December 16, 2004
Victim of the Meme
Original content is highly overrated. At least, I think it is when I'm not yet completely awake and the coffee has yet to actuallyl kick in. So, I hope this entertains you for a few minutes. Its the thought that counts, right?
Three Names You Go By:
1. Chris (duh)
2. BooBoo (a privilege only my wife has)
3. Cactus
Three Screennames You Have:
1. rudecactus (AIM)
2. rudecactus (Yahoo)
3. hotstud4u
Three Things You Like About Yourself:
1. i like to think I'm an all-around nice guy
2. successful despite my paranoia
3. marginal guitar skillz
Three Things You Dislike About Yourself:
1. i can be a real pain in the ass
2. paranoid despite my success
3. OCD tendencies
Three Parts of Your Heritage:
1. mom
2. dad
3. grandma
Three Things That Scare You:
1. spiders
2. heights
3. the startling success of Paris Hilton
Three of Your Everyday Essentials
1. coffee
2. music
3. more coffee
Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. button down shirt
2. tie
3. pants (I think...yes...yes, pants.)
Three of Your Favorite Bands/Artists (at the moment):
1. the autumns
2. elbow
3. aimee mann
Three of Your Favorite Songs at Present:
1. caramel (suzanne vega)
2. hush plain girls (the autumns)
3. break me gently (doves)
Three New Things You Want to Try in the Next 12 Months:
1. sleep would be nice
2. stop smoking again
3. write the great American novel
Three Things You Want in a Relationship (love is a given):
1. understanding
2. trust
3. presents!
Two Truths and a Lie:
1. i'm actually a midget height-challenged former circus performer named Gustavo.
2. i'm a vegetarian.
3. i've never been to Zimbabwe.
Three Physical Things About the Opposite Sex (or same) That Appeal to You:
1. eyes
2. smile
3. ass. hey, you asked...kinda
Three Things You Just Can’t Do:
1. fly without my jetpack
2. stop time
3. vote Republican
Three of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. music (to include listening to and playing of)
2. duh...blogging
3. developing my superhero alter-ego
Three Things You Want to do Really Badly Right Now:
1. more coffee
2. sleep
3. flee the building and collapse on my couch (okay, that was two)
Three Careers You’re Considering:
1. rockstar/superhero
2. professional slacker
3. teacher
Three Places You Want to Go on Vacation:
1. well, I haven't been to Zimbabwe...
2. anywhere tropical
3. some other place that's tropical
Three Kids Names:
1. zoltar
2. anything with "The Great" after it
3. 007
Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
1. preferably live a long life
2. teach kids
3. form a band and tour the world
Note: For the record, the hotstud4u thing? Yeah, that's a joke.
Posted by Chris at December 16, 2004 11:59 AMLOL ::falls over laughing:: hotstud4u?!?!?!
Please tell me you're joking.
Posted by: SG at December 16, 2004 12:06 PMHope you have a better time with the RockStar career than I did! :P
And The Autumns? Amazing.
Awww it's just a widdle booboo bunnykins AHAHAHAHAA *snort*
Posted by: Lauren at December 16, 2004 12:16 PMahhh so YOU are hotstud4u!
Posted by: monique at December 16, 2004 12:25 PMHa-- I just listened to Caramel and thought, this is such a great song! As for the sleep and coffee... I'm right there with ya, brother. Neeeeed.
Posted by: bmh at December 16, 2004 12:38 PMSo what I want to know is where the hotstud4u came from... ;)
At least you have the guitar skills going for you. My husband can play and he's convinced that he's going to start a band one day. He just has to find people who want to play with a 30-something Guns N Roses fan. (He can play alot of other things too though.)
Posted by: Kitty at December 16, 2004 12:40 PMThat's a long list, Chris! I also did your list, but I had to make it shorter so my head don't explode, because that hurts!
Here it is:
Three Names You Go By:
1. RC
2. Quasimoto
3. Dumbass
Three Screennames You Have:
1 Rockchild
2. rockchildforever (Yahoo)
3. RC
Three of Your Everyday Essentials
Huh?
Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. socks
2. shirt
3. Baney underwear
Three of Your Favorite Bands/Artists (at the moment):
1. Metalica
2. AC DC
3. Madonna
Three of Your Favorite Songs at Present:
1. "Blue Christmas", I thought it was white!
2. "Silent Night", when I just wants it to be silent.
3. "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow", reminds me of snow, don't know why.
Three Physical Things About the Opposite Sex (or same) That Appeal to You:
1. Sally's new straight eyes, she's not a cyclops anymore!
2. her smile
3. and her butt to, because she don't fart!
Three Things You Just Can’t Do:
1. swim
2. skate
3. sky dive, because I don't wants to die, because it wont feel to good!
Three of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. blogging
2. drawing
3. playing street hockey in the street, until I get hit with a car
Three Things You Want to do Really Badly Right Now:
1. kiss Sally
2. sleep
3. hold my breath, because grandma is here!
Three Careers You’re Considering:
1. be an artist
2. flipping burgers at White Castle
3. making Chinese Taco's at a restaurant
Three Places You Want to Go on Vacation:
1. camping
2. camping
3. camping
Three Kids Names:
1. Joey
2. Bob
3. Cledus
Three Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
1. be an artist
2. flipping burgers at White Castle
3. making Chinese Taco's at a restaurant
good Lord. Chris memed. Next thing you know, there's no Santa Claus!
Posted by: alektra at December 16, 2004 1:06 PMDoes Mrs. Cactus know about the kid names you like? I'm thinking you might want to try the "hollering the kid's name out the back door" tactic. None of those really sound good when hollered out the back door. ;-)
Posted by: Kelley at December 16, 2004 1:33 PMYou forgot "donuts" under everyday essentials.
Posted by: Dawnie at December 16, 2004 2:16 PMYes it is the thought that counts. Especially for those of us who have no thoughts of our own because the boss keeps coming in to share her thoughts on this that and the other thing. Okay so I'm really talking about me. lol Anyways, good list. I especially like the height challanged circus answer!
Posted by: charm at December 16, 2004 2:22 PMI think HotStud4You would be a great online name for you! ;)
See I can say that because I'm married and I don't have to worry about your wife coming down on me like a banshee.
Posted by: Swt GA HunnyB at December 16, 2004 2:46 PMrc...had to copy you and borrow the 'not-so-original-content'...but I did mention that you kicked ass...as part of the intro...
Posted by: wn at December 16, 2004 3:47 PMLOL!!! That was the most humorous way to answer those, I took mine way to seriously!
Posted by: Nina at December 16, 2004 10:16 PMHmm, have you ever considered 'teaching' 'rockstars' how to become 'slackers'?
Posted by: at December 17, 2004 2:20 PMOoops! That was me above. I'm such a slacker.
Posted by: Dawn (webmiztris) at December 17, 2004 2:21 PMOk, now I have to download the rest of your current faves because Caramel haunts me. :)
Posted by: Carla at December 17, 2004 3:50 PM
