September 28, 2004

Startling Tuesday Observations

Startling Observation I:
I am a freakin' CD factory over here! Yes, chances are if I owe you music, I'm working on it. I have mailing envelopes, jewel cases, extra CDs. Give me elves and I'd be good to handle Christmas this year. Now, if I was only motivated to work like this...

Startling Observation II (The Search for Observation):
In creating said CDs, specifically the set promised to Amy, I've come to realizations both good and bad. The good - even a lot of the stuff I previously thought to be complete and utter crap has some redeeming qualities. The bad - the bad stuff I've got is really really bad. Not even point-and-laugh-because-once-somebody-thought-this-was-good kinda bad. Just terrible!

Startling Observation III (The Wrath of Observation):
Bill O'Reilly called the audience of Comedy Central's Daily Show "stoned slackers." Comedy Central responded by producing demographic data which indicated its own audience was more likely to have received a four year education. Hah!

Startling Observation IV (The Undiscovered Observation):
And yes, yes I am 12.

Posted by Chris at September 28, 2004 2:17 PM

i love a man with tissue stuck up his nose. freak.
if i lived closer, i'd be an elf for you... if only to meet the hottest of elves, Legolas. =)

oh, and i agree with your observation about old bad stuff turning good (i guess some cds are like cheese)... we have a joke around here that a bad cd is a "blue buddha*" - a cd thats so bad you can't even listen to it to hear the song you bought it for. anyway, i listened to that particular cd awhile back and thought it was really cool.

*extra points to anyone who knows where that song is from.

Posted by: monique at September 28, 2004 2:27 PM

woot! Lookie there, I am only #2 on the comments today! Nice...

Anywho, LOVE the kleenex trick.
Ever tried tequilla?

Posted by: Jade at September 28, 2004 2:31 PM

You're on the can, aren't you?

Posted by: Princess at September 28, 2004 2:39 PM

Are you home again? I'm sorry, did I give you my cold? Cuz that's totally what I looked like for 3 whole days last week.

Posted by: doulazanie at September 28, 2004 3:10 PM

I'm loving Observation III {and it goes without saying, IV also} !!!

Posted by: RockStar Mommy at September 28, 2004 3:54 PM

Tell me that's toilet paper and not your skivies! LOL. I don't know of many people who can look that striking with something huge hanging out of their nose either. :)

Posted by: groovebunny at September 28, 2004 3:55 PM

did you call in sick again? slacker.

Posted by: laura at September 28, 2004 4:30 PM

i dont want to know where you were when you took that photo, really I dont...

Posted by: stinkerbell at September 28, 2004 5:53 PM

Dude, that's totally how I feel today. yick.

Posted by: Sue at September 28, 2004 6:28 PM

I love observation III. That's grand.

Posted by: Heather at September 28, 2004 7:45 PM

My favorite is that O'Reilly is all like "can't they take a joke...we were just playing....duh" now. Uh huh...sure.

Posted by: Zoot at September 29, 2004 6:39 AM
I can't wait until you have to explain to your kidlets all these photos! "No sweety, daddy wasn't stoned! I watched The Daily Show NOT Bill O'Reilly! R E A L L Y!"

Posted by: gypsy at September 29, 2004 10:21 AM