November 11, 2004


Can it be? Could it be? Is it possible?? That Chris was crazy enough to let some of us weirdo's post on HIS much coveted blog? He did!! He did!! S U C K E R!! *heh* I almost put an F instead of an S, yes yes it was a typo!

So what shall I talk about. Politics? Uhm no. Sex? Nah. My kids? Heaven's no! How's about a joke? Yes a joke is what is called for here!

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them

Thank yew, thank yew, I'll be here all week try the hossenfeffer. =)

On a side note, I am desperately in love with chewy sweet tarts. Gawd I just want to eat and eat and eat them!


Posted by at November 11, 2004 5:41 PM

Enjoyed the joke. :)

Posted by: Ontario Emperor at November 13, 2004 12:24 PM

Hey! She was only doing her job...

Posted by: wlfldy at November 15, 2004 10:53 AM