August 29, 2005

Haiku For Monday #93

I'd almost rather
sacrifice my left nut than
be at work today.

Posted by Chris at August 29, 2005 6:56 AM

Wish I could have that same haiku... but I can go the route of a different body part.

Giving my left breast
Would be easier than work
On a Monday morn.

Posted by: ironic1 at August 29, 2005 7:37 AM

(All breasts, sacrificed for a day off, should be sent directly to me.)


The key to your prose
is emphasizing "almost"
I will worry not.

Blog on!

Posted by: Sam at August 29, 2005 8:09 AM

Kinda drastic, wouldn't you say?

Posted by: Angelia at August 29, 2005 8:40 AM

why the left one? is there something special about it or is it the less desirable one? is there something about it that makes it more appropriate for sacrifice?

Posted by: monique at August 29, 2005 9:05 AM

I feel the same way... although I don't think I could sacrafice QUITE the same as you... but I would give up something REALLY important to not be here, we have no A/C today!! Its currently 86 in my office...

Posted by: stephanie at August 29, 2005 9:06 AM

DAMN Baby that is one hell of a testimony (testi... hehe I am a pathetic inner 3 year old controled being) to the start of your Monday.

Posted by: stinkerbell at August 29, 2005 11:28 AM

Me too! I am ready to kill everyone with my planner.

Posted by: Rhonda at August 29, 2005 12:22 PM

Well, that is, if I had a left nut to give. Let's say left breast and we'll call it even.

Posted by: Rhonda at August 29, 2005 12:23 PM

Twenty miles to work,
One hour 15 minutes.
OC can suck it.

Posted by: Ms. Q at August 29, 2005 12:26 PM

Ten jiggers vodka
i put it in mah belly
still need to recoup

Posted by: Krista at August 29, 2005 12:30 PM

I would TOTALLY sacrifice your left nut to not be here today.

Posted by: kalisah at August 29, 2005 3:32 PM

Here's my AFTER-work haiku:

Damn ankle-biters
Fill the halls with much damn noise
Has June arrived yet?

Posted by: ironic1 at August 29, 2005 5:32 PM

HAs ebay banned nut auctions, and do they go with holy mary toast.
HAHAHAH hey I just thought of something my mini said this weekend. Why does toast sound like toes.

Posted by: shaners at August 29, 2005 6:32 PM

Hahaha! Surely Mondays can't be THAT bad? ;)

Posted by: Sweety at August 30, 2005 3:32 PM