December 17, 2004

Ass Clarification

I'm aware that there was no obviously visible ass in the previous post. That's due to the fact that the picture was taken with a camera-phone through two windows. Hell, I'm impressed it turned out as well as it did. You'll just have to take my word for it - bare ass all the way.

Posted by Chris at December 17, 2004 5:51 PM

Maybe you should save us the clarifications and just photoshop a bare ass on her. I promised us ass and now we want ass! Cut and paste baby. Cut and paste. hehe

Posted by: groovebunny at December 17, 2004 6:52 PM

I can see it... It's kind of like Where's Waldo, but I can see it. If I'm right, she's African American, and where the flat box is on the zoomed in picture, the part without as many pixels, just below that you can see two cheeks and a crack. It's there, you just have to hunt for it. (Which sounds really really bad, I know.)

Posted by: Heather at December 17, 2004 7:33 PM

Awwww. I got here surfing for porn. Now I have to start allll over again. ;-)

Posted by: Ginny at December 17, 2004 7:34 PM

Okay what's bad is that I'm hunting for ass crackage here. Now that you've pointed that out Heather, I can see it! Which brings a new question, does it look like she has a water bottle shoved down the back of her pants?

Posted by: groovebunny at December 17, 2004 7:37 PM

I was gonna ask, if she's african american then I can totally see ass crack.

Posted by: Heather at December 17, 2004 8:00 PM

hi. remember me? i haven't missed much, have i?

miss you!

Posted by: type a at December 17, 2004 8:51 PM

Is it just me, or is it really funny that we're all being so politically correct in calling her 'african american', and yet we're talking about the woman's butt hanging out?

Posted by: Heather at December 18, 2004 2:23 AM

i know you like the drunk posts so here I am.

NBIG NEWS film agent wants to send out chapter of book NOW. HEE HEE POSSE here I come! oH i RULE MY PEOPLE!

i MENTIONE am drun kright?D 4-5 glases of wine and then a sambuca. Good thing company holidat party I waled to and from.



Posted by: amy at December 18, 2004 3:32 AM

I totally see ass crack too... if she is indeed african american, or um... very tanned?

Posted by: Mary Jo at December 18, 2004 4:22 AM

Um, I take your word on it! I trust you!

Butt where's the crack?? (Did you think I could resist that? Yeah, I didn't think you did.)

Posted by: Scarlett Cyn at December 18, 2004 5:50 PM

phew, i thought it was just me.

Posted by: laura at December 20, 2004 5:15 PM