Rude Cactus: Haiku For Monday #144

October 30, 2006

Haiku For Monday #144

Monday, cruel mistress.
Know what? Fuck off. I'm going
back to bed. Ha!

Posted by Chris at October 30, 2006 7:06 AM

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LUCKY. This return to standard time has totally hosed up my circadian rhythms. I was struggling to stay awake at 8:30 last night. Then I freaked out when it was already getting light at 6:30 this morning. You'd think this turn of events would no longer be surprising...

Posted by: Nicole at October 30, 2006 7:37 AM

REEEE-ROOOO. REEEE-ROOOO. Argh.
2-alarm fire at 5:30.
Monday is too cruel.

http://www.nbc10.com/news/10187868/detail.html

Posted by: Michelle at October 30, 2006 8:48 AM

I kept hitting snooze
Hot water ran out too soon
I miss my coffee

Posted by: Hope at October 30, 2006 10:12 AM

HA! That's what I did on Friday. Unfortuantely, that tends to make Monday Morning a bitch around here.

Posted by: akaBrandi at October 30, 2006 10:42 AM

The Cards won the World
Series! I'm sicker than a
dog, but I'm happy.

Posted by: Beth in StL at October 30, 2006 1:38 PM

Yay! Scored a new couch
Gotta love Ikea, right?
Mondays? Fine with me...

Posted by: Sassy at October 30, 2006 1:44 PM

Grandma is leaving
I'm alone with a toddler
No more sleep for me

Posted by: Annie at October 30, 2006 1:53 PM

You bum. I need more sleep, even with the extra hour. School sucks. Why am I doing this again?

Posted by: Heather at October 30, 2006 2:01 PM

What is with the HUGE
Fascination with the tooth
Brush. I don't get it.

(In honour of a little bedtime ritual involving ripping toothbrush out of wee hand and window-breaking temper tantrum....)

Posted by: Haley-O at October 30, 2006 8:22 PM

A wee bit late, I know, but here goes...

Damn, Monday went fast.
In fact, was it here at all?
Quite the enigma.

Posted by: ironic1 at October 31, 2006 9:06 PM