December 17, 2004

Dress Appropriately For The Holidays

In an effort to keep work details out of here, I won't really go into the recent holiday shindig (this hopefully marks the first and last appearance of the word "shindig" on RudeCactus). I will say that it was completely over the top. Chocolate fountains? Caviar? Multiple stages with live acts? Sushi bar? It rocked. But there was an interesting lesson I took from all of this...

See, a few of us were walking around and we happened to look out one window and into another. Seated against the window was a bartender. Pressed up against the window, was her bare ass. We didn't just catch ass-crack...we got full-on ass.

While I'm afraid the camera-phone shot just doesn't do it justice, I think this serves as a warning to all. Dress appropriately for all your holiday gatherings. And if you must allow your bare ass to hang out, make sure you've got an actual wall behind you. Please.

Posted by Chris at December 17, 2004 12:20 PM

So noted. Thanks :)

Posted by: Granola Spice at December 17, 2004 12:35 PM

I seem to be missing said bare ass, but that's okay, I have my own.

Posted by: Jazzy at December 17, 2004 12:35 PM

Maybe she pulled up her pants just in time for phone shot? In terms people who are serving food and/or drinks with their asses hanging out though...I'm sorry but that's just so gross! No telling where their hands have been then and their touching your food, food utensils, glasses you're drinking out of. Blehhhh! lol On the other hand though, I'm sure for female servers, booty exposure, much like cleavage, makes for bigger tips from their male customers!

Posted by: groovebunny at December 17, 2004 1:16 PM


Posted by: Kitty at December 17, 2004 1:37 PM

I see no bare ass! Did you black bar it? I demand to see aforementioned bare ass!!

Posted by: Dawn (webmiztris) at December 17, 2004 2:17 PM

Haaa! You got dinner AND a show!

Posted by: Amanda at December 17, 2004 2:59 PM

I don't see the nekkie tushie...where is it? All I see is black. Am I going blind?

Posted by: Swt GA HunnyB at December 17, 2004 4:01 PM

Yeah, I'm not seeing the ass, either. But is there any idea WHY the ass was in full view?

Posted by: Broad at December 17, 2004 4:26 PM

So noted. And is why I put my purse behind me when I sit down in my sevens. ;) lol

Posted by: amy at December 17, 2004 6:09 PM

Great! She stole my party trick!
No seriously though, that's aweful!

Posted by: Jade at December 18, 2004 9:27 PM