November 16, 2005
Search String Madness!!
It's Hump Day and I've got a sum total of precisely nothing up my sleeve this morning. And a pile of paper sitting on my desk I have to go through. So, I'll play the search string card once again. Without further, or actually any, ado, here are some of the latest search strings from he site.
Wearing black dress socks with sandals. As with the rest of the world, it appears that people on the Internetwebosphere have no fashion sense. And are sick!
Jeff Probst penis. "Wow, I wanted the immunity idol but never pictured it going down like this."
Scary dead bodies. As opposed to all those happy, joyful dead bodies?
Boy Wonder I love you. "And I love you too, Caped Crusader." Let the superhero lovin' begin.
White elephant or dirty Santa. It's that time of year again. Time for holiday themed sex acts.
Does Suzanne Somers care about her fans or is she just interested in making money? Well, all that plastic surgery costs a lot.
I went to a sorority party. Bully for you!
Ambidextrous double jointed illness. You can write with both hands? You sick fuck!
Funny mimes. That's an oxymoron, right?
Stylish fannie packs. See funny mimes.
Damn you fucking cat. An outtake from the little know Charleton Heston flick, Planet of The Cats.
Smell Bob Barker's socks. Look, I don't want to tell people how to live their lives but I think a good game of Hole In One or Plinko would be more rewarding. And a hell of a lot less disgusting.
Robert Plant pantless. Talk about your led zeppelin...
Scientology commemorative coin. "Okay, you call it. If it's Tom, the shirts have possession first. Katie, and the skins get the ball."
Gun turds. Also referred to as bullets.
What to do with your dead hooker. I think you've done enough. Check your warranty and return at the place of purchase.
Bow chicken bow bow songs. Ahhh, the favored style of music for the ever-popular chicken on dog porn.
Posted by Chris at November 16, 2005 7:40 AM
Isn't it hard to believe that it is Thanksgiving already? I know what you mean about a long day at work and having nothing to write about... at least crazy searchs provide it for you.
you make me wanna delete my robots.txt file from the server. i don't allow any of my sites save the main one to be indexed, but whenever you post the search strings, i get such a giggle out of them that i want strings of my own.
I almost wrote a similar post, 'cause I had some doozies in my search strings!
I'm wearing black socks and brown clogs...does that mean I have horrible fashion sense as well? I really don't put a whole lot of thought into coordinating socks and shoes...plus no one sees my feet, they're always under my desk!!
"And I love you too, Caped Crusader." Hee! Batman HoYay jokes never get old.
I'd much rather take Plinko or the Showcase Showdown or (gasp) spinning the wheel (on my top 10 list of things to do before I die) than smell Bob Barker's socks. I wouldn't want to be that close to that pervert, anyhow!
I'd be careful about writing "penis" and "going down" on the same line. I had to re-read that one!!! LOL
i have such boring search strings. the popular one has been "the black keys" and they're from people looking for images/graphics to use as their myspace backgrounds. grr!
Stylish fannie packs? Man, do these people know you!!!
If I do a search for "spewing coffee out of my nose onto my computer screen", will Rude Cactus come up? Because that is usually what happens when I read your blog.
You so funny. Actually, humanity is pretty funny but, somehow, I don't think they mean to be!
As always, I am amazed. The dead hooker response was awesome. LOL
i have very strict rules about what kind of socks can be worn with what kind of shoes. maybe i should document these rules, then people googling for guidance will get the help they need. not that you didn't just answer that particular question appropriately.
LOL!! These always crack me up.
The last one made me snicker. A lot. That is hilarious.
The first one I've seen, Black dress with sandals. It's worse when it's a guy!! One dude I used to call Birkenstock man.
Can you believe someone found my site by searching, "jedi rape"? How rude!!!
I can write with both hands as well...does that make meeeee I sick fuck as well? I hope. :)
Your readers are some sick fucks.
Hehe. QoA raises a very valid point. Also, porn music. Haha. I make fake porn music noises far too often.
okay...laughing my ass off. there are some seriously sick, sick people out there.
I'm gonna need a minute on the Jeff Probst penis one... whew.
always entertaining! :hug:
If they were going to make a porno starring Jeff Probst would he be renamed Jeff Probe?
Hilarious as always! :):)
hee hee...I especially like
"Funny mimes. That's an oxymoron, right?
Stylish fannie packs. See funny mimes."
And Gun Turds = bullets
ohmigod... can't stop laughing... that last one... killed me!
I just about died over your super heros comment...
I am on the brink man... on the brink!
Hat tip to you. Thanks for the idea. lgp