March 23, 2005

Limited Time Only

This week, I'll be writing a check...a check that you made possible. That's right! By picking up some wicked, rad and totally gnarly Rude Cactus merchandise you have essentially written a nice three-figure check to charity. And you've gotten some damn fine swag (if I do say so myself).

Wait! Did I hear a voice in the back? You...yes, you. You say you haven't picked up anything and you don't know how? Why, that's simple, friend. Follow these simple instructions and you'll be well on your way to making a charitable gift, getting some quality Rude Cactus gear and winning that Nobel prize you've been eyeing. Okay, I can't make any promises about that last thing...

1. Step on the information superhighway and set the controls for the Rude Cactus Swagmart!
2. Wander the wide, brightly lit aisles (in the virtual sense, of course) and choose from our wide array of fine merchandise.
3. Buy something. Part with some hard-earned cash for a good cause.
4. Go about your normal life with the knowledge that you've contributed to the greater good and maybe even won a Nobel prize! A member of our fine postal department will have your order to you as soon as possible.

Act now...the popular "Zero Tolerance For Asshats" design will be gone after April 15th! And a sincere thanks to all of you who've already picked something up. I appreciate it and I'm sure the American Red Cross will as well. You, as always, rock!

Posted by Chris at March 23, 2005 5:53 PM
Comments

i DO like those baseball jersey type shirts with the 3/4 sleeves....

Posted by: jodi at March 23, 2005 6:24 PM

You sold Snake Venom Cure All from the back of a buckboard in a past reincarnation, didn't you? Congratulations to you and to all the contributors!

Posted by: etherian at March 23, 2005 7:50 PM

Can I just say that I'm highly insulted that I don't see my name/link on your "Friends" blogroll??? ;)

Posted by: Jessa at March 23, 2005 8:00 PM

I think that's awesome that you did it! Keep going, Mr. Cactus, the world is a better place for it!

Posted by: alektra at March 23, 2005 10:42 PM

Do you have something that says "Republicans love Rude Cactus"?

Posted by: Jon in Michigan at March 24, 2005 10:09 AM

Hmmm. I kind of like the "putting the suck in succulent!" slogan, too.

Any chance of seeing that on RC swag?

Posted by: Alison at March 24, 2005 1:04 PM

I have no idea why but my tank seems to attract all kinds of drunk asshats when I go to Dave & Buster's. lol Thanks for putting that up for such a worthy cause Chris.:)

Posted by: groovebunny at March 24, 2005 1:37 PM

My day just isn't started out right if I don't have my java from my "zero tolerance for asshats" mug...brilliant concept, rudecactus. All the better that it's for a wonderful cause.

Posted by: Junkie at March 24, 2005 3:41 PM

*salute*

Posted by: Stacey at March 25, 2005 12:41 AM

I wanted to order a t-shirt, but then I found out that you can only pay by credit card. I don't have a credit card (in Holland that's something only filthy rich people have).
Would you mind if I steal the design and print a shirt of my own? I promise I'll donate money to a charity as well (even though I think that spreading the Rude Cactus word around Europe is a good cause itself).

Posted by: Romy at March 26, 2005 4:58 PM


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