March 4, 2006

Where Bad Puns Go To Die

The three of us went grocery shopping a little while ago armed with a new padded contraption designed to make a comfortable seat for Mia in the cart. While waiting in line to check out...

Beth (to Mia): So, was the seat comfortable? Looks like you had fun except for the fact that you leaned to the right the whole time.
Me (to Beth): Well, Mia knows that every good shopper has a list.

Posted by Chris at March 4, 2006 4:45 PM
Comments

no comment. :)

Posted by: brianna at March 4, 2006 4:57 PM

Everyone knows a bun is the lowest form of wheat.

There is no such thing as a bad pun. I love them all.

Posted by: ann adams at March 4, 2006 5:11 PM

sheesh, i almost never get your jokes. :(

Posted by: RzDrms at March 4, 2006 6:09 PM

Did you purchase a nice LEAN cut of meat? :-P

Posted by: JuJu's Mom Linda at March 4, 2006 6:35 PM

That made me laugh out loud!

Posted by: donna at March 4, 2006 6:36 PM

Actually, that was rather quick of you. Hideous, but quick.

Posted by: Gavin at March 4, 2006 7:10 PM

ooph. im a sucker for bad puns so you most def got a chuckle out of me.

Posted by: patricia at March 4, 2006 9:19 PM

OMG... that would have had me on the floor in the grocery store, cracking up loudly. I sure hope Beth has more control than me. LOL

Posted by: ironic1 at March 4, 2006 9:44 PM

Ouch. Clever, but ugly.

Posted by: Sarah at March 4, 2006 10:16 PM

Ouch. Clever, but ugly.

Posted by: Sarah at March 4, 2006 10:16 PM

ba-dum, chhhhh

Posted by: kalisah at March 4, 2006 10:24 PM

*groans*

Next time put a visor on her sideways, a large gold chain and pull one of her pant legs up. Let her pimp that cart.

Posted by: statia at March 5, 2006 12:38 AM

Good one! Much better than the time hubby and I were passing by a field with goats in it and I suggested we buy one so our children could have a kid brother.

God got me back for that one. Roughly 9 1/2 months later, their actual kid brother was born.

Posted by: Contary at March 5, 2006 2:45 AM

LOL @ Contary. I do love little ironies like that.
Chris, you're jokes are so bad, how could I not adore them? That's just great.

Posted by: Heather at March 5, 2006 10:07 AM

I weep for the citizens out there who DON'T know that "list" has more than one meaning.

Posted by: wordgirl at March 5, 2006 11:17 AM

After two drinks, I tend to list to the left. At least Mia is headed in the RIGHT direction!

Posted by: Jaycie at March 5, 2006 2:06 PM

You're very punny!

Posted by: wendy at March 5, 2006 2:28 PM

I don't get it. Is that dumb of me? On the cat flossing comment. My in-laws cat ate christmas tinsle once. Then they noticed that something shiny was hanging out of his butt a couple of days later.

Posted by: Bethany at March 5, 2006 3:54 PM

Ok, hubby explained it to me. I get it now.. Haha. I guess I needed to get it the first time to fully enjoy it:) But quick none the less

Posted by: Bethany at March 5, 2006 3:59 PM

so an old man moves into a retirement home where they treat him very well. every day after lunch, he goes into the parlor to watch t.v. and every time he leans over in his armchair, a pleasant nurse comes in and props him back up.
at the end of the first week, the old man's daughter comes to visis and asks him how it's going:
he said, 'it's a great place and all, but they won't let me fart.'
(it's funnier when you can see me leaning and doing my old man voice.)

Posted by: kara at March 5, 2006 4:29 PM

hahahaahhHAHAHAHAHA!

i get so much amusement out of puns that it's really quite frightening. that was awesome.

Posted by: meg at March 5, 2006 6:13 PM

Heh heh. Good one.

Posted by: Alison at March 5, 2006 10:30 PM

Some times you freaking kill me.

Posted by: Melissa at March 6, 2006 12:25 AM

Hideous and quick is right. I love it.

Posted by: Kristina at March 6, 2006 2:35 AM

I understand the oatmeal isn't going over so big. Maybe she's asking for

Lean Cuisine

hee hee!

Posted by: Vaguely Urban at March 6, 2006 2:35 AM


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