March 4, 2006
Where Bad Puns Go To Die
The three of us went grocery shopping a little while ago armed with a new padded contraption designed to make a comfortable seat for Mia in the cart. While waiting in line to check out...
Beth (to Mia): So, was the seat comfortable? Looks like you had fun except for the fact that you leaned to the right the whole time.
Me (to Beth): Well, Mia knows that every good shopper has a list.
no comment. :)
Posted by: brianna at March 4, 2006 4:57 PMEveryone knows a bun is the lowest form of wheat.
There is no such thing as a bad pun. I love them all.
Posted by: ann adams at March 4, 2006 5:11 PMsheesh, i almost never get your jokes. :(
Posted by: RzDrms at March 4, 2006 6:09 PMDid you purchase a nice LEAN cut of meat? :-P
Posted by: JuJu's Mom Linda at March 4, 2006 6:35 PMThat made me laugh out loud!
Posted by: donna at March 4, 2006 6:36 PMActually, that was rather quick of you. Hideous, but quick.
Posted by: Gavin at March 4, 2006 7:10 PMooph. im a sucker for bad puns so you most def got a chuckle out of me.
Posted by: patricia at March 4, 2006 9:19 PMOMG... that would have had me on the floor in the grocery store, cracking up loudly. I sure hope Beth has more control than me. LOL
Posted by: ironic1 at March 4, 2006 9:44 PMOuch. Clever, but ugly.
Posted by: Sarah at March 4, 2006 10:16 PMOuch. Clever, but ugly.
Posted by: Sarah at March 4, 2006 10:16 PMba-dum, chhhhh
Posted by: kalisah at March 4, 2006 10:24 PM*groans*
Next time put a visor on her sideways, a large gold chain and pull one of her pant legs up. Let her pimp that cart.
Posted by: statia at March 5, 2006 12:38 AMGood one! Much better than the time hubby and I were passing by a field with goats in it and I suggested we buy one so our children could have a kid brother.
God got me back for that one. Roughly 9 1/2 months later, their actual kid brother was born.
Posted by: Contary at March 5, 2006 2:45 AMLOL @ Contary. I do love little ironies like that.
Chris, you're jokes are so bad, how could I not adore them? That's just great.
I weep for the citizens out there who DON'T know that "list" has more than one meaning.
Posted by: wordgirl at March 5, 2006 11:17 AMAfter two drinks, I tend to list to the left. At least Mia is headed in the RIGHT direction!
Posted by: Jaycie at March 5, 2006 2:06 PMYou're very punny!
Posted by: wendy at March 5, 2006 2:28 PMI don't get it. Is that dumb of me? On the cat flossing comment. My in-laws cat ate christmas tinsle once. Then they noticed that something shiny was hanging out of his butt a couple of days later.
Posted by: Bethany at March 5, 2006 3:54 PMOk, hubby explained it to me. I get it now.. Haha. I guess I needed to get it the first time to fully enjoy it:) But quick none the less
Posted by: Bethany at March 5, 2006 3:59 PMso an old man moves into a retirement home where they treat him very well. every day after lunch, he goes into the parlor to watch t.v. and every time he leans over in his armchair, a pleasant nurse comes in and props him back up.
at the end of the first week, the old man's daughter comes to visis and asks him how it's going:
he said, 'it's a great place and all, but they won't let me fart.'
(it's funnier when you can see me leaning and doing my old man voice.)
hahahaahhHAHAHAHAHA!
i get so much amusement out of puns that it's really quite frightening. that was awesome.
Posted by: meg at March 5, 2006 6:13 PMHeh heh. Good one.
Posted by: Alison at March 5, 2006 10:30 PMSome times you freaking kill me.
Posted by: Melissa at March 6, 2006 12:25 AMHideous and quick is right. I love it.
Posted by: Kristina at March 6, 2006 2:35 AMI understand the oatmeal isn't going over so big. Maybe she's asking for
Lean Cuisine
hee hee!
Posted by: Vaguely Urban at March 6, 2006 2:35 AM
