Well done! That makes you the caulk of the walk!

I think all the clerks at Home Depot should have aprons that say Rock Out with Your Caulk Out. I, for one, am glad you didn't attempt Caulksucker.

You are either a very sick man or a very...er...yeah, sick man. LOL

How does your wife live with you?

I think caulk tease is my favorite by far. Too funny!

so glad you are you!!

I am without words!

So many caulks so early in the morning

Love it! We cant go to Home Depot without my husband turning all Beavis and Butthead when we pass the caulk aisle!

Beth is so lucky! She's got a man with caulking fantasies!

I know it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it!

OMG BRILLIANT - BRILLIANT!

;) wow. i'm wondering what shots didn't make the cut. i don't know why.

Oh God, I just snorted cereal all over my desk.

I demand that you come to my workplace with some Handi-Wipes right now.

hahahaha.
seriously, i'm totally still 12 years old. every time my husband says the word "caulk" i burst into hysterics.

Who says young parents don't have time for fun?

Only people who don't read this blog. You're insane, Chris, and truly awesome.

hahahahhahh... I'm so glad I'm still at home and haven't gone to work yet, because if people were there, i'd be getting strange looks. roflroflrofl.. :) caulk tease is my favorite, with caulk blocker at a very close second... lmao :) you rock.

I'm just jealous because you obviously get so much more caulk then I do.

Caulk tease rules!
How do you do these things with a straight face??

OMG. You are a goofball.

(Like I didn't already know that, but it just hit me hard this morning).

You. Are. Silly!!! Yay!

Dude, is that tan caulk? If so, where did you find it?!? 'Cause your kitchen tile looks the same color as ours, and "biscuit" still looks terrible...

ROFLOL...I wonder if coffee is bad for my keyboard. Oh by the way I now have chaulk envy!

Awesome. You are just too funny. Really. Did you take the pictures yourself or did Beth assist?

Awesome. You made my morning!

You crack me up. I'm not sure if I like caulk tease or your very serious caulk block face better, but they are all good stuff.

You caulk me up! I'm caulking my pants here laughing so hard.

Speechless.

Hehehe...you're funny.

You simply have too much time on your hands. Dying laughing at "rock out with your caulk out"

Man, Mia is sure going to get a laugh out of those pictures one day. BTW, are you growing your hair a little longer these days or do I just not see enough picture of your hair to know?

It looks like you had quite the fun with your caulk!! LOL

See, no, I *didn't* think anything of it...maybe because 'round these here parts we sort of pronounce the "l" in caulk? So I didn't get it? Until now, of course.

And now I'll never be able to get those images out of my head.

I used to work at a Home Depot in the paint department. I loved when the manly, redneck contractors would come to my desk and ask for the big, black caulk. This is not a joke! It REALLY happened! Frequently!

perfection.

Did you celebrate afterwards with a caulk-tail?

Did I mention that I wheeze when I laugh really hard? 'cause I am in dire need of an inhaler right now... rock out with your caulk out...TOO FUNNY!!!!

A talented wordsmith, indeed! Go to the head of the class!

We will not have you sit on the . . .

cuck·ing stool n
a punishment used in medieval times in which somebody was tied to a stool and pelted with rotting food

Tootles,
Anni :-)

Well done.

Oh my... that was way too funny! I had to try to not laugh out loud cause then I would have to explain to the annoying office mate what I was laughing at, and since she's as old as my mom (although not nearly as cool) I didn't think I would be able to. ROFL!

Thanks...

I still don't understand why your kitchen was leaking, or what it was leaking.

Generally speaking I'm okay with mysteries.

But this is just weird.

I don't even know what to say... very funny just doesn't do it (but it'll have to, cause I'm too sleepy to think of anything else)

That is so caulking funny !

I'm not ashamed to admit I sat here snickering while looking at the pictures.

Oh. My. God.

That was too effin' funny! I have no other words. However, I think you forgot one... 'caulksucker'

Too f*ing funny, Chris! I'm loving it!

(Oh my god, do I owe McFreakinDonald's money for saying that stupid sentence? I hate those commercials!)

Not Funny.....

I was going to rock out with my caulk out - but alas. I have no caulk.

But wait! Where's my favorite?! Caulk-sucker!

I usually reserve this title for my husband, but today, my friend? Today you earn the moniker of "semantics whore." Wear it with pride.

I loved that episode of SNL with the caulk. Especially the black caulk.

I think my favorite one is caulk tease.

Fucking hilarious!

LOL, You're so odd (in a humorous and endearing sort of way)! Now everybody's wondering why I'm sitting at my desk laughing out loud.

You crack me up!

OMG Chris..your caulk is sooo BIG!

*snort*

Fucking brilliant post man, just brilliant!!

I agree, very well done!

Lots of requests for the caulk-sucker up there.

Bring it on.

I think I might have had a joke, but the nine million people before me have said it all. I love the pictures though.

It's great to see pictures of you playing with your caulk!

I think you're just trying to distract us from the requests to wear Mia's sunglasses to work...

good try though. good laugh.

You're getting all caulky on us...

And the slow decent into baby induce insanity is complete

Caulk-a-doodle-doo!

you. are. such. a. BOY.

You have way too much fun with your camera! ;) LOVE IT! LOL!

Yup. You're weird. And just as twisted as me. Yay.

That is freakin' hilarious! :)

Hahahaha! I'm happy to see we (the FreezeM and I) are not the only looney's on this planet. Thanks for the laugh! And you look great in those pics, Beth's a lucky lady!

You are a crack up. I linked on your blog from another blog, blah blah blah. I continue to come back every few days to catch up. I think you are a riot!! Thanks for the laughs as it's been a horrible week for me and this is just the type of laughter needed.

See now here is the comic gold, lol! These are AWESOME!!! I love "Ballcaulk."

ROFLMAO.... I can't stop laughing. You're so creative. I would have never thought of all this, lol. God I'm lame, lol.. But enough about me... let's get back to you and your fabulous humor. Does this stuff just fall out of your head or do you have put in effort to come up with it? I'm better it all just pops out effortlessly.

The day you posted this I tried to load your page and I got a horrible trojan virus. I was too chicken shit to try again. So I totally missed out on the funnies! Those are brilliant dude. You are an evil genius.