September 1, 2004

Potty Proof

Apologies for the lack of updates today. I sat through many a meeting and I took notes. Good, evil notes. But I left those at work so I'll be posting them tomorrow. Besides, I'm too braindead from a day of meetings and proposal writing and Crazy Client meeting to be witty. So, I'll just leave you with proof that the toilet I mentioned last week was successfully installed and the joke went over well.

Once discovered, the victim was confused for a long period of time - precisely what we wanted to happen.

Him: What the hell is a toilet doing in my office?
Me: Toilet? What toilet?
Him: The one in my office. That you put there!
Me: Oh, that toilet...

Everyone who walked by was very impressed. And I still have my job! So, really, it was a win-win situation for everyone involved. I refuse, however, to post the pics of him sitting on the toilet. While fully clothed, attired in suit and tie, there are just some things you don't need to see.

Posted by Chris at September 1, 2004 7:01 PM

LMAO! That is totally funny. I have to say though...damn I'm pathetic. As the ergonomic police at work, the first thing that popped in my head when I saw that pic was "Well now his desk is just way too low"...great pic. Thanks for making me giggle. :)

Posted by: groovebunny at September 1, 2004 7:15 PM

Is that a water bottle holder there on the side of the commode? If so, where can *I* get on eof those!?!?!

Posted by: Broad at September 1, 2004 7:35 PM

I wish I had these crazy office antics here at home!

Posted by: jujubee at September 1, 2004 8:20 PM

A toilet with a built in cup holder? That really *would* be cool. *lol*

Posted by: Iki at September 1, 2004 9:49 PM

Man that's hilarious. I've heard of working through lunch but that takes it to a new level. . .

Posted by: Colby at September 1, 2004 10:50 PM

Thank GOD I wasn't on the phone while reading THIS post. The inappropriate giggling would have totally given me away.

Posted by: RockStar Mommy at September 2, 2004 12:29 AM

ROTFLOL :))) Too funny. I should totally give my manager a toilet too. And flush him.

Posted by: Sweety at September 2, 2004 3:03 AM

thats hilarious
love your work!

Posted by: tim at September 2, 2004 5:53 AM

Now that's comedy.

Posted by: sphinx at September 2, 2004 7:15 AM

Does one ever wear a suit without a tie? Just curious.

Posted by: Lee at September 2, 2004 7:54 AM

that is SO gross.
Hilarious, but gross

Posted by: Another Pam at September 2, 2004 8:05 AM

Damn that is good!

Posted by: Kenn at September 2, 2004 8:17 AM

Oh come on, post the pictures!!!

Posted by: Pixie at September 2, 2004 9:44 AM

Too funny! This is so much like the things my husband and his friends used to do at their old job.

Posted by: Kelley at September 2, 2004 11:21 AM

In answer to Lee's question, yes, in some countries, men do wear a suit without a tie. It still freaks me out to see it though.

Chris, ok, maybe you don't want to post those pics, but man, you've got my EMAIL address.... I hope you at least email them to me, caust I MUST see the final result or I won't be able to sleep tonight in the least.

You wouldn't want that on your sould, now would you sweetie?

Posted by: Scarlett Cyn at September 2, 2004 3:28 PM

Sweet Jesus, I meant SOUL.


Posted by: Scarlett Cyn at September 2, 2004 3:28 PM