January 24, 2006

Google This!

I'm a little behind on a couple of things. Pardon the brain dump.

WifeSwap. You know the show, right? Mismatched families trade moms, the results of which make for wonderfully cringe-worthy television? Ever wanted to be on it? As I was watching it last night (insert spooky Twilight Zone music here) I got a message from their PR folks. So, if you want to be on, let me know. I can hook you up.

I love spam. I know, that's kinda strange but then again, well, look who you're talking to reading. Some spam is great. Especially badly written spam...especially badly written spam that's trying to sell you things that should be written well. I give you the following, from my dear friend Johnnie Brock entitled "In The Heart Of Your Business":
Corporate image can say a lot of things about your company. Contemporary rhythm of life is too dynamic. Sometimes it takes only several seconds for your company to be remembered or to be lost among competitors. Get your loqo, business stationery or website done riqht now!

Fast turnaround: you wiIl see severaI logo variants in three business days. Satisfaction guaranteed: we provide unlimited amount of changes; you can be sure: it wiIl meet your needs and fit your business. Flexible discounts: Iogo improvement, additionaI formats ,bulk orders ,special packages. Creative design for competitive price: have a look at it right now!

Sure, I'll admit my contemporary rhythm of life is fast (whatever the hell that means) but I really like my loqo and don't feel the need to change my Ioqo. At least I can have severaI variants done riqht now. If you want Johnnie's services for your Ioqo, just let me know. I'll send you the address.

Due to recent developments, I'd like to encourage each and every one of you to Google "fuck you Dubya" several times a day.

That is all. Good day to you.

Posted by Chris at January 24, 2006 7:27 AM

Now I totally want some of the cafe press stuff that comes up as the first link there. I went to .com instead of my usual .ca, just to make sure he gets the message.

Posted by: Heather at January 24, 2006 7:48 AM

So I googled "fuck you dubya" and it asked, "Did you mean 'fuck you dumb'?" That's totally my new line.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 24, 2006 8:22 AM

Could it be that wifeswap had so few viewers that they decided to email each and every one of them? Or is this somehow tied into Dubya's spying and he is joining forces with the networks for real direct marketing?

Posted by: Mike at January 24, 2006 8:45 AM

hmmmm. i will do my bit and google that phrase every time i take a coffee break. (which today, might be numerous as i am mourning the results of the canadian election and am finding it harder than usual to concentrate. fuck you too, stephen harper...)

Posted by: suze at January 24, 2006 9:05 AM

Chris, you so loqo, man.

Posted by: Fraulein N at January 24, 2006 9:31 AM

Very comical. LOVED this post. This is all such a pet peeve of mine as well. I expect my 12 yr old to spell words incorrectly from time to time. Spell check!
Sure, I will send my "fuck you dubyas", and while I am at it "fuck you ice" (that is for the terrible drive into work this a.m.)

Posted by: Jamie at January 24, 2006 9:38 AM

Damn, I should have thought of this :)


Posted by: Liz at January 24, 2006 9:50 AM

OMG -- go read Dad Gone Mad's site -- he got the same phone call from the trolling PR people for Wife Swap.

So, blogging is the new network strategy for mining "talent"? Oh, my.

Posted by: Pammer at January 24, 2006 9:57 AM

Shall google away!

Posted by: Heather at January 24, 2006 9:59 AM

My car so totally needed a new sticker and I found just the one at the Officious White House Gift Shop. I may pick up a new Iogo while I'm at it too...

Posted by: Amy at January 24, 2006 10:10 AM

At least Johnnie Brock spelled stationery the right way.

Gah! One of these days I might actually STOP being an English teacher.

Posted by: Alison at January 24, 2006 10:16 AM

Oooh, I will google "fuck you dubya"! I love that idea.

Posted by: Carrie Jo at January 24, 2006 10:35 AM

weird...I watched the end of Wife Swap last night and I had never seen it before!!! That show is horrible and sad. I need to get on it.

Of course, i am KIDDING.

The only reality show I would even consider applying for is Amazing Race.

And The Bachelor.


Posted by: melati at January 24, 2006 10:39 AM

That is interesting about the "Wife Swap" show contacting you. I've never seen the show, but it might not be so bad if would could pick you *new* wife. Maybe pick some great chef and have her freeze enough dinners for you and Beth for the next year. That might not be too bad.

Posted by: Isabel at January 24, 2006 11:20 AM

Ugh, Wife Swap scares the bejeebers out of me. Where do they FIND those people!?

I CAN'T WAIT to see the results of this Google search....

Posted by: Julie at January 24, 2006 1:08 PM

I Google that a couple dozen times a day anyway, but I'll bump it up a notch for the occasion.

Posted by: Lisa at January 24, 2006 1:11 PM

I stole your FUW link... but gave you credit. Thanks for a good laugh!

Posted by: laura at January 24, 2006 1:12 PM

Regarding the Google story...thank goodness that the Bush administration has nothing better to do than worry about porn laws. I mean, it's not like soldiers are dying, children are going hungry, homeless people are remaining homeless, jobs are being lost, and people are going without health care due to cost, right?

It's good to have priorities. Sheesh.

Posted by: Tania at January 24, 2006 1:47 PM

I think I'll have to wait till I get home to do the Google search. Seeing as my computer screen faces the Pres and VP's offices and I don't want to lose my job and all...

That Wife Swap thing is creepy though. Both the show and the fact that they called you.

Posted by: Kitty at January 24, 2006 3:38 PM

I got a spam the other day with the subject "you'll have so much cum you'll flood the downstairs neighbors!"

Who WANTS that?

Posted by: Dawn (webmiztris) at January 24, 2006 9:50 PM

LOL "fuck you Dubya". Too funny!

Posted by: Sweety at January 25, 2006 1:20 AM

As I typed "fuck you Dubya" (with the quotes) into Google and hit the key, I wondered if this blog entry would show up.

Sure enough, you're the proud owner of the 4th spot on "fuck you Dubya" searches. Truly a title to be proud of.

And regarding that article you linked, I guess this means you win that conversation about the relative merits of warrantless FBI wiretapping. Hats off.

On the topic of spam, I sadly started getting my first spam emails since the opening of my cablelan account after entering my address in either your or your wife's blog site. Don't worry, it was inevitable... but I had a good record going! =(

Posted by: Gavin at January 26, 2006 3:35 AM

do you have to actually be a wife to be on wifeswap? I have a roommate and a cat...does that count?

Posted by: laura at January 26, 2006 2:39 PM

could you please take me off of your list, I simply don't have time to read everything I'd like to everyday.

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