July 11, 2005
Haiku For Monday #87
This week, its your turn.
'Ku in comments, show off mad
Five-seven-five skillz.
Come on, really. It'll be fun. Look, I'll start.
Morning. Spam greets me.
My penis size is fine and
I don't need stock tips.
I wake up early
Filled with anticipation
My lover is here.
peanut butter love
the muffin of the english
makes happy belly
It's Monday morning.
I don't want to be here. Real
joy to work with, me.
Mondays really suck.
Need so very much more sleep.
Where is my aspirin?
Es este instante,
donde te sueño y pienso,
un tiempo de luces.
Vacation over.
Ugh. Going back to work sucks.
But guest-bloggers rocked!
sunday at the beach
careless mah belly I was
fried dough belly ouch
obsessed with haikus
rudecactus i blame for this
work will suffer so
I still have no job,
but housechores are getting done.
Wish me luck this week!
there once was a girl name loo
she stalked a site of haiku
she did no work
for all she did lurk
its a stretch i know so fu!
Gladly I awoke
To face the coming day, 'cause
Rove is going DOWN...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8525978/site/newsweek/
Posted by: Jason at July 11, 2005 10:48 AMViolet Beauregarde,
You ain't got nothing on me.
(except the purple)
I have a theory on men who mention stock tips and penis in haiku format. But I'll keep it to myself.
I won $20 for a haiku I wrote about a co-worker. Or was that a limmerick. I forget. Too early on Monday.
Posted by: Grace at July 11, 2005 11:28 AMChris comes home today
I'm not sure what can be said
Feeling lots of dread
Haiku requires thought
But I don't have it to spare
Hence the real lame 'ku
My doctor sucks ass
Mandatory parties I hate
Will this day end soon?
Your haiku talent
I don't think I can match it
Hey look! I did it!
:) A bit weak but what do you expect for 4 hours of sleep...I had a barfing girlie last night/this morning...Wow do you have so much in store for you! Can you feel the envy? :) ahahahaha
Happy Monday Handsome!
Posted by: Kate at July 11, 2005 12:11 PM
Bosses suck
Can’t stand the bullshit
Need a break
God, What a HUGE dork!
Ku’d with 3-5-3 pattern
REALLY need a break!!
two short days away
returning, what do i find?
shit happened. uh oh.
Haiku #1:
tried my hand at golf
lots of fun for a weekend
would like to go back
Haiku #2:
mondays are no good
especially with no sleep
stupid adult life
you'd think that life as
an astronaut would be so
much more fulfilling.
My email's still fried.
I'm hyperventilating.
Hate feeling cut off.
Way too much caffeine.
I'm hyperventilating.
Stole that line from Chris.
Monday has sucked all
original thoughts from my
brain. Greedy bastard.
Parenthood looms large
A belly near to bursting
Anticipation
Karl Rove, what a twat.
Karl Rove can eat my fat turds!
Dude. I hate Karl Rove.
Could we please not have
penis and tips printed in
the same damn haiku?
Monday morning nap ...
Think I'll post a comment now
But wait, it's Tuesday.
Terror shakes the land
Vengeance rears its ugly head
Death its bloody curse
on a russian ship
last night, i drank snake vodka
and ate cantelope
