December 3, 2004

Half-Assed Friday

Good morning afternoon and happy Friday! Apologies for sticking you with a half-assed post this morning but I had things to do! Yes, a quick appointment this morning out of the office followed by putting the finishing touches on a document due to a client this afternoon. I've been busy! But now, here I am. And by posting about a half-assed post, I've written another half-assed post. Its a half-assed kinda day I guess...but its Friday and one is allowed to be half-assed unless one has a meeting with a client this afternoon and who the hell schedules a meeting late on a Friday afternoon? I'll try to pull it all together and have a whole-assed meeting. Until later, happy half-assed Friday everyone!

Posted by Chris at December 3, 2004 12:17 PM

Ah yes. It is a half ass day, and therefore, I shall leave work for a half day. It's Friday! Let's all leave early!

Posted by: Heather at December 3, 2004 12:24 PM

Every time I read "half-assed" in your post, I thought of that phrase "grab ass." What IS that? Is that a party game or something? I have no idea where I came up with that. Wow, time to go home. Have a good afternoon!

Posted by: supine at December 3, 2004 12:47 PM

For some unknown reason that just reminded me of that Louie Anderson skit where he's eating at a Chinese Buffet and the owner comes up to him and says:

"You go now!".....
"You been four hour!".....
"It's all-you-can-eat!".....
"Not you-can-eat-all!"

So, on that note....I go now. I been here four hour.

Oh, and Happy Birthday Sunday, Chris. A little birdie told the whole world!! hehe

Posted by: Julie at December 3, 2004 1:11 PM

yup half assed is right...
I got to find the other right cheek now, pardon me :)

Posted by: stinkerbell at December 3, 2004 1:20 PM

Better a half-assed post than a whole-assed post, right?

Posted by: RockStar Mommy at December 3, 2004 1:37 PM

Just be sure that you don't lose the other half of that ass.

Posted by: Swt GA HunnyB at December 3, 2004 1:45 PM

I'd happily go down to half-ass size!

Posted by: Lily at December 3, 2004 1:49 PM

LOL ... you crack me up ... but half assed is okay ;) ... have a great half assed day :)

Posted by: Rosie at December 3, 2004 2:13 PM

Happy half assed friday!
And Happy Almost Birthday!

Posted by: amy at December 3, 2004 3:14 PM

As someone who no longer suffers half-assed days (except vicariously through the still working hubby), I'll just politely wait here until you're all back together.

Posted by: etherian at December 3, 2004 3:14 PM

LOL. I think I came into work this morning with no ass! I've gotten nothing done and don't expect I will be for the day is out. Happy Friday and Happy Birthday coming up! :)

Posted by: groovebunny at December 3, 2004 4:36 PM

Heh. And the same to you.

Posted by: DeAnn at December 3, 2004 4:42 PM

Two half-assed posts don't make a right ... no wait that is two wrongs don't make a right ... right? Er... what was the question?

Posted by: LOUP at December 3, 2004 4:48 PM

See, so far, I've found this day to be completely assish.

Posted by: Heather at December 3, 2004 5:13 PM

Ahhhhh half-assed Friday - that explains my work performance today!

Posted by: Marie at December 3, 2004 5:54 PM

and a happy half assed weekend to you, my friend!

Posted by: debby at December 3, 2004 6:35 PM

i wish i could've had a half-assed day. i think today was definitely a two-assed day, it was so busy. lol

to everyone who uses money orders to pay every. single. one. of their. bills: get a BANK ACCOUNT! lol j/k. kind of.

Posted by: Manda at December 3, 2004 7:53 PM

Ok so was the morning post the left half and the afternoon post the right half? or was it vice-versa??? Cmon now curious minds want to know :-)

Posted by: csm at December 3, 2004 7:58 PM

I pray to the Gods on a daily basis that one day I would actually wake up "half assed". That would make my life so much better!
Yes, half assed is totally acceptable and forgivable by me, to those of you whom could actually be half assed by my standards of ass.

Posted by: Jade at December 3, 2004 9:19 PM

half-assed is better than bare-assed!

Posted by: Sue at December 3, 2004 10:40 PM