Wise Words From Readers

I was a little busy last weeked and I do believe I forgot to post some of the many wise things you said last week. But I did not forget this week! So, for your reading pleasure, I give you just a sampling of the many wonderful comments you made this week! Enjoy.

Nothing says happy bithday quite like cupcakes that smell/taste like dog-ass. =)
-Nicole

But I had normal flavor cupcakes, not ass flavor ones. I mean, I love cupcakes, but I'd draw the line at eating one a dog had sat on.
-Oliquig

My sister and I were lucky that both our birthdays fell during summer/Christmas vacations, because otherwise, we would have received major beat-downs from our classmates for bringing in boxes of raisins instead of cupcakes. Thanks, mom.
-Anne

That reminds me of an excellent time in which my dog threw up carrots (don't ask how he got them) on my birthday cake when I was 7.
-Maureen

Ya glutton!
-Beth

And I'm very happy to know I'm not only one left who's NOT working out and on a Atkins diet :)
-Sweety

i'm listening to that no-talent-ass-clown sing right now. i'm shocked and amazed he's even still in this thing
-TJ

Ass hair, please.
-Mindy

Mullet? Did I read that right?
-Zandria

Man, I had almost forgotten how much school sucks.
-Ginny

Permed bangs and the stupidest, lamest injury story ever. I suffered for this until graduation.
-Amy

spank that monkey or beat that dead horse...I'm living spring vicariously through you
-Kimberlee

Stigmata? Scary as shit. Ed McMahon bleeding from his eyeballs? HILARIOUS.
-The New Jan Brady

I will refrain from posting mine re: Ed McMahon and forcible sodomy. Me being the delicate little flower and all.
-Amy

Posted by Chris at May 1, 2004 10:59 AM