April 18, 2005

The Burping Cat

Excuse me. While I in no way want to spoil the mood of that last post (no, not the one of me shooting you all the middle finger although that wasn't directed at you, I swear), I have to share something. As I'm sitting here trying to catch up on my blogrolls, my cat, delicate flower that she is, is sitting here burping repeatedly. And its really loud. She weighs nine pounds! Sounds as loud as these are some perversion of the laws that govern reality.

Sorry...back to what you were doing...

Posted by Chris at April 18, 2005 6:41 PM

Wow! Now that is talent. Maybe you can get her to do it on command and bring her on David Letterman's stupid pet tricks.

Posted by: Nicole at April 18, 2005 8:38 PM

I strongly suggest you put her out-NOW- before she pukes on your keyboard. That's the cat early warning system.

Posted by: vicki at April 18, 2005 9:09 PM

sure. blame it on the cat.

Posted by: jodi at April 18, 2005 9:14 PM

Boy I hope she didn't gack up a hair ball after the burps!

Posted by: Gypsy at April 18, 2005 9:57 PM

What the hell are you feeding the cat?!

Posted by: annie at April 19, 2005 12:12 AM

Burping is not a crime. And as for stupid pet trick, I could be on Letterman. I burp if you rub my stomach. Well, not YOU. My hubby can do it, and now our circle of friends can rub my belly too. Try rubbing your cat's belly when she burps and see if you could Pavlov her the way my hubby did to me.


Posted by: oakley at April 19, 2005 12:42 AM

And you didn't audioblog this???

Posted by: etherian at April 19, 2005 3:37 AM

Cat burping....always something new at Casa Cactus!
At least it's coming from the front end of the cat. Now, I'm not sure about your cat but air from the insides of my cats smell just horrid coming from either end.

Posted by: Geezitron at April 19, 2005 7:55 AM

Do they have the special kitty breath smell? I adore our, but when they yawn in my lap, i always wonder if we should change thier diet.

Posted by: Autumn at April 19, 2005 8:11 AM

My cats could knock a buzzard off of a shitwagon from 100 yards, I swear. I have 3 cats. One gacks hairballs everywhere..One farts, a lot. And always when she is either behind your head on the back of the couch, or in your lap. And the other kills lizards like they are goin' out of style, and has the worst breath of any creature on this Earth. He just recently had a cleaning too..Vet said hes as healthy as can be.

I feed them well...no cheap cat foods ever. But man are they stinky.


Posted by: jen at April 19, 2005 8:59 AM

I've never experienced a burpy cat. Did you get it on tape? I'd be glad that she wasn't being a pukey cat, myself.

Posted by: Dawnie at April 19, 2005 11:22 AM

All you got was burping? I got turd vomit. See today's post for an explanation... or don't. Turd vomit is not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: Gweny at April 19, 2005 12:20 PM

You really shouldn't let your cats drink coca cola. Light or regular.

Posted by: Sweety at April 19, 2005 12:22 PM

My cat burps all the time. But I'm pretty sure it's because he wolfs his food down too quickly. He only gets dry food, A) because he's a fat-ass, B) he's less smelly now.

Posted by: Anne at April 19, 2005 1:35 PM

my girl cat is prob 8-9 lbs, and my boy cat is 27 lbs, oops...typo, i meant to say 17lbs. kittiesRcute!!

Posted by: lizabetty at April 19, 2005 3:09 PM

Wow! Do cats really burp??? I don't have a cat, so I wouldn't know.

Posted by: ava at April 19, 2005 6:18 PM