July 12, 2004

A clever and devious plan

I am a little disappointed that Chris and I did not have a fight yesterday because if we had and if I were still holding a grudge I would have an excuse to use this opportunity to post really embarassing pictures of Chris or tell embarassing stories. Wait, I know! I can go pick a fight and then come back and post something embarassing and then if he gets mad I will just say I was hurt because he was so mean to me when we had that fight and I will make the whole thing totally his fault because I'm a girl and I can do that!

Do you think he will be suspicious when he sees this post though?

- Mrs. Cactus

Posted by at July 12, 2004 11:48 AM

Mrs. Cactus, you are brilliant. And my new hero.

However, yeah, posting The Evil Plan on his blog prior to enacting it? Probably not the smoothest thing. He might be on to you now.

Unless you can convince him that this post was posted by someone simply *pretending* to be you, in an effort to inject marital tension into the typically blissful Home of Cactus.

Posted by: Dawnie at July 12, 2004 3:26 PM

oh, okay, then...
i admit it...

it was a plot to discredit her
so that i could blackmail her
into deleting the compromising photo
of myself i accidentally downloaded
when i was attempting to download
the compromising photo of amalah
that i was going to use to get invited to the party
giving her a bucket of cash...

my bad...

Posted by: stacy at July 12, 2004 7:43 PM