January 18, 2005

Play Along, It's Worth It

Beth and Chris: Guess what?
Internet: What?
Beth and Chris: No, guess.
Internet: Ok. You’re both following your childhood dreams and abandoning your seemingly normal life to join the circus. We’ve always thought you were “circus people.”
Beth and Chris: Um…no. Try again. It’s a secret.
Internet: You’re not actually two people. All this time you’ve been stringing us along you’re really one talented yet highly disturbed person. Right?
Beth and Chris: Come on. Get real. I’m, uh, we’re two real people. Give it another shot.
Internet: This seems to be a one-sided relationship. Its all give, no get from us.
Beth and Chris: Hey, play along or we are taking our blogs and going home. We’re getting something. Now, what could it be?
Internet: Fine. A puppy?
Beth and Chris: Yes! One of those little ones you can carry around in your purse!
Internet: Really?
Beth and Chris: Are you on crack? No.
Internet: Fine.
Beth and Chris: Try again.
Internet: A new car?
Beth and Chris: Yes!
Internet: That was totally not worth playing this stupid game.
Beth and Chris: Well, we are getting a new car, but that’s not what we want you to guess.
Internet: This is getting old.
Beth and Chris: Come on.
Internet: A new house?
Beth and Chris: No.
Internet: Rickets?
Beth and Chris: Ha-ha. No.
Internet: Annoying?
Beth and Chris: Fine, we’ll give you another clue. It’s something we’re getting in August.
Internet: Why should we care now, then? Post about it in August!
Beth and Chris: It involves new clothes.
Internet: Someone gave you a cruise?
Beth and Chris: No. It involves new furniture.
Internet: A new house?
Beth and Chris: No, you guessed that already. It involves screaming.
Internet: Um, unless someone’s passing a kidney stone at a costume party, I don’t think I get it. I give up.
Beth and Chris: Fine, one more clue, but this really gives it away...

Internet: You’re on X!! Beth and Chris: Of course not! Why would we be doing drugs when we’re knocked up?

In case you're new around these parts, Beth, future mommy, can be found here.

Posted by Chris at January 18, 2005 8:19 AM
Comments

YAY I AM FIRST YAY!

Posted by: Coleen at January 18, 2005 8:38 AM

Ohmygosh!!! *YAY!!!!* Congratulations!!!! YAY

Posted by: Lauren at January 18, 2005 8:40 AM

SQUEEE! Oh my gosh CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Posted by: Sheryl at January 18, 2005 8:43 AM

Congrats!!!! I'm soo happy for you two (err three)!

Posted by: judy at January 18, 2005 8:46 AM

Congrats you guys!!

Posted by: Martha at January 18, 2005 8:47 AM

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
*jumping around like an idiot*
omg!
Ok, I already said that! OMG!
Congrats! OH I am sooo excited! Oh I cannot wait!
OH OH OH!
OMG!
Ok, breathe.......
Nice! Great job Chris!
Ok, now, you do know that you will be responsible for all the weight gain, the "can't fit into any clothes" the body aches and what not right? I hope she doesn't have good aim when it comes to throwing things at you!
Oh my Lord, I am sooo damned excited!
Now, I am going to need an address, no not email. See, we'll have to have a virtual baby shower, God know's I'll never get to your house personally, so we will have to have things delivered.....
CONGRATS! You two deserve it!
Oh my, a baby cactus or fish....
YES YES YES!
*sniff...tears in eyes*

Posted by: Jade at January 18, 2005 8:55 AM

Gratz!!!!

Posted by: Strode at January 18, 2005 9:01 AM

i just posted a big happy yay dance over at Beth's. but i'm so happy for you guys that i'll do one over here... yay! that's so awesome! you guys are gonna be great parents, this is so exciting! yay!

Posted by: monique at January 18, 2005 9:02 AM

Y'all must be over the moon! Yay for you.

Posted by: Oliquig at January 18, 2005 9:05 AM

Congrats!

Posted by: HG at January 18, 2005 9:05 AM

Congratulations! That rocks!

Posted by: Daria at January 18, 2005 9:06 AM

Congratulations! That's wonderful!!!

Posted by: Krush at January 18, 2005 9:08 AM

Congratulations! I'm so very happy for you both!

Posted by: Stacy at January 18, 2005 9:16 AM

congratulations guys! i'm so happy for you!!!!!!

Posted by: Priscilla at January 18, 2005 9:20 AM

That is so awesome you two. I am so happy for you and I wish you three many, many happy blessings.

Posted by: Dabney at January 18, 2005 9:21 AM

Oh oh oh! Congratulations :)

Posted by: Tonya at January 18, 2005 9:22 AM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!! I am SO happy for you two!

Posted by: Nina at January 18, 2005 9:23 AM

Congratulations to you both!!!

Posted by: BillM at January 18, 2005 9:27 AM

Thank goodness! I got it from the "its a secret line." I am so happy for you both. If it is an early August baby it will be a Leo like me, which is definately a good sign to be born under.

I am so happy for the two of you. You definately deserve it after having to write a post about #3ing in a cup!

Posted by: goodsnake at January 18, 2005 9:29 AM

ROCK 'N ROLL!!!

Way to go, Chris! (I mean...we all know you had the hard part.)

OMG...I totally didn't mean for that to be a double entendre. Oh well.

Congrats to both of you!!! You have no idea what joy that Little Cactus is going to bring to you.

Tell Beth to milk this pregnancy thing for all it's worth!

Posted by: Joe at January 18, 2005 9:30 AM

Stupid East Coast hearing all about it before I can get a word in edgewise!

See? All that screwin' DID pay off in the long run! And? Y'all had fun doing it (and don't tell me you didn't, because you'd be lying.)

Congratulations to you both!

Posted by: Broad at January 18, 2005 9:30 AM

Congratulations!!! So exciting!!! Oh I just love new babies! Yippee!!!!!!!

Posted by: Em at January 18, 2005 9:35 AM

That is TREMENDOUS news!
YAY for the both of you! I hope that you are both enjoying your time together and the fact that you'll soon have a new addition to your family.

wn

Posted by: wn at January 18, 2005 9:36 AM

Congratulations!!!! :-)

Posted by: Rebecca at January 18, 2005 9:40 AM

Congrats to you both! Awesome news :)

Posted by: Colby at January 18, 2005 9:46 AM

Congratulations from a lurker.

Posted by: DJ at January 18, 2005 9:47 AM

Whooohooo!!!!!!

You know, I was just thinking about that this morning. Ok, I was in the shower thinking about Beth and impregnation but it completely innocent. No really. :D

Congratulations, you two!

Posted by: Jon in Michigan at January 18, 2005 9:51 AM

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
That is great news! And yeah, you're right - that last clue was soooo obvious. ;)

I'm hoping within the next couple of months I can make a similar post about my sister-in-law. Keep your fingers crossed!

Congrats again!

Posted by: Kitty at January 18, 2005 9:52 AM

Congrats Congrats Congrats!!!!!!!

Posted by: amber at January 18, 2005 10:03 AM

Hooray! I left big fat congrats at Beth's but you deserve some credit too. Congratuations! And good luck! Yay for you!

Posted by: Karen at January 18, 2005 10:08 AM

Congratulations! What wonderful news -- it couldn't happen to better parents-to-be.

Posted by: laura floyd at January 18, 2005 10:08 AM

Congrats! That's awesome.

Posted by: keepergirl at January 18, 2005 10:09 AM

since i already gushed about the wee cactus, can i now give you shit for taking a stab at small purse dogs?

asa's crying somewhere . . .

Posted by: type a at January 18, 2005 10:13 AM

I am so happy for you guys! You will make great parents. Just don't ram the baby's head into the bed okay. Congrats Daddy.

Posted by: Jazzy at January 18, 2005 10:14 AM

Oh Chris, I'm speechless!

I'm so happy for you two!! It's the beginning of the rest of your lives.

Posted by: Stacey at January 18, 2005 10:18 AM

Yippee!!! I mean.. ahem... congratulations!

Posted by: debby at January 18, 2005 10:18 AM

Yay! Congratulations!! :) You're gonna make the most rockin daddy ever!!!! Best of luck to you both! :)

Posted by: RockStar Mommy at January 18, 2005 10:18 AM

P.S - What's the due date? I'm going for the 12th! ;)

Posted by: Stacey at January 18, 2005 10:19 AM

Congratulations, that is awesome news, you guys will make awesome parents:)

Posted by: Adi at January 18, 2005 10:24 AM

You guys are going have so much fun warping... um...I mean molding your new little one.

Congratulations!

Posted by: Wendy at January 18, 2005 10:26 AM

FanFUCKINGtastic!!!!

Posted by: Jenorama at January 18, 2005 10:33 AM

Ohhh!!!! Congrats! I'm so happy for you guys!! Two suggestions... go to the movie theatre as much as possible for the next 9 months and get as much sleep as you can.

Oh and one more thing... we expect to see the belly progress and to have our own 'baby blog' ;)

Posted by: katherine at January 18, 2005 10:38 AM

Wow! Congratulations to you both! This kid's gonna have some fun parents. But guys, you're never going to get him/her to give up the pacifier if you two have not. Just a warning. Ha.

Posted by: smartjuice at January 18, 2005 10:50 AM

Congratulations, Chris. It's great news! I wish you and Beth all the best. Can't wait to hear all about Baby Cactus. :o)

Posted by: Milly at January 18, 2005 10:55 AM

Congratulations to both of you! Can't wait to hear more about the growth and progress of Cactus Seed. :)

Posted by: Amanda at January 18, 2005 11:07 AM

Aww congratulations!!! This is a reason to celebrate! i am going out right now, leaving work & getting drunk in your honour! no i wish i could but just remember that my first & middle names are great for either a boy of girl! ;)

Angelina Ryan

Posted by: angel at January 18, 2005 11:09 AM

WOW! Congratulations!!!

Posted by: Pixie at January 18, 2005 11:11 AM

Weeeee! I'm still all squee and smiles for you two!

Posted by: Granola Spice at January 18, 2005 11:15 AM

YAY!!! WOOOOHHOOOOO!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!! I'm sitting here crying for you guys! How fabulous for both of you!

Now, on to serious subject matter...GET A DOULA. DONA.org will give you all the info you need and refer women in your area. I would do it for free but it's a long commute from my Washington to yours.

I'm SO happy for you guys!

Posted by: doulazanie at January 18, 2005 11:15 AM

OMGosh!!! Congrats to both of you! Yay!

I am so very happy for you guys!

Blessings to you and your soon to be little one!

Posted by: Desiree' at January 18, 2005 11:21 AM

For some unexplainable weird reason I already knew it before I opened your blog. How funny is that.
Anyways, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You totally deserve it :))))) Muchos hugs to the both of you! Woooohooooo!!

Posted by: Sweety at January 18, 2005 11:24 AM

OMG! CONGRATULATIONS, THAT'S SUPER FANTASTIC!

Posted by: amy at January 18, 2005 11:25 AM

Wow and OMG! I am so happy for you two! This is awesome news!! WTG!

Posted by: Sue at January 18, 2005 11:29 AM

OH MY GOD THAT IS SOOO GREAT!

Also, bonus: I don't have to be pregnant ALONE !!

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 18, 2005 11:31 AM

God, that's awesome news! Congratulations to the Rude Cactus/Fish Says conglomerate. I expect one damn attractive, intelligent and funny baby to result from this.

Posted by: Bond Girl at January 18, 2005 11:40 AM

Congratulations! I'm so happy for you!

Posted by: Annie at January 18, 2005 11:46 AM

Congratulations! One of my friends blames too much wine at Thanksgiving for her two August babies. ;-)

Posted by: Kelley at January 18, 2005 11:48 AM

Hey! You're getting a new car! Yay!! Well, I guess isn't as exciting as the new BABY!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

Posted by: bmh at January 18, 2005 11:52 AM

congratulations!! this is terrific news.

Posted by: Patricia at January 18, 2005 12:11 PM

Yeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Posted by: Busy Mom at January 18, 2005 12:13 PM

congratulations!!!

Posted by: stinkerbell at January 18, 2005 12:14 PM

CONGRATULATIONS!! I'm so happy for you!

Posted by: Kelly at January 18, 2005 12:14 PM

Congratulations!!! That's awesome news! :)

Posted by: Luna at January 18, 2005 12:19 PM

That is the best news! Hurrah! All that number three has paid off big time! Congratulations!

Posted by: Demery at January 18, 2005 12:30 PM

I got it! I got it! I got it before I saw the picture! CONGRATULATIONS!!! Whoo hoo! Sex *and* a baby - you really got it all! Wheeee!

Posted by: Christine at January 18, 2005 12:32 PM

Oh wow!! Congratulations!! That's so exciting!!

Posted by: Gweny at January 18, 2005 12:48 PM

Congratulations to you both! You deserve all thie happines this brings!

Posted by: Sashinka at January 18, 2005 12:57 PM

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yaaaaay! Yaay! Whhoooooooohooohoohoooooooo!!!!

You're knocked up! I guessed it after the whole dawg thing. Yaay yaaaya yyayayayayayayayayayaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!

In case y'all didn't notice.. I'm really happy for you. (you can't see this, but I'm doing the happy dance in front of my compter. Maybe it's BETTER this way...)

Congrats Chris and Beth.I hope to God you keep this pic with the pacifiers for your child to see when he/she is older.

Posted by: Scarlett Cyn at January 18, 2005 12:58 PM

correction: I meant to say COMPUTER above.

Blame it on my excietment.

My daughter caught me doing the happy dance, (so embarassed) and I had to explain.

She sends her congratulations too!

Posted by: Scarlett Cyn at January 18, 2005 12:59 PM

Congratulations! Wow!

Posted by: Claire at January 18, 2005 1:02 PM

congrats to both of you!

Posted by: Denise at January 18, 2005 1:04 PM

Congratulations to you both! That's such awesome news. :)

Posted by: groovebunny at January 18, 2005 1:08 PM

Awwwww, Congrats!!!!!!!!

Now you can join the rest of us crazy parents ;) Seriously though - best wishes, I am thrilled for both of you :)

Posted by: Chrissie at January 18, 2005 1:16 PM

hooray! congrats! :)

Posted by: beck at January 18, 2005 1:16 PM

Congratulations to the two of you!!!

I was thinking that awesome house you posted pictures of the other day needed to be shared with more people...

All the best!

Posted by: Catharina at January 18, 2005 1:17 PM

Congrats to you two!!! I'm out of words!

Posted by: don at January 18, 2005 1:28 PM

HOORAY!! Go you guys :)

Posted by: Anne at January 18, 2005 1:30 PM

Wooooo! Congratulations! Am so happy for you guys. You just might be the coolest parents ever.

Posted by: Fraulein N at January 18, 2005 1:34 PM

congrats! Wow! Good luck. :)

Posted by: bisous at January 18, 2005 1:37 PM

Oh my! I am so happy for you! Where do we send gifts??

Posted by: Jessica at January 18, 2005 1:38 PM

Congratulations!

Posted by: New Jan Brady at January 18, 2005 1:42 PM

Congratulations--I am so happy for you both!

Posted by: girl at January 18, 2005 1:44 PM

Yay! Thats so awesome! Congratulations!

Posted by: Tami at January 18, 2005 1:47 PM

ahahahahahahahaah your wife is gonna get fat.

(this has been edition #1784 of 'totally inappropriate thigns to say' by lucky.)

Posted by: lucky at January 18, 2005 1:48 PM

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK AND A DOODLE AND OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew you guys were trying and I was getting sad thinking about that it ha been a little while, and hoping you weren't going to fall into the "trying forever" category. Wow. A little cactus to run around. Remeber, if it's a girl, I*R*M*A is a great name. Serisouly! (well, without the stars. Unless you're going for a whole MASH thing) Well it's a good name especially in you move to Europe. Then people don't think it's weird anymore.

Anyway, congratulations the upcoming addition to the cactus family. I'm assuming the wee one will have a blog of his/her own as well? It's only natural, is it not?

Posted by: Tjej at January 18, 2005 2:10 PM

DUDE! A baby Cactus - I am so excited for you! I am leaving happy hooray messages for you BOTH - congratulations!

Now the FUN begins!

Posted by: samantha at January 18, 2005 2:14 PM

Aww, what great news! Congratulations to the both of you! Best wishes! =)

Posted by: Monique at January 18, 2005 2:14 PM

Woo and hoo! Congratulations on the fantastic news!

Posted by: jen at January 18, 2005 2:37 PM

Woohoo! Congrats to you both!

Posted by: Carrie Jo at January 18, 2005 2:38 PM

I have this funny tickle in my nose that I think means I'm gonna cry. I'm so happy for you guys! Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Heather at January 18, 2005 2:39 PM

YAY! I'm SO very happy happy happy for you both! I knew when the post started that's what you'd say. Congratulations!!

I hope Beth is feeling wonderful, (hey we can always hope right?)

Sure hope I'm next!

Heather

Posted by: Heather at January 18, 2005 2:46 PM

Congratulations Chris and Beth! Wishing you the best of luck.

Posted by: Liz at January 18, 2005 2:53 PM

so happy for the both of you!

Posted by: chlamygirl at January 18, 2005 2:53 PM

You already know how happy I am for you guys. But I wanted to say it again. Congratulations, and YAY!

Posted by: bad penguin at January 18, 2005 3:06 PM

Oh, what happy, happy news! Congratulations!!

And Chris, after coming in as the 90-something comment, may I suggest that you just this once not respond to each and every one?! I think it would be ok for you to quip back with another blog entry. ; )

Posted by: lu at January 18, 2005 3:22 PM

Congratulations!!!!!!

Posted by: Stu at January 18, 2005 3:50 PM

Woo Hoo!!!!! Congratulations, Daddy!!

Posted by: Kaffy at January 18, 2005 4:02 PM

Congratulations to both of you! Poor Beth having to be almost full term in the summer...better get those pampering shoes on! Seriously you have to save that photo for your kid when they get older!
LOL. Tell Beth I said WAY TO GO!

Posted by: Michelle at January 18, 2005 4:39 PM

Oh my Gosh! Congratulations you guys!!!!!!! I am SO happy for you. This is gonna be fun "watching" Beth and you over the next 9 months and then some......................

Oh, YAY.......I so happy for you.

Posted by: Julie at January 18, 2005 5:01 PM

Wow! congradulations! I got here late and had to skim past hundreds of pages of comments.

Good for you. Bad foryour sex life ;)

Actually that's not true - you can have sex all the way until the water breaks. After that - you're just bopping the kid on the head. Not nice. She doesn't need that kind of scarring.

YEAH!!! So happy.

Posted by: Autumn at January 18, 2005 5:04 PM

Hurray!!

Good for you guys, this is seriously awesome news. :)

Cheers!

Posted by: PinkStiletto at January 18, 2005 5:12 PM

I can't be left out!!! There's always room for one more CONGRATULATIONS! I hope this soon-to-be bundle of joy brings you just that -- joy -- and so much more.

Again, congrats!

Posted by: ironic1 at January 18, 2005 5:21 PM

After seeing 101 Comments, I wanted to go down in history because the kid will HAVE to blog, as well.

:)

Kid, you have GREAT parents. Don't rebel and become a Republican, ok?

Posted by: alektra at January 18, 2005 5:22 PM

!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
!!!! !!

!

Posted by: supine at January 18, 2005 5:25 PM

Congrats!!! I read about it on your wife's blog first! Hihi.

Posted by: JustAgirl at January 18, 2005 6:02 PM

woohoo!!! congrats to you both!

Posted by: etherian at January 18, 2005 6:03 PM

Congrats. I knew you could do it.

Posted by: cassie-b at January 18, 2005 6:18 PM

Congratulations you two!!!! That is so amazing.

I've got goosebumps.

But my offer still stands. If you want one of mine.....*holds out three kids to choose from*

Posted by: Holly at January 18, 2005 6:33 PM

Congratulations! You are going to have an amazing ride (and your blogs will nevah be the same again bwahahahaha!)

Posted by: Jenny at January 18, 2005 6:49 PM

Yeah for both of you!

Congratulations and enjoy the silence while you can :)

Posted by: Kellie at January 18, 2005 7:07 PM

CONGRATULATIONS!!! I'm so excited for you two!! Aww . . . are you hoping for a boy or girl? Good luck with it all . . .I'm so excited for you two! =D

Posted by: Jennie at January 18, 2005 7:38 PM

*squee!!!!* That is so freaking COOL!!!
Congratulations, you guys!!!! :D :D :D

Posted by: Manda at January 18, 2005 9:27 PM

YAY!!!!!!! I am so very excited for you guys!!!!! I can't imagine a cooler set of parents. Now...if you want to get some experience under your belt before the bundle of joy arrives, my kids are free for babysitting!

Posted by: Nicole at January 18, 2005 9:35 PM

congrats! :)

Posted by: zalary at January 18, 2005 9:41 PM

OMG, Chris!
Wow... It took me FOREVER to scroll down all the Congrats to get to the comment section to congratulate you myself.
I'm so happy for you both. A BABY is a Blessing...
I hope the husband and I can have that same feeling one day. We just gotta work a little harder... and I get to do drugs to get Preggy! LOL
*Fertility Drugs that is*
wink!
I'm off to congratulate your Wifey!
I didn't even know she had a blog...
How cool is dat!

((((Hugs))))

Posted by: La Bella at January 18, 2005 9:47 PM

That's such great & exciting news!!! Congratulations to you & Beth! I don't "know" either of you, but I know you will make wonderful & just all around cool parents!

Posted by: naomi at January 18, 2005 9:59 PM

oh yay oh yay!

Now here's my advice, since My Kid was born in August: keep the AC really, really, REALLY low (Daddy, you may want to stock up on long johns and wool socks) and whenever you have to go somewhere, go out and start the car and run the AC to cool it off for her. She will soooo appreciate it. Well, maybe not NOW, while she's pregnant. But later, when she retells the story she'll make you out to be a saint.

Congratulations. I know how excited you both must be. May it be wonderful for you.

Posted by: kalisah at January 18, 2005 10:16 PM

AWESOME!!! Congrats! It is quite the ride, let me tell you!

Posted by: Mary at January 18, 2005 11:51 PM

Yey for Baby CactusFish! Congrats to two very deserving Parents to be!

Posted by: Dawn at January 19, 2005 12:04 AM

OMG CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!! HIP HIP HORRAY!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Posted by: Chepooka at January 19, 2005 12:10 AM

By now, this is very repetitve but oh freakin' well-CONGRATS anyway!! Aww, I just can't wait to see the little cactus! :)

Posted by: Bayou at January 19, 2005 1:02 AM

Congratulations! Now it can, once more, be "Fun" instead of "The Sex."

...Right?

Posted by: ETS at January 19, 2005 1:36 AM

Congratulations!
I'll keep you posted

Posted by: G. Cornelius at January 19, 2005 1:41 AM

congrats you guys .... that is wonderful news chris :) my lil one just turned 3 on 01 18 :) ... he is my angel :) *big hugs to you guys*

Posted by: Rosie at January 19, 2005 4:00 AM

Aww... how very exciting!! :) How long have y'all been trying? I'm V Happy for you!

Posted by: Mary Jo at January 19, 2005 4:22 AM

Hooray! I am so excited for you. I so desperately needed some good news from someone today!!

Posted by: Debra at January 19, 2005 5:07 AM

You need to check out http://www.genuineblog.com/. Mrs. G is a couple of months ahead of Beth so G can keep you informed of what to expect. It's good man to man stuff.

Posted by: Debra at January 19, 2005 5:11 AM

That's great news! Congratulations! :)

Posted by: Kyren at January 19, 2005 5:21 AM

Hey, Congratulations.

Posted by: Paul at January 19, 2005 6:10 AM

Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im due in August too. All my sympathy to Beth and if you figure out how to be a relaxed expectant father please let me know.

Posted by: That Girl at January 19, 2005 6:13 AM

Yay!!!! How exciting, Congrats you two!! (Love the pic by the way, lol)

Posted by: Leslie at January 19, 2005 7:25 AM

awwww... congratulations!!! that's wonderful news! you two will be super, fun parents, i just know it.

Posted by: Judy at January 19, 2005 8:44 AM

Congrats!!!! :)

Posted by: Rae at January 19, 2005 9:02 AM

Congrats!!!!

Posted by: Kristi at January 19, 2005 9:53 AM

I'm so totally late, but how wonderful for you both! I assume the 70's porno mags helped?..?

Posted by: jennifer at January 19, 2005 10:42 AM

OH MY GOSH! WWWWOOOOOOTTTTT!

Posted by: Queen of Ass at January 19, 2005 10:53 AM

Hooray for you and Beth!
Hooray for baby cactus!
Hooray for bringing more Democrats in to the world! :-)

Posted by: Honor at January 19, 2005 11:03 AM

After many tests
Plastic cup and some bad porn
Beth is pregnant, yay!!!

I wanted to be the first to congratulate you via haiku!!!

Welcome to the club!!!!

Posted by: Amy at January 19, 2005 11:10 AM

I'm late to this party, but wanted to say congratulations! It's wonderful news and I'm so happy for you.

Posted by: Monica at January 19, 2005 11:10 AM

By way of Chepooka - CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

Wishing you all the best for you and your baby!

I am guessing ummm Sept 4, 2005 - nice of you to plan around my birthday!

Posted by: Viki Anderson at January 19, 2005 11:22 AM

ohmigod! yay for you guys! that's such wonderful news. you two will make great parents :)

Posted by: laura at January 19, 2005 11:23 AM

WOOOO HOOO!!!!

We finally get to find out what happens when you cross a cactus with a fish!

Congrats!

Posted by: Elizabeth at January 19, 2005 1:23 PM

OMG!!! I missed this yesterday, but congrats, congrats, congrats!!!!

Posted by: Heather at January 19, 2005 2:53 PM

Oh Awesome! Congrats, that's fabulous news!

Posted by: Jaded Angel at January 19, 2005 3:30 PM

Congrats, you two craaaaazy kids!!!

Posted by: Lachlan at January 19, 2005 3:38 PM

Happy Pregnancy! However belated my wishes may be, I still mean it...that's some awesome news!

Posted by: Lizt at January 19, 2005 4:20 PM

Congratulations!!!! I can't wait to see what you write about your first diaper changing experience.

Posted by: ann marie at January 19, 2005 4:41 PM

that is so exciting! i got the update email from beth in my email inbox or whatever to her site, and i was like, "NO WAY! WOW! YAY!" i'm so happy for you two :)

Posted by: tiffanie at January 19, 2005 4:59 PM

OK, I'm the last to know. Congratulations! You're in for some exciting and tiring times.

Posted by: jen at January 19, 2005 6:10 PM

I can't resist saying congratulations! I've been blurking from time to time, but now I have to out myself to say congrats! That is very cool. =)

Posted by: ms.quilty at January 19, 2005 6:55 PM

Awwww... I swear to God I was just thinking about you guys getting knocked up this morning, and hoping for you and thinking good thoughts. Now I'm all excited for you!

YAY!!

Posted by: Iki at January 19, 2005 7:27 PM

I already congratulated Beth, but man, oh, man, this is awesome news. I seriously cannot imagine a better pair of bloggers for this to happen to.

Congratulations!!

Posted by: DeAnn at January 20, 2005 2:41 AM

I am so new around here, but I just wanted to say this is the coolest. Congratulations!

Posted by: Keri at January 20, 2005 2:59 AM

Sending you shiny thoughts and good wishes. You are blessed beyond your wildest dreams -There's NO greater gift in the world than a child.

Posted by: Linda at January 20, 2005 5:34 PM

Where the hell was I went you posted this? Oh yeah I've been busy at work and haven't been around to read my favs. OMG I'm so speechless.

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S ! ! !

So happy for both of you!

Posted by: Swt GA HunnyB at January 21, 2005 2:16 PM

A few days late & many dollars short, but I just wanted to send congrats to the both of you.

Get some sleep while you still can ;)

Posted by: Jay at January 22, 2005 12:37 PM

that is so awesome!! ahhh! i'm so happy for you guys! i read your latest post (yeah im kinda late on posting THIS comment) and was like, "wait.. beth's pregnant?!" so i scroll down and come to this and yeah: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

good luck you guys!!!

Posted by: Maureen at January 22, 2005 4:20 PM

omg congrats!!!!!!!

Posted by: Rachel in AZ at January 25, 2005 2:07 AM

I am very late in saying this but CONGRATUALATIONS CHRIS & BETH!!! I am so very happy for you! All the best to you and your baby. And that picture? Priceless.

Posted by: Pink Sun Drops at January 25, 2005 4:51 PM

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You and Beth are going to be amazing parents. :)

Posted by: Lisa at January 28, 2005 11:40 AM


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