Never give your wife access to your blog

So, what embarassing stories do you want to hear about Chris today? How about the time he gave himself a concussion by jumping on the bed and slamming his head into the ceiling? No? Maybe the one about how he trashed his knee when we were dancing in the kitchen and he danced himself right into the wall? Or maybe I should tell the one about how he was at choir practice and his zipper broke and he had to stand up in front of the entire choir trying to hide the fact that his pants were hanging open. Oh wait, that last one was me. Nevermind.

Mrs. Cactus