July 7, 2004

Entertain Yourselves

I'll give you one guess who's going to be stuck in meetings all day. Those of you who guessed me are correct. Because of this, I'm leaving the driving to you. I'll start a story and you guys keep it going a sentence or two at a time. Tell all your friends and amaze me with your brilliance while I'm away. Lurkers, please join in!

"It was a long, hot summer in the big city. I was kicking back after a long hard day of playing championship Whack-A-Mole, when who should walk through my office door but..."

Posted by Chris at July 7, 2004 8:42 AM
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a Punk Rock fairy on the arm of Bill Clinton. She lit a cigarette and said....

Posted by: Pixie at July 7, 2004 9:00 AM

"Freebird!!!!" Billy lit a lighter, began swaying back and forth and decided he was hungry for a...

Posted by: Kristi at July 7, 2004 9:08 AM

little hot Salsa Dancing! The Fairy used her lil whips and chains wand to change herself into...

Posted by: Darren at July 7, 2004 9:38 AM

the Sta-Puft marshmallow man, and then proceeded to stomp through Manhattan, leaving a wake of crushed buildings in his wake, until he encountered...

Posted by: martha at July 7, 2004 10:39 AM

..Chris Cactus. He stood in the middle of the street, hands on his hips, chest protruding superhero style. The wrist strap from his digital camera hanging out of his pocket swayed in the breeze. "Hey Puffy!!!", he shouted. Stay-puft turned and...

Posted by: Lee at July 7, 2004 11:09 AM

And thundered towards Chris Cactus leaving sticky footprints the whole way. Chris grabbed his trusty...

Posted by: Amy at July 7, 2004 11:30 AM

microwave gun. When puffy was within range Chris fired the gun and puffy exploded leaving marshmallow goo for everyone to eat. But instead of it being a happy occasion for onlookers...

Posted by: Nicole at July 7, 2004 11:34 AM

it became a riotous madhouse, with everyone shoving and trampling each other trying to get to the sweet-tasting goo, much like a raving pack of women shopping at Century 21 fighting each other to get the best pickings from a new rack of Marc Jacobs clothes. The melee was calmed only when...

Posted by: martha at July 7, 2004 11:59 AM

the polka band started to play "the chicken dance." suddenly the mood was transformed to joy and happiness. the only thing missing was ...

Posted by: tj at July 7, 2004 12:06 PM

a disco ball, some easy listening, a 'couples only' skate party, and that one kid in class who...

Posted by: bmh at July 7, 2004 12:33 PM

managed to throw things (spitballs, paper clips, gum) at the teacher without her ever figuring out who the culprit was. Which made me think...

Posted by: Hudson at July 7, 2004 12:38 PM

..where's Ed McMahon been lately? This situation certainly calls for...

Posted by: Busy Mom at July 7, 2004 12:45 PM

some midget mud wrestling. mr. cactus gets on his cell phone and dials up his good ol' friend who runs the midget circus. twenty minutes later a multi-colored van pulls up and...

Posted by: tiffanie at July 7, 2004 1:30 PM

... out jumped thirty-seven midgets, all dressed like extras from Big Top Peewee. "Horace! Walter!" shouted their leader, "Unload the tubs!" Two of the midgets grabbed the big plastic mud tubs in the back of the van, when suddenly they discovered that inside the tubs was a...

Posted by: Annie at July 7, 2004 2:07 PM

sleeping pig.

Thinking fast, the "little people" quikly oiled her up and...

Posted by: Another Pam at July 7, 2004 2:09 PM

started to videotape the scene. One midget had a fetish fantasy of taking that pig and...

Posted by: Cammie at July 7, 2004 4:02 PM

doing the Lambada whist ed mcmahon emcee'd the whole deal. So again, Chris Cactus got out his cell phone and called up Ed. Unfortunately Ed was not available because...

Posted by: Amy at July 7, 2004 4:23 PM

he was on a stakeout in front of the home of the next Publisher's Clearing House grand sweepstakes winner. the only problem was...

Posted by: Kayley at July 7, 2004 4:48 PM

Chris Cactus was the winner and he was out...killing overgrown marshmallows with microwave guns. Whatever was ed to do?

Posted by: Amy at July 7, 2004 5:41 PM

Ed climbed through at open window, into Chris' extremely clean home. He wandered into the bathroom where he was shocked to find....

Posted by: Nicole at July 7, 2004 10:46 PM

a perfectly installed, brand new dishwasher, placed cleverly beneath the countertop in the bathroom. Ed was perplexed - "A dishwasher in the bathroom? The installation is top notch, but what was he thinking?" Ed, puzzled, walked out through the bathroom and entered the living room, where he saw...

Posted by: Heather at July 7, 2004 10:52 PM

a door in the corner which he opened by mistake. This leads down to a dark basement where,Ed begindto stumble,flounder and finally falls in a clumpsy stupor realizing his evil ways have caught him.

Posted by: Sweet N Sassy at July 8, 2004 12:31 AM

lying on the floor with his tupee beside him. Embarassed and a bit dazed form the fall, he lurches to his feet and scrambles frantically to reposition the absent hairpiece....

Posted by: Geezitron at July 8, 2004 5:44 PM

when he hears the footsteps of the cameraman coming down the first few steps. "Help,Help" Ed calls, "I've fallen and I can't..."

Posted by: Debra at July 9, 2004 8:11 PM


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