
they also know what he wants
and they will not give.

When he meets the punks
they act cool but do not say
a word about soup.

Sadly, C.I.A.
forced to admit a defeat
by split pea soup punks.

Red haired man goes home
He takes off his wig and thinks
I should take Home Ec!

And when the guy does
Teacher is sick on soup day
makes waffles instead.

The waffles taste good
so he leaves the C.I.A.
To open a shop.

At THE WAFFLE STORE
you can get all things waffle
and fresh waffles too

Everyone's glad
until one day the news says:
CHINA HATES PEA SOUP.

It looks like the punks
went through with their pea soup plan
but that is all right.

The Chinese are smart
They take the recipe and
send soup to the States.

Waffle Man's all right
He couldn't be happier
with his little shop.

No more dodging guns
And no more espionage
just yummy waffles.

When he retires
he is the happiest man
that ever has lived.

Moral of the tale?
Don't stupid red-haired work;
give waffles a chance.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 12:23 PM

Oh dear Amalah
My love for you burns like an
accordion song.

Posted by: Mindy (not really) at May 13, 2004 12:29 PM

"Brink peace to the world"?
that should have said "bring", you guys
I made a mistake.

Second last line says:
Don't DO stupid red-haired work
or at least it should.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 12:30 PM

Here is the latest
photo of Genuine the
Goofy red-haired freak

Posted by: Mindy (not really) at May 13, 2004 12:31 PM

The witch has arrived
she's better late than never
Please welcome Mindy

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 12:35 PM

Mindy not really
is it really you or not
cuz it's smackdown time

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 12:38 PM

Since I had the snip
this is easier. My dick
got caught in the folds!

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 12:45 PM

Seven kids in house
but, help me god, I will find
the time to haiku!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 12:46 PM

Mindy you are Queen
Don't let Gen push you around!
He *should* be working!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 12:48 PM

I'm Mister Heat Mi-
ser, I'm Mr. Sun. I'm Mis-
ter green Christmas

I'm Mister one hun-
dred and one. They call me Heat
Miser; whatever

I touch starts to melt
in my clutch. I'm too much!
Dum dum dum dum! Yo!

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 12:49 PM

I'm playing to win
and I am loving to play
this surely is sin!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 12:49 PM

The hair is too red.
Vision over corrected
But Lee looks sooooo hot!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 12:49 PM

You think that's my best?
then you better watch the rest
but surely you jest?

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 12:51 PM

In and out and in...
Just another fun thing you
can do in the nude!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 12:51 PM

'Damnit' said kitty
I hate it when that happens!
Lost my head again!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 12:53 PM

Now Amber is in
Now i am sure it is sin
She plays this with Len!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 12:53 PM

You are prolific
I'll give you that Genuine...
Maybe you will win!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 12:56 PM

His sex drive is gone
so experiment they did
Now his head's all red

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 12:56 PM

Nobody playing here
today could want to win quite
as much as I do!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 12:57 PM

I'll stab thrust parry
but I will not lose the match
I'm really scary.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 12:58 PM

I ignore the kids
Dinner is burning right now...
Do I give a fuck?

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 12:59 PM

Much coffee I've had
not enough sleep I did get
It's all someone's fault

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 12:59 PM

I will not back down
I intend to win the crown
would that make you frown?

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 1:01 PM

Please burn the dinner
because I am the winner
you are the sinner.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 1:02 PM

You can't push the blame
If you don't get enough sleep
You *are* a big boy!!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 1:02 PM

How did that kid get
His head stuck in the chair, dudes?
Goofing around! (duh.)

Prob'ly embarassed
'coz his head became so fat
he can't get it out.

When he put it in
it fit; there was no problem
Then what'd he do? Eat?

Or maybe a witch
put a spell on the poor boy
to make his ears grow.

Either way this is
definately going on
PERMANENT RECORD.

That Permanent R.
follows you all through schooling
college and beyond.

That boy may not get
into university
all because of chair.

He'll have to attend
A community college
because of the chair.

And then he will go
trotting off to barber school
'Coz of what? The chair.

Because of that chair
he won't be an astronaut
not even banker.

Will not be swimmer
not even an accountant
Damn that stupid chair!

Later on in life
the boy, all grown up by now
will curse that damn day

"Why did I have to?
why did I goof off that day?
I was so stupid.

"I could have been cool
I could have been a pilot
but now I cut hair."

Permanent Record
Certainly has the power
To ruin one's life.

Of course the boy's mom
Will raise a stink about it
and so will his dad.

The peeps will demand
that the PR be struck clean
of chair incident.

They gladly point out
That it was the school that bought
these terrible chairs.

Then they'll cite the case
Of boys who are rejected
from Harvard for this.

I mean the poor kid
Might have to go to Vassar
Like Lisa Simpson.

They'll take it to court
To demand that the thingy
Not be on record.

They look like such fools
Even if you strike the chair
The boy has no chance

Permanent Record
Already details in full:
Other incidents.

Once he got his hand
Stuck in a vase in the class
they had to smash it.

Once he let the mice
who were pets of his classroom
out of their cages

One of them went in
the teacher's black leather purse
she found it and sceamed.

Another one ran
across the principal's desk
he phoned Harvard then.

Anyhoo, the peeps,
the parents of the chair boy,
lose their case in court.

They decide to take
their little Tommy elsewhere
a school with no chairs.

So Tommy goes
but guess what follows him, peeps?
PERMANENT RECORD.

Man, those were lies, yo,
Those damn teachers lied to us
About our PRs.

They used it to get
cooperation from us;
we should have rebelled.

The parents become
a laughing stock in their town
because of the boy.

Cannot show faces
at the local country club
without getting snubbed.

They decide to move
from East to West coast, baby.
and, yeah, bring the boy.

They strictly warn him
He's not to do anything
that might embarras.

Now the poor boy is
not only in therapy
he also killed them.

You see, it's the chair.
The chair tempted the boy first,
and ruined his life.

Can you all see it?
Let this be a lesson, yo!
Sit on the floor, dudes.

Do not play in chairs
because it could still end up.
on that damn PR.

Didn't you know that?
Employers have a copy
Governments do, too.

Spouses have copies
and sometimes they write in 'em
you cannot escape.

Be a good boy
or be a good little girl
else it will haunt you.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 1:06 PM

I have read page 1
I promise you I am fired
that's all I have done

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 1:06 PM

The first time I played
Many of you I have slayed
knight in shiny suit

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 1:09 PM

it took ten min
just to read what you've done here
you all are scary

i can not believe
this is all you do all day
but look at me now

here i am, ku' ing
along with you all, what will
become of me, yo?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 1:11 PM

Please come one come all
she will be planning a ball
accordian girl!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 1:12 PM

i hear from Mindy
you can become an addict
just be careful, yo

But I see that Gen
is addicted now too, oh
what will his boss say?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 1:14 PM

Who has time for lunch?
I will grab something to munch
that is just a hunch.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 1:15 PM

here little boy, have
a sucker while we figure
out how set you free

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 1:16 PM

I am my own boss
that is at least for today
I can't handle loss.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 1:17 PM

just how many state
employees does it take to
free fat boy from chair?

it takes only four
and one to take the picture
who's idea was this?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 1:19 PM

My fingers are raw
from all the counting of ku
won't someone stop me?

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 1:19 PM

Genunine stop man!
before you lose your fingers
who'd write the romance?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 1:21 PM

The record I want
for the commenting section
what is it this day?

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 1:22 PM

Genuine--read FAQ!
Ditch they rhyme, dude! Not too cool!
Respect the form, yo.

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 1:24 PM

here kitty kitty
Oh Kitty cat! where has your
little head gone? *gasp*

Mom! Bobby hurt my
Kitty again, won't you make
him stop! It's not fair!

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 1:24 PM

You're lucky my wife
has a doctor appointment
she does rule the roost

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 1:25 PM

Mister Cat now knows
always look where you're going
next time, he'll listen

when misses pussy
tells him to pay attention
that women are right

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 1:28 PM

number nine gives it
her all, playing it up for
the county fair hicks

Yankee tourists are
thinking, wow! Texas really is
like no other place

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 1:31 PM

Hanging head in shame
jilbur pointed to the rules
better go lie down

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 1:37 PM

Naked girl scares me
accordion scares me, yes,
but so does her smile.

Why does "9" girl grin?
maybe she is practicing
for TV tryouts.

Can't you just see her
Queen American Idol?
she'd rule the damn roost.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 1:37 PM

Autumn, you're saying
that Mr. Cat is perhaps
somewhat pussy-whipped?

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 1:39 PM

I leave you with this
I must work in Judith Light
Thanks to the Brigade!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 1:40 PM

oh i get it now
i come a ku-ing and you
all run away from me

Even Genuine
left me behind and he told
me he loved me once

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 1:40 PM

autumn my dear girl
I remain, as ever, your
obedient slave

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 1:42 PM

Don't worry, I'm not
going anywhere Autumn -
keeping watchful eye.

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 1:42 PM

Flashback to last week
the Olsen twins' co-star was
"Kimmie" from Full House.

She has FAN SITES, dudes!
I think that's freaking scary;
She's not worked in ten.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 1:42 PM

Yes, Chris that I am.
Mr. Cat, like all men ought
loves pussy lots

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 1:43 PM

Where is Oliquig?
She used to rock the house, dudes
Every Thursday.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 1:44 PM

I'll admit that I'm
certainly no exception
to that rule Autumn.

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 1:44 PM

jilbur, you know not
what you say. However, it's good
to have an extra

I think its in your
best interest to stick it
out, I have good news

:)

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 1:45 PM

On a windy day
Guns are unnecessary
To blow my head off.

Posted by: moscos student at May 13, 2004 1:46 PM

Dude whats with the hair
did u fight with a razor?
I think he just won

Posted by: Shadow at May 13, 2004 1:46 PM

Mr. Plunkett Yo
Is that you? You teach English.
What is with the shades?

Posted by: Mr. Mosco at May 13, 2004 1:46 PM

The fat kid is stuck
The kid was trying to duck
For a twinkie truck

Posted by: Mosco Student at May 13, 2004 1:46 PM

Has anyone 'ku'd
about Popcorn Eating Man?
he be scary, too.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 1:46 PM

his head is so big
how did it get stuck in there
can i find out how

Posted by: akeem phillip at May 13, 2004 1:47 PM

wierd guys with red hair
never got but in their lives
Hay he eats the box

Posted by: mandingo ralf at May 13, 2004 1:47 PM

Sorry professor
didn't mean to play in class
please, don't give me JUG

Posted by: Tito (Mr.Mosco's Student) at May 13, 2004 1:47 PM

wierd guys with red hair
never got but in their lives
Hay he eats the box

Posted by: mandingo ralf at May 13, 2004 1:47 PM

his head is so big
how did it get stuck in there
can i find out how

Posted by: akeem phillip at May 13, 2004 1:47 PM

his head is so big
how did it get stuck in there
can i find out how

Posted by: akeem phillip at May 13, 2004 1:47 PM

she is very dumb
how can she be that stupid
to not let us see

Posted by: Chenault student of mosco at May 13, 2004 1:47 PM

I mean, is he in
clothes? Or a speedo? Or naked?
I don't wanna know.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 1:48 PM

mister mosco, please--
teach kids about F5; spare
us the double posts ...

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 1:48 PM

Very good news, yo!
I got into massage school
who wants to be first?

I'll take applicants
over at my place, let me
know how you like it.

because some like it
hot, and some like it hard, I
want know what you like

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 1:49 PM

White things in popcorn??

i knew that was not butter!!

it still taste good though....

Posted by: mosco's apprentice at May 13, 2004 1:50 PM

Is he eating corn?
Or "swimming" in it only?
Has anyone peed?

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 1:50 PM

Huh. Autumn's a dom.
I should have known--fits her style.
Man, am I screwed now.

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 1:50 PM

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
TO THE CAT,IS HE GOING
TO DIE OR BE OK?

Posted by: Shadow at May 13, 2004 1:50 PM

Nobody cares, yo.
About my popcorn questions
gonna go cry now.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 1:51 PM

oh my dear goddess
that last ku sounded dirty
let me make myself

clear. I'm only going
to school for real massage, yo
not to fuck around

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 1:52 PM

That cat's photoshopped
And badly, it seems, at that.
Hard to haiku it.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 1:52 PM

My kids crash the site.
Making dope lines they are "aight".
Three line "Kus" are tight.

Posted by: Mr. Mosco at May 13, 2004 1:53 PM

Or else it could be
That there are two black kitties
(the photo's still bad).

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 1:54 PM

Everyone knew
about the two kitty cats
Shiz took the short bus.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 1:54 PM

of course I'm a dom
what else did you expect from
a red-headed girl?

passive sweetness? I
think not. You're right, it's not my
style at all, yo.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 1:55 PM

mosco's kids--welcome!
'ku your little brains out, but--
beware smut quotient ...

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 1:56 PM

Japanese verses yo.
Written in the Boogie Down
The smackdown grows fast.

Posted by: Mr. Mosco - from a HS in the South Bronx at May 13, 2004 1:57 PM

look what you have done
jilbur, there's kid here, reading
our smut, now what, yo?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 1:57 PM

I came in here late
Because I live out West in
Lovely Vancouver.

Only Eleven
But been here since eight-thirty
But later for y'all.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 1:57 PM

I'm here but I 'ku
all by my little lonesome
don't know nobody.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 1:59 PM

hey--didn't invite
the kids--just being gracious!
let's larn 'em something!

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 2:00 PM

The kids have dismissed.
They were very excited.
Now I Ku alone...

Posted by: Mr. Mosco at May 13, 2004 2:01 PM

I bet Judith Light
would love our haiku party
accordian pic.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 2:01 PM

red-haired man reminds me
of dragon ball Z, looks like
Goku, in a way.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 2:01 PM

Its a funny tale.
How I found this cool ass site.
Next week... every class.

Posted by: Mr. Mosco at May 13, 2004 2:04 PM

Mister Mosco, yo--
hope your ass doesn't get fired!
Smackdown: Rated X

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 2:04 PM

Judith Light is know
for her love of the polka.
Naked polka, yo.

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 2:04 PM

Autumn, I must say
I love, love, love your name, girl.
Have for a long while.

But my hubber likes
a different name better
we may not use it.

Still, we have some years
before that will be needed
I can wait for that.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 2:04 PM

i have orders to
enter, i ought to do that
but here i am, yo

ku-ing away like
an addict, this is why i
stayed away before.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 2:04 PM

The kids won't curse yo
Or straight to JUG they will go.
This is enriching!

Posted by: Mr. Mosco at May 13, 2004 2:05 PM

Wheres my fiance?
She found the site from a blog.
Nervous she may be!

Posted by: Haiku Master Mosco at May 13, 2004 2:07 PM

I love my name too
See it's not really my name
Michele is nice too

But Autumn fits me
much better then that so I
have kept it, you see

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 2:08 PM

We'll enrich them, yes:
With ideas that will render
parents pale with rage ...

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 2:08 PM

from the tales i have
heard, you might lose your job just
from letting them read

we were talking about
domminace, sex and massage
before you all came

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 2:10 PM

i see all the boys
are interested in my
offer of massage :)

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 2:12 PM

HA! Autumn--awesome
typo! talking b&d
gets you all het up ...

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 2:12 PM

yes yes you laugh, yo
but you can't spell right either
you're not one to talk

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 2:13 PM

My English Chair said,
One day when porn they had read.
"As long as they read."

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 2:15 PM

true--can't spell worth a damn
when 'ku has me all riled up ...
it's a curse, yo! word.

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 2:16 PM

"as long as they read"
wow, as long as thier parents
don't find out i guess.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 2:16 PM

by the way Mister
where the hell do you teach that
they let kids read fuck?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 2:18 PM

Cunning Linguist yo
Into popcorn I rather not..
Somewhere else I dive.

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 2:18 PM

I can see it now:
Parents Row Over Classroom
'Ku Smut; Teacher Sacked

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 2:18 PM

i think its sad that
you don't have something to teach
that's higher quality

in my school we read
Shakespeare and Fitzgerald, it
was simply lovely

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 2:21 PM

Headlines I have made.
Google the New York Post yo.
Student nodes I save.

Posted by: Mr. Mosco at May 13, 2004 2:21 PM

this is living art!
beats reading dead white guys, yo--
interactive--right?

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 2:23 PM

Autumn my sad dear
We take a break from Shakespeare
Expression is here.

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 2:23 PM

Autumn I can leave
If this is your party place.
And where do you work?

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 2:24 PM

The cat was lured through
the hole by the lovely sound
of accordion

Music, but after
seeing the naked state of
the player, he tried

To go back through, but
picked the wrong hole on the trip
back, and now he's fucked.

Posted by: Stu at May 13, 2004 2:25 PM

i suppose you could
say that, but jilbur, don't you
think he could do more

dead white guys aren't bad
maybe i think kids ought to be
older to ku' yo

since we do get down
and dirty once in a while
which is cool with me

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 2:25 PM

Jilbur I'm wit u
The kids were excited yo
They lernt something ho!

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 2:26 PM

I guess "Goggle Man"
has no current allergies or
he'd be full of snot.

Posted by: debby at May 13, 2004 2:28 PM

i'm not suggesting
you leave by any means, I
question the value

of teaching our kids
to ku' smut when they could be
doing much more ok?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 2:28 PM

Autumn you assume
My boys leave much worse at home
With me they learn much

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 2:29 PM

Valiant effort,
But in the end he was no
Match for the popcorn.

Posted by: Stu at May 13, 2004 2:30 PM

we don't just 'ku smut--
but, this fight isn't moving
forward--let's leave it ...

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 2:30 PM

Darn I used twice
Tired fingers and glass eyes
No more mistakes yo..

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 2:32 PM

The chair accident
was nothing compared to the
stool attack last year.

Posted by: Stu at May 13, 2004 2:33 PM

We are talking 'bout
high school kids, yes? At that age
I read Lolita ...

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 2:33 PM

i know we don't just
ku smut, i swear, i didn't mean that
i just wanted to

understand is all.
I'm sorry to cause a ruckus
I didn't mean it

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 2:34 PM

Haiku dialogue
Super phat symposium
Let's have some more fun!

Posted by: Mr. Mosco at May 13, 2004 2:34 PM

Bad timing, yo, but
I only have 2 hours left
to tie loose ends here ...

I'll be back, refreshed,
tonight--I hope, funnier--
Now, I don't amuse ...

Posted by: jilbur at May 13, 2004 2:36 PM

Fiance of mine..
read bout chicks givin' some head
Her Mom's Judy Blume.

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 2:37 PM

She was just twelve then.
Now she turned out A-Okay
and knows a few tricks.

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 2:39 PM

so.... that popcorn guy
you think that's a tryout for
fear factor maybe?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 2:40 PM

Fear factor is cool
Except for eating that stool
Shoot.. Haikus don't rhyme.

Posted by: Mr. Mosco at May 13, 2004 2:42 PM

Kid stuck in a chair.
Ass backwards he did not care.
Damn! Haikus don't rhyme!

Posted by: Mr. Mosco at May 13, 2004 2:45 PM

I honestly tried
To read Shiz's novels, but
Five-Seven-Five is harsh

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 2:50 PM

for an epic poem
I agree, Chrissy, it's hard
on the eyes and brain

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 2:51 PM

I failed a Calc quiz
just now, but you'd think I could
Count to five!.. Sorry!

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 2:55 PM

I snuck back again
I am not sure snuck's a word
had to see if banned.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 2:57 PM

I did see "Bush", though,
And I'll assume you dissed him,
that son-of-a-bitch

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 2:57 PM

Oh dear I said fuck
I'm sorry mister mosco
Kids are *so* fragile!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 2:58 PM

it is ok chrissy,
it happens to every-
one from time to time.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 2:58 PM

Accordian Girl
I thought of something funny
forgot it all now

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 2:59 PM

Seems the tides have turned
Who's the unlucky one now,
heh, 'lil black kitty?

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 2:59 PM

Genuine! glad you
are back with us, have at the
doctors, with Mrs?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 3:00 PM

Amber's so cheeky!
Most of the kids are 7 feet
Fragile they are not.

Posted by: Mr. Mosco at May 13, 2004 3:00 PM

I wanted to work
but red haired guy is scary
needed cat picture

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 3:01 PM

Shiz is back, people
Just to say good bye for now
Back in an hour.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 3:01 PM

I'm not sure which you
Meant - quiz or count - either way
I'm not too concerned

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 3:01 PM

wow that was so bad.
let me try again. Did you
have fun at the doc?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 3:01 PM

If the offer's good
You can give me a massage...
Um... I am straight though.

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:02 PM

If Amber said fuck
then I get to say it too
oops already said

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 3:02 PM

i think i'm too late
to 'ku with all you guys
besides i suck balls

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 3:02 PM

Aww, she came back here
If only to say goodbye
It's the thought that counts

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 3:03 PM

Is blogroll still down?
I can't get on Mindy's or
Genuine's sites.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 3:03 PM

it's okay Amber
so am I, no matter what
you hear, i promise.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 3:05 PM

Accordian Girl
That is some chastity belt.
Glad Amber has none.

Posted by: Mr. Mosco at May 13, 2004 3:05 PM

Hi there miss fluffy
I hear you like to suck balls?
Time for me to go

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 3:05 PM

I believe it is
Mine takes ages to load, but
That's not a suprise

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 3:05 PM

ooh! seven feet tall
I don't suppose you have any
of their phone numbers!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:05 PM

i saw ambers fuck
it made my eyes bleed with the
wrongness of it all!

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 3:06 PM

Miss Accordion
Thought she'd won the talent part
Then she saw that cat

The cat thought he'd won
But couldn't tell if the chair
Was part of an act

The kid thought, "Oh, cool!
I can win something without
Even trying to."

Popcorn man feels lame
He thought his show was the best
Now he knows the truth

Good thing Red Hair Guy
Wasn't much competition
'Corn man is relieved

Posted by: Mary at May 13, 2004 3:06 PM

my blogroll is broke
but hi to genuine
sorry 'bout the balls

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 3:09 PM

Fuck shit bugger damn
Arse hole bastard shit for brains
I will win this week!!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:09 PM

Suddenly I feel
a bit small and a bit short
let's talk about "fuck"

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 3:09 PM

i don't use it is
blogroll and i don't get along
i just didn't know.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 3:10 PM

If the cat could ku
would he be a ku pussy?
I am just saying.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 3:11 PM

There is nothing wrong
With my f~*k miss fluffiness
just because I'm straight

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:11 PM

I don't understand
The need for such foul language
Darn! Pooh! Rats! Fuck!.. oops

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 3:11 PM

yoohoo Amber gal
wanna win the 'Ku doncha
shag Chris and its done!

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 3:12 PM

a bit small, hmm G?
I don't think the ku's what is
making you feel that.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 3:12 PM

Maye that cat is
there as an examle to
all bad,naughty cats

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:14 PM

i would think that a
Ku pussy, would be afraid
to ku, don't you all?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 3:14 PM

Chris, do you wanna?
I think Beth would be pissed off
But I want to win!!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:15 PM

In honor of the absent Mindy and amalah:

Fuck Shit Bitch Asshole
Cunt Cock Pussy Dick Damn Hell
Piss Bastard Tampon.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 3:15 PM

Where is you all at?
Thirty-two and in New York.
Damn I feel so old.

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 3:15 PM

I'm not gonna shag
but I think fluffy does balls
I could hook you up.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 3:15 PM

does my being bi
mean i might win because i
like to carpet munch?

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 3:16 PM

Chrissy, Mindy won
The other week because she
Swore like a trooper!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:16 PM

I so love Morty's
favorite expletive ever:
TAMPONTACULAR

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 3:17 PM

I wish you were here
There's a cardinal outside
I'm such a dork

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 3:18 PM

K lee, you cuss good
but didn't you hear, now you
have to shag Chris too

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:19 PM

londons where i'm at
twenty seven i'm still young
but experienced

(teehee)

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 3:19 PM

Stupid doody head
I guess that's the worst I have
unless you count poop.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 3:19 PM

That's what Mrs. Cat
told Mister. becareful pus-
sy footing around

but Mr. Cat didn't
listen, as you can see, he
had to play with the

neighbor pussy and
we all know how much the wife
likes that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 3:20 PM

SHAG.....as in carpet?
Chris in my shag carpet would
look like red hair dude.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 3:20 PM

Well, if that's the case:
Damn, shit, fuck, sheie, merde, ass
Wait, is tampon bad?

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 3:20 PM

We could put fluffy
between the boys Lee and Chris
do I get to win?

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 3:21 PM

Fluffy real cute blog.
I didn't realize yo
I could link mine too!

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 3:22 PM

to be Ku Master
Cuss and mention Judith Light
....Haiku made of gold

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 3:22 PM

is this the right time
to surgest a big orgy
or am i forward?

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 3:22 PM

Have to go to doc
The genuine wife is there
Don't want to get smacked.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 3:23 PM

Judith Light is the
Bitchin Queen of KU, bow down
before her glory!

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 3:23 PM

*gasp* Lee sucks in air
will he survive his lethal
stay in the popcorn?

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:24 PM

Judith Light is nice.
Her nipples are so damn ripe.
Whose the boss tonight!?!

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 3:24 PM

Oy, I hate doctors
But I think I'll study med.
Hypocritical

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 3:25 PM

if that isn't a bid
to win this weeks ku'in' I
don't know what is, yo.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 3:25 PM

Mister M uses
very long words like
epiphanic on his blog!

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 3:25 PM

You're my first real guest!
I wonder who will be next?
"M" is gonna blush!

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 3:27 PM

PISS i did that wrong
i was distracted too much
Chris and hairy crutch

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 3:28 PM

Can't find Mr M's
site...and fluffy please behave
the boys don't cope well

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:29 PM

I was second, "M",
I think. Either way I'm gone
For now: swim practice

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 3:29 PM

Fluffy - so your name
It is not from all the damn cats?
It's your hairy crotch?

(giggling)

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 3:30 PM

please dont laugh at my
Ku-ing. Am new you know Yo
wanna mud wrestle?

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 3:31 PM

Mud Wrassalin'Yo
I saw that on H B O
Them dykes really go!

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 3:32 PM

Judith Light Brigade
There, I did it, or must I
say tampon here too?

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:33 PM

wow, get a date through
ku. Only the internet,
what'll they think next?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 3:33 PM

Chris's middle name
is hirsuite and it suits him
or so i have heard

(ha!)

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 3:34 PM

Maybe that cute guy
with red hair and glasses is
Mr Mosco, yo

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:34 PM

tampon? oh no! shit!
fuck damn, fucking figures don't
it? be right back, damn.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 3:36 PM

Kinda sad really
Fat boy in chair is no match
For flirty Haiku

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:36 PM

Mr M seems nice
do you guys know him at all?
fancy bare back ride!

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 3:37 PM

You know guys it's just
not the same without Amy!
I wish she was here

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:38 PM

How old are you all?
I feel young and six feet tall.
Can I flirt in Ku?

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 3:39 PM

I do not know him
But he must be cool if he
Lets students Haiku

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:40 PM

I am very old
thirty four years old in fact
hmmm! Boy, that's quite tall!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:42 PM

Do you think if that
saw slipped, the parents would be
happy or sad, huh?

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:44 PM

Austin Powers, Lee
Surely you've seen it before
it is shagtastic!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:46 PM

I WANT YOU IN MA'
TUMMY NOW!!! BABYBACK OH
BABYBACK...MMMM RIBS!!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:48 PM

*sniff* *shudder* & *waaaaaaaaa*
it is getting lonely guys
please come back and 'ku

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:50 PM

I guess, if I'm here
All on my lonesome, I can
do this *blank* freely

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:52 PM

damn this fuckin fence
the horizontal boards make
my cat ass look huge

Posted by: Kari at May 13, 2004 3:53 PM

"been on zone diet
is workin really great but
neck looks like puntang"


(not me! is fat bastard in autin powers for the record!)

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 3:53 PM

Mad parents please no!
I was ed-u-ma-cating..
Don't give them ideas!

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 3:55 PM

You know i wonder...
did they try Vaseline first,
it normally works

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 3:56 PM

the guy in red 'Yo
it is Chuckie from rugrats
only all grown up!

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 3:57 PM

I wonder if cat
and boy have similar problems?
Maybe other cat

is thinking, "I told
him not to eat so much of
that tuna salad."

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 3:58 PM

janitor's thinking,
"saws are more fun than sprinkling
wood chips on vomit"

Posted by: Kari at May 13, 2004 3:59 PM

am really happy
to see such nice pic displays
and naked people

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 3:59 PM

I checked the spelling
of Vaseline with hubby...
*dirty chuckle* *snort*

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 4:00 PM

It's a good thing that
is a woman playing the
Accordian - ouch!

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 4:01 PM

the flame-haired tongue guy
maybe he's superhero
it's Capsicum Man!

Posted by: Kari at May 13, 2004 4:03 PM

Quizzical question:
How can I host a smackdown?
I have all the means!

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 4:03 PM

i bet that nurse is
thinking, "wow, and i thought this
would be an easy job."

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 4:03 PM

*grinning big* she thought..
'Do you think they will notice,
I forgot my clothes?'

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 4:04 PM

they don't let others
host the smackdown,yo, see the
FAQ ok dude?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 4:05 PM

Mr M, you have
not a chance in hell of hosting
unless you shag Chris ;)

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 4:07 PM

I must really suck
to lose everything playing
strip accordian

Posted by: Kari at May 13, 2004 4:07 PM

Is that Carrot Head?
Or Yahoo Serious yo?
He's pretty ugly!

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 4:08 PM

Mrs. Smith thinks, "I
should have stayed in bed today,
but nooo, I got up.

"The alarm not going off,
my coffee spilling in the
car, kids with pink eye...

something should have tip-
ped me off, that this would go
badly, damn it Billy!"

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 4:09 PM

Getting married Oct. 3
No chance of shagging.. Oh *sigh*
Cept for my sweet 'chelle.

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 4:10 PM

I just logged on to
read ku. Then hit refesh: six
and sixty more 'kus!!!

Holy shit people. What
in Sam Hill is going on?
You're out of control.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 4:11 PM

ted finally seeks cure
for extra fragile ego
packs it in popcorn

Posted by: Kari at May 13, 2004 4:11 PM

Hey yo! Miss Mindy
Are you across the pond too?
Nanoo Nanoo yo!

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 4:12 PM

Time to go home yo.
More Haikus henceforth will come.
Have a real nice day.

Posted by: Mr. M at May 13, 2004 4:14 PM

By the way, folks:
the chair will come off if you
remove the sucker.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 4:15 PM

In what seems to be
a normal classroom, earlier
there was tragedy.

Billy Smith was just
walking across the room, when this
very chair attacked him.

While no one it take-
ing responsibility
for this sick attack,

It is rumored that
the Al-Quadia are be
hind it. It's sad to

see even children this
young taken as casualties.
This is news at 6.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 4:16 PM

I think I'm on the
bench this week, chums. Am drained from
kids at work day. Fuuuuuuuck.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 4:16 PM

yay! Mindy is here
Now, show us your stuff, honey
You are the best, yo!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 4:16 PM

Mindy escaped from
take your parents to school day
she's free to ku, yeah!

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 4:17 PM

Remind me next time:
pretend to be dead so I
don't have to show up.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 4:18 PM

oh! Mr mosco
It has been real fun, sorry
you have to go, bye!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 4:18 PM

Honestly folks: it
sucked so bad I sent them all
home early. I cried.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 4:20 PM

Am just calming down
sufficiently to go get
a fucking sandwich.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 4:20 PM

little steve regrets
sniffing ms. johanson's chair
got his just desserts

Posted by: Kari at May 13, 2004 4:21 PM

Can I just say this?
This place is safe, right? I HATE
BEING A MOMMY!

Well, just sometimes.
Mostly it's good. But today
I long to be free.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 4:22 PM

wow, poor mindy, you
want a hug girl? Fucking sucks
that it went badly.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 4:23 PM

Oh, my stats: thirty-
five, 5'9", green eyes, built-in
bullshit detector.

Live near S.F, and
yes, Arnold's my governor.
Just made him a grant.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 4:24 PM

i got to go now
some dinner for me and mine
see you all next 'Ku

Posted by: Fluffy at May 13, 2004 4:25 PM

Friends is on TV.
I wish it wasn't so funny
I can't concentrate!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 4:25 PM

It's days like today
that make me glad I'm not a mom.
poor poor mindy girl.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 4:26 PM

If you would like, hon
I can take the kids for you
Hell! what is three more?

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 4:29 PM

Now that you say it,
blogrolling's not helping my
shitacular day.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 4:35 PM

Holee fuck, 'ku-ers!
Three-hundred EIGHTY-SEVEN
That's serious, yo.

Posted by: Coleen at May 13, 2004 4:49 PM

Where the hell's my head?
How'd it get up there? Dammit!
Well, there go nine lives.

Posted by: Leigh at May 13, 2004 4:57 PM

If the girl with the accordian eyes were crossed, she would look like my friend Sally!

Posted by: Rockchild at May 13, 2004 5:05 PM

Is this a party?
Who the fuck let him in here?
Get a hold of him!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 5:05 PM

Buckaroo Bonzai
He made it through the fencing
Kitty not so much!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 5:07 PM

Buckaroo Bonzai?
What, may I ask, is that Gen
I just don't get it.

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 5:10 PM

Buckaroo Bonzai
In the seventh demension
Like John Big booty

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 5:12 PM

I never got my head stuck in a chair, just my brothers headlocks.

Posted by: rockchild at May 13, 2004 5:13 PM

it is fucking hot
who's idea was this? I mean
really? I'm dying.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 5:18 PM

Gen, for some reason
that still doesn't make sense to me
can you explain more?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 5:19 PM

I guess some practiced on a house cat before game hunting the big cats. Wonder why they didn't hang the head and body of the cat in their living room instead of their fense?

Posted by: Rockchild at May 13, 2004 5:19 PM

Rock, you're suppose
to Ku. like five-seven-five
check out the rules yo!

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 5:21 PM

What's that guy doing in a pop-corn machine, taking a break? Wonder if anybody brought any later?

Posted by: Rockchild at May 13, 2004 5:22 PM

I'm all 'ku'd out peeps
Last wwek I really loved to
'Ku about Olsens.

The photos this week
while good, do not compare with
skinny white bred girls.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:23 PM

I'm suppose to Ku? What's that, and where are the rules?

Posted by: Rockchild at May 13, 2004 5:24 PM

Sorry little dudes
I guess I have to sign out
let you guys rock out.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:25 PM

Okay, Rockchild,
Go here for your info
Right side, read, "Read me."

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:27 PM

And when you come back
You can apologize, dude,
In 5, 7, 5.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:28 PM

That was atrocious
but it gives me enough juice
to haiku a bit.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:29 PM

Did the boy not see
that we were typing in form?
I guess maybe not.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:31 PM

Just reading back now,
Mindy, I am so sorry
your day did suck so.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:32 PM

Buckaroo Bonzai
its starring Peter Weller
He goes through the walls

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 5:33 PM

I hear that the kids
can be great, can be wretched
but then, so can I.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:34 PM

Yes, Shiz, we thank you.
He needed a kick in the
pants. Maybe several.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 5:34 PM

By the way, Amber:
if you're old, I'm the freaking
Mistress of the Crypt!

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 5:35 PM

Thanks for the rule Shiz
Lets see if I can haiku
Hope I can do it

Posted by: Rockchild at May 13, 2004 5:36 PM

How many retards
will hang up on me today?????
Seventeen hundred.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:36 PM

"Wherever you go,
there you are." Only quote I know
from Buckaroo.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 5:37 PM

You're welcome, Rockchild
Everyone is welcome here
If they follow rules.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:37 PM

I work reception
For a laboratory
where callers hang up.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:38 PM

I'm with Shiz (well,
not with her): this week's kuage
pales next to white trash.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 5:38 PM

I am so lost, dudes.
What is this "Buckaroo", eh?
Have no idea.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:39 PM

There was just something
So damn GOOD about White Trash
Easy to Haiku.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:41 PM

So what's with the kid
he likes sticking his head into things
just like the black cat

Posted by: Rockchild at May 13, 2004 5:42 PM

Now, if the woman
naked woith accordian
was six hundred pounds

I think we would be
Haikuing up a storm, yo.
That be damn funny!

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:42 PM

Do you think that in
the trailer parks they 'ku
about white-collar folk?

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 5:43 PM

Should I post the link?
Sorry if I was too vague
it has lots of stars!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 5:44 PM

I always confuse
Buckaroo Bonzai and, um,
Rustler's Rhapsody

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 5:44 PM

Grace to the Rockchild
but we must be strict with you
Still five, seven, five.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:45 PM

Am low-energy
today. My 'kus pale compared
to my ass. That's pale.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 5:45 PM

Prolitariate?
No haiku, just limerick
and tell dirty tales.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:46 PM

A white trash squeezebox?
That's Accordion Queen
dumb ass - thanks Jibur

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 5:46 PM

The kid didn't realize that
he couldn't fit his body through it
but the chair suits him

Posted by: Rockchild at May 13, 2004 5:47 PM

Pardon my type-o's
I just get so excited
I do not proofread.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:48 PM

However pale they
are, the meter's still right. I
suck, but I can count.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 5:48 PM

Thinks of pale ass jokes.....
I think I'll just save these for
another smackdown.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 5:49 PM

ROCKCHILD! No haiku
Is eight, then nine, and then five
you must learn to count.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:49 PM

I know just how that
guy feels. Ate bag of Cheetos
and now all bloated.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 5:50 PM

Oh peeps, my Daddy
Legs so WHITE that they are green
They *glow in the dark*

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:51 PM

COUNT the syllables.
six, eight, five ain't our beloved
five, seven, five dood.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 5:51 PM

No Lee, go ahead.
We can us all the humor
we can get right now.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:52 PM

But if that bag weren't
empty, you know I'd still be
chowing. Have no sense.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 5:52 PM

Okay so I lied.
I have no jokes about Mindy's
Pale, white, hairy ass.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 5:55 PM

What was this guy thinking
with the red hair and big glasses
he's dumber than a rock

Posted by: Rockchild at May 13, 2004 5:56 PM

Mindy, I'm with you
That's why I must contend with
teeny tiny bags

but last weekend, peeps,
ONE LITRE of Oreo
ice cream passed my lips.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:56 PM

This is the first time
I've ever heard poetry
compared to an ass.

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 5:56 PM

I'm most impressed guys.
We're well over four hundred.
That's a major 'ku! ;-)

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 5:57 PM

Can we see pale ass?
I'm not sure it is that pale
must see for myself

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 5:58 PM

I bet red hair guy
lives in last weeks mobile home...
...the one with duct tape.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 5:58 PM

Rock, your last haiku
was six, then eight, then six, yo!
MUST five, seven five.

Can someone explain
what a syllable is, dudes?
That a disorder?

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 5:58 PM

Lee, i suspect that
yo ass is much scragglier
than the lovely Min's

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 6:00 PM

Define syllable:
single uninterrupted sound
formed by a vowel

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 6:01 PM

Now you're making me
count every fucking word
I have lost my flow

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 6:01 PM

Rock, try:

"What was guy thinkin'?
with red hair and goggles on?
Dumber than shit, dudes."

Count with me:

1. What
2. was
3. guy
4. think
5. ing

1. with
2. red
3. hair
4. and
5. gog
6. gles
7. on

1. Dumb
2. er
3. than
4. shit
5. dudes

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 6:03 PM

My ass is SO not
scragglier than Mindy's, Yo.
I comb my ass hair.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 6:03 PM

Nah there, Genuine
you are a gifted 'ku-er
you'll get back on track.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 6:04 PM

Maybe by "scrag'lee"
the girl meant kinda scrawny
I could see that, dude.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 6:05 PM

Shiz - I love you man.
I am so glad you lost your
Susan Lucci crown.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 6:06 PM

i take a thirty
minute break and you all Ku on
what was i thinking?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:06 PM

My fan is ample
though for some absurd reason
butt is STILL bony

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 6:07 PM

I don't know Mindy
i'll bet my ass is paler
then yours, for sure yo.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:08 PM

It sho' don't look it
but sometimes when I sit down
it hurts me badly.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 6:08 PM

Me scawny? No way.
I have fat guy little coat
syndrome - all day long.

Posted by: Lee at May 13, 2004 6:09 PM

what i want to know is
over at Len's, who's as is
that with the stich mark?

It scared me something
bad yesterday when I saw
it. Gen, is that you?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:10 PM

Lee, you must tell me
What's the deal with Susan L?
I kinda don't get it.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 6:10 PM

i'm in trouble, you
see my man is on his way
and i have to go.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:15 PM

but i want to ku
food, drink, sex, who needs it? you?
*sigh* i must go no

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:17 PM

I know who she is
but I never saw the show
I didn't watch soaps.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 6:18 PM

Do we have web cams?
I think we can figure out
which ass is paler?

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 6:19 PM

Sex, 'ku, sex, 'ku...huh
I can see the dilemma
but I'd go with sex.

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 6:20 PM

i am going to
but its to hot right now, but
later, right now no.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:21 PM

Gen, no web cam but
digital cameras so
we could do that, no?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:22 PM

We all show our bums
and the palest is the bomb
then we have winner

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 6:23 PM

mmmm after work beer
big strong man opened them up
bottle caps now free

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:24 PM

Chris, you'd better choose
sex, 'cause you've got a line up
of hopefull shaggers

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 6:24 PM

what is the prize yo?
i'll not show you my bum til
I know what I win.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:25 PM

you see its a new rule
to win the smackdown, now you
have to shag chris too

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 6:26 PM

Palest bum of course!
What other prize would there be?
What are you wanting?

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 6:27 PM

I'll have to check with
my man, I want to win, so
maybe i'll do Chris too.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:27 PM

OMG you don't
comb your ass Lee! That is just
wrong... in many ways!!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 6:28 PM

This shagging and bums
Kinda makes me a bit scared
Can we not got there?

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 6:28 PM

I want a cool button
with a bum on it, stating
I am the palest

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:29 PM

Autumn, we have to
wait our turn ~ The line is long...
Just read his comments!!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 6:30 PM

A pale bum button
I will see what I can do!
Len should be hosting.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 6:30 PM

Oh, so many things
to respond to; must take them
in order. Ahem.

Gen, I would rather
be Dubya's love toy
than show you my ass.

But if you pay close
attention, you can see my
birthmark at zeno's.

Lee, you PROMISED you
would never tell! I'm going
to tell all about you.

Girls? Lee wears pink,
frilly thongs. I know because
he bent over once.

Shiz, I think you should
win just for that one 'ku with
the meter lesson.

It was easily
the funniest thing in this
comment box today.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 6:31 PM

And Susan Lucci?
Was nominated many
times, but never won.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 6:31 PM

Scared? Why would that be?
If you cant take the pace, Gen
Better bow out now

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 6:32 PM

I will ask Len if
he will host the pale bum game
He will *so* love it!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 6:34 PM

Matt says we are an
interesting sub-culture
of geek 'cause of ku!

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:34 PM

I will be bowing
but only after I win
Everyone will bow!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 6:36 PM

I'll do a pic for
a pale-ass button! No shame
left after three births.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 6:36 PM

Hi Matt, Autumn is
going to have to shag Chris if
she wants to win. K?

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 6:36 PM

MAtt's uncertain as
as to my part taking in
a pale bum contest

however, i think that
since i brought it up i have
no choice, now do i?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:37 PM

And agreed: there is
no more fitting venue than
Fast Eddie's Bullet.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 6:38 PM

Please keep the scars out
That stitching is too creepy
but its a nice ass!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 6:38 PM

Min, you said a pink
thong ~ did he comb his ass hair
over or around?

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 6:39 PM

OK, now we know!
The scar ass is Gen's. Else, would
seem gay to praise it.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 6:41 PM

You might not think it's
funny, but i am slaying
myself over here!!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 6:41 PM

We will need judges
People that are impartial
that leaves out my wife.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 6:42 PM

"there is no sin as
indulgent as central air"
damn it is hot here

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:42 PM

It was sort of in
spit curls; you know, the kind made
with Dippity-Do.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 6:44 PM

They always say "Gay"
comfortable with myself
recognize good ass.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 6:46 PM

Autumn where are you?
Damn! It is freezing over
In my neck of woods!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 6:46 PM

Pennsylvania yo
It's nearly 90 degrees
and we're roasting

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:47 PM

I'm gone for two hours
And there's five hundred haikus
Some people need lives

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 6:47 PM

L O L!!! I'm glad
Lee isn't here to see this!!
But we do love you!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 6:48 PM

Ew dippity do
That is definitely gay
spread that on his butt?

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 6:48 PM

Well, I need a life.
Was able to tell the temp
right there on my screen.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 6:49 PM

Gen, I say we let
the masses vote on our bums
just no patners can

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:49 PM

Lives? We don't need those!
We have to sit and Haiku
or else we all die!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 6:50 PM

I was included
Of course, no offense was meant
*looking innocent*

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 6:51 PM

Seventy-seven
degrees here. Less here in my
office, technically.

Gah, am such a nerd
to have even thought that, let
alone typed it.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 6:51 PM

Don't include my bum
The marker left it unpale
Oh...now you have proof!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 6:53 PM

It's really hot here
Feels like eighty-eight degrees
Thanks weather.com

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 6:53 PM

the marker left it
unpale? How is that? Gen you
want to explain that?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 6:54 PM

What is going on?
Is it an ass-judging thing?
Too tired to read up...

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 6:54 PM

It's twelve fifty two
I should go to bed and sleep...
when is this over?

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 6:54 PM

Ha, ha; it's eighteen.
(That's sixty-four Fahrenheit)
Celcius is weird.

It's sunny outside
In lovely Vancouver
By mountains, ocean.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 6:56 PM

What's to stop a peep
from photoshopping the pic
of lily white ass?

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 6:58 PM

The metric system
I'm a jealous American
Thirty-one degrees!

I wish we would change
Assimilation or bust!
Ya hear that Bush, yo

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 6:58 PM

Shit girl, where you be
That it's twelve fifty-two?
I'm at three five nine.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 6:59 PM

You guys crack my pale
white ass up and I love the
ass contest. You rock!

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 6:59 PM

It snowed here today
sun will come out tomorrow
bet your butt dollar

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:00 PM

When is this over?
I'll close the comments this eve.
Can't stop a good thing!

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 7:00 PM

I'm still at work, Ambs.
Birdies are chirping outside
well, probably, yo.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:00 PM

Seven-oh-one here
and still haikuing strong in
Eastern Standard Time.

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 7:02 PM

What's a butt dollar?
I thought it appropriate
given the pale ass!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:02 PM

Genuine say "snow"?
What is this work you say, "snow"?
I've never seen it.

Our trees blossomed pink
even in January
(most waited 'till March.)

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:02 PM

Dudes, my next goal is
to host the whole damn Smackdown
Select kick-ass pics.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:04 PM

Okay, I've seen snow.
It snows once a year out here
two if we're lucky.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:05 PM

I know no butt buck
but that is a currency
I could get behind.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:06 PM

Oh yeah..the pictures
Does anyone remember?
How we got started?

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:07 PM

It seems we have peeps
all over the whole damn world
coming to haiku.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:08 PM

Whoah, wait a minute!
Is this talk of seasons? No,
Too much like haiku!

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 7:08 PM

We could promote peace
if everyone just haiku'd
world would be mellow.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:08 PM

Like cherry blossoms
We always change the seasons
Blooming in the spring

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:10 PM

Chrissy let up, yo
still ain't no Japanese 'ku
if word "damn" in it.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:11 PM

I am in Belguim.
Vanderweydendreef 13...
The street I live on!!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:11 PM

Japanese ku be
"Feather fly in starry sky"
and other dumb crap.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:12 PM

Oh yeah the pictures
there's a wicked cat up there
poor kitty kat yo

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 7:12 PM

Ah mellow yellow
you can teach the world to sing
but not to Haiku

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:13 PM

Amber takes the cake.
Vander-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah?
Serious 'ku-age.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:13 PM

Did we drive away
the "Rock" guy who could not count?
where he go to, peeps?

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:15 PM

That's it! I got it!
The Mister kitty is Lee
checking for a thong!

that certainly makes
it clear why he's combing his
ass hair. poor poor Lee

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 7:15 PM

Matt wants to ku too
i'm going to let him play
along, be nice, yo.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 7:16 PM

Butterfly bouncing...
Cat joyfully chasing it ~
Then BAM!! Lost his head!!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:16 PM

Dang Autumn, that's good!
Even though the boy wrote it
Lee won't live down "comb".

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:17 PM

haiku is stupid
why are you wasting your time?
i would not... aw nuts!

Posted by: Matt at May 13, 2004 7:17 PM

Little boy blue, yo.
Come blow your damn horn, yo, yo.
Mother Goose haiku.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:18 PM

The Rock child is gone
His mommy made him go home
counting was too hard

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:18 PM

I was wondering
about crazy rock kid too
I think shook him!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:19 PM

oops

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:19 PM

Probably got hurt
trying to count the damn lines
while banging his head.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:20 PM

I think we shook him!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:20 PM

Matt has chosen the
dark side. He has tempted me
with Rita's, be back

mmm italian ice
misto, gelati, custard
how can i say no?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 7:21 PM

ok ok... wait
who am I? My head never got stuck in a chair
but my mother dropped on my head when i was a child...

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:22 PM

Rockchild did not get
the bless't joys of haikuing
in all it's glory.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:22 PM

rock paper scissors
he could not win the contest
Haiku covers rock!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:22 PM

*snort* so damn funny
I hope he doesn't spam me
With nasty stuff now!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:24 PM

Amber you dang fun!
Rockchild impersonation
had me "HA!" aloud.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:24 PM

Am in trouble now.
Am so freaking bitchy that
I hung up on Gil.

Red message light is
glowing, but I don't think I'll
pick that up just yet.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 7:25 PM

If ROCK brings on SPAM
all the 'ku-ers will SPAM back!
Everyone with me?

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:26 PM

Tell Gil to Haiku
He can talk to you through it
Now fix fucking meal

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:27 PM

Amber, I declare
you the winner of my heart,
if not the contest.

That was the single
funniest impression I
have heard in a while.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 7:28 PM

Okay my fair peeps,
this will be my last haiku
before I leave work.

I may not be back
husband is makng dinner
Then we "play" tennis.

Play is in quote marks
'coz I don't quite know how to
but am gonna try.

Had such a good day
'ku-ing with everyone
made new haiku friends.

Posted by: Shiz at May 13, 2004 7:29 PM

He's just a poor kid
that had a problem counting
Spam is not his bag.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:29 PM

Unaware of rules
Rockchild pushed up his specs and
smoothed his wild red hair

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:30 PM

No more Lee bashing
Haiku changes to rock kid
get out a tissue.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:32 PM

Amber is shagging
to try to win the award
by following rules

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:33 PM

Good nite dear Shiza
I'm *so* checking out your site
See you next week hon!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:35 PM

I was kidding, Shiz,
Sarcasm ain't cool online
I hang head in shame

Sarcasm again
Think the old Jap thinkers are
Turning in their graves?

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 7:35 PM

rock kid had a cat
the cat broke in two pieces
rock kid was heartbroke

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:36 PM

I am a bitch, k?
I can't help it, but Lee, he's
cool and can take it!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:37 PM

And if Shakespeare's lost
Sonnets found with "fuck" inside!
I make myself laugh

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 7:38 PM

Lee cannot defend
So we can pick on him more
Let's go back to Lee!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:38 PM

Amber doesn't shag
to win, she just does it for
the sheer joy it brings!!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:39 PM

So shagging brings joy?
Genuine wife wants to know
To win or to Shag?

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:41 PM

Shakespeare had Hamlet
With his head between her legs
I'm sure 'fuck' would go!!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:42 PM

Lemon-flavoured ice
An old Turkish recipe
Revived by Chrissy!

It's delicious, too
I wish I could share, but no
Unfortunately

See, it's for Colton
My history teacher leaves
Demain, I love him

He speaks French with me
And he gave me fourty points
Of extra credit

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 7:42 PM

Is that so, Amber?
Perhaps I'll try it again
Sounds... interesting ;)

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 7:44 PM

ok... to win, I
must shag but it doesn't have
to be horrible

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:44 PM

It must be late there
Amber is getting punchy
Willy shags hamlet?

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:44 PM

Speaking french with you?
Extra credit? Ice cold tea?
Is that leagal now?

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:46 PM

shagging is not bad
it is who you shag that counts
shag away amber!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:48 PM

"Thanks for having us.
Sorry for the added stress.
Work as late as you

need to. I will have
dinner ready when you get
home." This, from Gil today.

So, Gen, there you go.
How bitchy must I be
to get that email??

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 7:49 PM

Um... no! I didn't
say that at all... but I'm sure
There was some *junk* stuff

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:49 PM

Only in my dreams
Was anything illegal
Unfortunately

He's ten years older
And he is sooo cute, could pose
For Abercrombie

And once in class, he
Accidently whipped out a
Condom from pocket

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 7:50 PM

But don't let it fool
you; he'd happily have my
head in a kit bag.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 7:51 PM

Honey, age is not
an issue here... My hubby
is ten years older!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:52 PM

Gen and I are sad.
We think Amber's still up, but
she does not respond...

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 7:53 PM

Mindy Fucking Bitch
Get home and eat your dinner
You asshole husband!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 7:55 PM

So is mine... I don't
think we want to go there. Let's
back away slow.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 7:55 PM

opps.. just saw you were
sixteen!! Maybe better give
it a few more years ;)

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 7:55 PM

It isn't the age
As much that he's my teacher
And it's illegal

But I admit if
The situation arose
I'd fuck him like that!

(*blush*)

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 7:55 PM

I'm laughing Amber
Sixteen and twenty-six, no,
It just doesn't work! :D

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 7:57 PM

Am locking up. Can't
think of a circle of hell
deep enough for Gen.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 7:59 PM

If Gen's so hard up,
why not hook him up with Len?
Why else send ass pic?

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 8:00 PM

what do you mean hell
I am standing next to you
Let's have a party

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 8:01 PM

Oh, man, I just want
to curl up on my red sofa.
Think I will. Bye now!

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 8:02 PM

Oh! Didn't see you
there at first in your feath'ry
mules! Here's to us! *clink*

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 8:03 PM

You can't smack and run
curling up on red sofa
is not like Mindy!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 8:05 PM

Someone? Anyone?
Help push this mutha ovah
six-zero-zero?

Posted by: Chris at May 13, 2004 8:06 PM

Is everyone gone?
I'll not leave here till it's done
but I need to pee!!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 8:08 PM

I am the pusher
Do we have a ku addict
I can push all night!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 8:08 PM

Woo Hoo! Was that yours
or mine that pushed it over?
Hey Chris wanna shag?

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 8:10 PM

pee pee go away
come again another day
I can pee for two!

Posted by: MrsGen at May 13, 2004 8:11 PM

Now we have a whole
new topic - the aches and pains
when you are 'with child'

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 8:13 PM

I did it again!
What are the odds he'd try my
cell, hoping for more?

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 8:13 PM

Oooooh, Amber! We could
do *that* topic all week long!
Seven between us!

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 8:15 PM

Now we have Britney
Oops Now Mindy did it again
baby one more time!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 8:16 PM

Don't count me out yet,
I can add to that total
by two and a half

Posted by: Mrs.Gen at May 13, 2004 8:19 PM

I have returned from
the land of yummy ice and
custard. mmm miss me?

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 8:19 PM

With child? Not soon! (I
Hope) But swimming shoulder pain,
I could talk for hours

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 8:20 PM

Now I'm just staying
at work so he can't go watch
the game at a bar.

Am going to Wife
Hell. I'll need a place to stay--
pointers, anyone?

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 8:20 PM

my house is open, we
have ice cream too if you want
you can have some. mmm

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 8:22 PM

I missed you more than
you would care to guess! How 'bout
that massage now, hon?

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 8:23 PM

We have a guest room
we could feed another mouth
we could add all four!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 8:23 PM

Not only that, but
I'm also eating the kids'
tootsie pops. Bad mom!

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 8:24 PM

Amber, I'll give you
that massage if you will
sing me lullabyes.

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 8:25 PM

In desperate times
Mothers do desperate things
You are forgiven!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 8:25 PM

Funny tale anyone?
My boyfriend called today, though
He didnt realize

You must understand
Hes German, Im American
Online thing, ya know?

He is plus six hours
And his call woke up my mom,
Accidental call

And she heard talking
That wasnt English, you see
Imagine the shock

And she heard toilet
Flushes, as well as babe talk
And other such sounds

He denied it, though,
When I questioned him today
I think hes lying

And hes less than thrilled
With my Colton-obsession
Understandably

(Did I mention that
Teacher loves The Cure almost
As much as I do?)

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 8:25 PM

You know you're welcome
there is a spare room which is
painted red! Woo Hoo!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 8:25 PM

Tootsies for dinner:
such a fitting end to my
craptacular day.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 8:25 PM

I *so* want a spell
in that guest room! It would be
GREAT to hang with you!!

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 8:27 PM

You can put me to
work painting the upstairs hall.
I'll watch the kids, too!!

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 8:28 PM

I'm very jealous
I'm merely a teenager, who
Owns no property

I desperately
Long for painted red rooms and
Husband'd be nice, too

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 8:29 PM

Now that we have rooms
we can have us a party
who is bringing booze!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 8:31 PM

Ok... book your flights
Let me know what time you're here
I'll pick you up, Yo!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 8:31 PM

Oh and there's that, too
I cannnot drink any alcohol
Legally, of course

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 8:32 PM

husbands are ok
i had a quasi one once
he was nice and sweet

but it didn't work
so now i have to start all
over again, oh well

I think Matt will work
out nicely. I love him very
much, and he loves me

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 8:32 PM

Chrissy you can wait
After all we are kuing
not with our spouses.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 8:33 PM

boozing with mindy,
genuine, and Amber - cool.
Sorry no Chrissy

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 8:34 PM

Good beer and wine is
much less expensive over
here.. I'll see you soon!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 8:34 PM

wow, i sound like a
sad teenager in that one
I'm not sappy

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 8:35 PM

Romantic, Autumn!
I wish my thing with Wolfy
Works out, too * in love*

Wolfy is my Mann,
German, see above, he said,
"Ich liebe Dich!", yo

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 8:35 PM

I need a drink *hic*
I will toast to this haiku
Then fall down pass out!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 8:35 PM

Chrissy you can drink
If you come over here... see,
not so anal here!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 8:36 PM

heh she said anal
now where is my fucking brain
Oh I guess we know!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 8:38 PM

Woe is me, absent
From a surely kick-ass bash
At home with mother

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 8:39 PM

i read a blog the
other day, asked about that
whether women like

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 8:40 PM

When is the next flight?
I'm desperate to leave: no
Drinks since New Year's Eve!!!

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 8:42 PM

On that note, Amber
begins to wonder if she
should to to bed now...

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 8:42 PM

I'm sure it was mine
I'm not doing the romance
I'm doing the sex

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 8:43 PM

no it was a girls
fiery wench i think it
was, but i'm not sure

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 8:45 PM

Wait! One more thing, Am!
Found a fare for under four
hundred! Fall or Winter!

Must book by weekend.
Gee nothing like a little
pressure to decide!!!

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 8:46 PM

So what did it say
Do we like it or don't we
OH! we have digressed!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 8:48 PM

Go Go mindy go
escape from your desk and home
go visit Amber

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 8:49 PM

Good night Amber
And I very much enjoyed
Ku'ing wit you, yo

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 8:49 PM

she was asking us
whether women like anal
or not, or just men

Posted by: Autumn at May 13, 2004 8:50 PM

And mad props to G
He wrote the most perverted
And gross 'kus... EVER

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 8:51 PM

Have to fess up here:
not a big fan. Have to be
some MAJOR sales job.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 8:52 PM

calgary flames fan
your hair, it does amuse me
you look like a troll

Posted by: ac at May 13, 2004 8:53 PM

I'd answer except
I don't know, admittedly:
Inexperienced

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 8:54 PM

Sales job works wonders
Butt now we're moving into
Too much info, YO!!!

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 8:55 PM

Random: Just realized
The strange smell comes from meatless
Beef on my shoulder

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 8:56 PM

Amber, I've got to
tell you: I've never met a
salesman quite *that* good.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 9:02 PM

It's past my bedtime
So I leave at six-five-three 'kus
G'night everyone

Posted by: Chrissy at May 13, 2004 9:07 PM

Who is that salesman?
He is going door to door
Asking for Mindy

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 9:11 PM

I am soooo outa here
Goodnight my sweets - I had fun
Until next week then?

Posted by: Amber at May 13, 2004 9:21 PM

We do this again?
You mean we do this each week?
I am losing job.

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 9:25 PM

Next week it is. And
Gen? I was sooooo fired three
weeks ago. No shit.

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 9:33 PM

Is winner chosen
By the Quality or the
Quantity of 'kus?

Posted by: Stu at May 13, 2004 9:43 PM

It's Quality Stu!
Otherwise those without lives
They would always win!

Posted by: Genuine at May 13, 2004 9:48 PM

Please let's stop now! We
almost hit 666! That
cannot be good! Yikes!

Posted by: Mindy at May 13, 2004 9:59 PM


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