July 11, 2005

Haiku For Monday #87

This week, its your turn.
'Ku in comments, show off mad
Five-seven-five skillz.

Come on, really. It'll be fun. Look, I'll start.

Morning. Spam greets me.
My penis size is fine and
I don't need stock tips.

Posted by Chris at July 11, 2005 7:21 AM
Comments

I wake up early
Filled with anticipation
My lover is here.

Posted by: Alison at July 11, 2005 7:58 AM

peanut butter love
the muffin of the english
makes happy belly

Posted by: Krista at July 11, 2005 8:37 AM

It's Monday morning.
I don't want to be here. Real
joy to work with, me.

Posted by: Fraulein N at July 11, 2005 9:40 AM

Mondays really suck.
Need so very much more sleep.
Where is my aspirin?

Posted by: Queen of Ass at July 11, 2005 9:55 AM

Es este instante,
donde te sueño y pienso,
un tiempo de luces.

Posted by: ava at July 11, 2005 10:24 AM

Vacation over.
Ugh. Going back to work sucks.
But guest-bloggers rocked!

Posted by: mooalex at July 11, 2005 10:35 AM

sunday at the beach
careless mah belly I was
fried dough belly ouch

Posted by: Krista at July 11, 2005 10:37 AM

obsessed with haikus
rudecactus i blame for this
work will suffer so

Posted by: Krista at July 11, 2005 10:39 AM

I still have no job,
but housechores are getting done.
Wish me luck this week!

Posted by: kitty at July 11, 2005 10:39 AM

there once was a girl name loo
she stalked a site of haiku
she did no work
for all she did lurk
its a stretch i know so fu!

Posted by: Krista at July 11, 2005 10:41 AM

Gladly I awoke
To face the coming day, 'cause
Rove is going DOWN...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8525978/site/newsweek/

Posted by: Jason at July 11, 2005 10:48 AM

Violet Beauregarde,
You ain't got nothing on me.
(except the purple)

Posted by: A.K. at July 11, 2005 10:50 AM

I have a theory on men who mention stock tips and penis in haiku format. But I'll keep it to myself.

I won $20 for a haiku I wrote about a co-worker. Or was that a limmerick. I forget. Too early on Monday.

Posted by: Grace at July 11, 2005 11:28 AM

Chris comes home today
I'm not sure what can be said
Feeling lots of dread

Posted by: amy at July 11, 2005 11:47 AM

Haiku requires thought
But I don't have it to spare
Hence the real lame 'ku

Posted by: Heather at July 11, 2005 12:10 PM

My doctor sucks ass
Mandatory parties I hate
Will this day end soon?

Posted by: Dooneybug at July 11, 2005 12:11 PM

Your haiku talent
I don't think I can match it
Hey look! I did it!

:) A bit weak but what do you expect for 4 hours of sleep...I had a barfing girlie last night/this morning...Wow do you have so much in store for you! Can you feel the envy? :) ahahahaha

Happy Monday Handsome!

Posted by: Kate at July 11, 2005 12:11 PM


Bosses suck
Can’t stand the bullshit
Need a break

Posted by: zanie at July 11, 2005 12:49 PM

God, What a HUGE dork!
Ku’d with 3-5-3 pattern
REALLY need a break!!

Posted by: zanie at July 11, 2005 12:52 PM

two short days away
returning, what do i find?
shit happened. uh oh.

Posted by: Jen at July 11, 2005 1:45 PM

Haiku #1:
tried my hand at golf
lots of fun for a weekend
would like to go back

Haiku #2:
mondays are no good
especially with no sleep
stupid adult life

Posted by: Judy at July 11, 2005 2:43 PM

you'd think that life as
an astronaut would be so
much more fulfilling.

Posted by: Kimli at July 11, 2005 3:32 PM

My email's still fried.
I'm hyperventilating.
Hate feeling cut off.

Posted by: Chris at July 11, 2005 3:35 PM

Way too much caffeine.
I'm hyperventilating.
Stole that line from Chris.


Monday has sucked all
original thoughts from my
brain. Greedy bastard.

Posted by: SpaceCase at July 11, 2005 3:45 PM

Parenthood looms large
A belly near to bursting
Anticipation

Posted by: Linda at July 11, 2005 5:38 PM

Karl Rove, what a twat.
Karl Rove can eat my fat turds!
Dude. I hate Karl Rove.

Posted by: Chepooka at July 11, 2005 8:26 PM

Could we please not have
penis and tips printed in
the same damn haiku?

Posted by: bhd at July 11, 2005 9:16 PM

Monday morning nap ...
Think I'll post a comment now
But wait, it's Tuesday.

Posted by: Eric at July 12, 2005 11:50 AM

Terror shakes the land
Vengeance rears its ugly head
Death its bloody curse

Posted by: Blue at July 12, 2005 12:34 PM

on a russian ship
last night, i drank snake vodka
and ate cantelope

Posted by: steph d at July 12, 2005 5:18 PM


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