July 6, 2004

This Ain't Your Momma's Survivor

So, have you heard the latest Survivor gossip? Turns out that Jenna (not the swimsuit model Jenna but the other one from the first season) and her new, younger, male-model hubby recorded a little something special on their wedding night. And it wasn't their vows. We watched it over the weekend - and no, I didn't cough up the $40 they're (whoever "they" are) asking because I'm not that interested - and it was amusing for one reason and one reason only. It was so staged! The upfront conversation about burning the tape so it wouldn't accidentally get out was just priceless, as was the false modesty ("I have to say that the camera is making me feel a little self-conscious"...um, yeah, sure). Even funnier? Hubby just looked bored.

Two predictions:
1) They released it themselves. There's more than one way to make a million off Survivor.
2) The two will be divorced before you can say J-Lo.

Posted by Chris at July 6, 2004 9:22 AM
Comments

I think I need to "accidently" release a video of me masturbating on the internet. Maybe then I can get the cover ov Maxim.

Oh wait... I think I'll just downloand one of the plethora of other masturbation videos, rename it "tekkie does herself" and put it up on gnutella.

Bit Torrent Star, here I am!

Posted by: Tek at July 6, 2004 10:43 AM

Please tell me you are going to share that file with your bestest fellow fan of celebrity sleaze. Who does not judge you at all, but would like to judge her harshly.

Posted by: Amalah at July 6, 2004 10:50 AM

I don't blame the hubby for being bored, I would have been too.

Worst. Porn. Ever.

Posted by: Stacey at July 6, 2004 12:18 PM

Nooo-- I didn't hear the gossip about my fave show since I am SO out of the loop. *sigh* So, I guess Jenna isn't just a loser she's really a LOSER. And maybe the husband looked bored cause when they do it for real (not staging it to try and have it "stolen from them") he gets to watch porn.

Posted by: bluepoppy at July 6, 2004 12:41 PM

I read about that and it is the lamest ass publicity stunt I've ever heard of. Idiots. Morons. Fools.

But highly entertaining. hehe.

Posted by: Zoot at July 6, 2004 1:17 PM

I read about that a while ago and the first thing that popped into my mind was "oh, she for sure leaked that tape out herself." Anything for another 15 minutes of fame...

Posted by: Martha at July 6, 2004 2:10 PM

staged? WHAT? You mean the picture of her with her ass up in the air while she's giving him a blow job was, perhaps, done "for the camera?"

say it isn't so!

Posted by: yvonne at July 6, 2004 6:58 PM

That is hilarious!! I always thought she was QUITE a loser, though. Never liked her.

Look at me, I take a day off and am a couple of days behind in reading my usual blogs, and I miss all of this! Sheesh.

Posted by: Kim at July 8, 2004 10:10 AM


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