Rude Cactus: Haiku For Monday #149

December 4, 2006

Weekend, where art thou?
Like a cheap hooker, she ran
into the cold night.

Posted by Chris at December 4, 2006 7:23 AM

Comments

A paper to write.
I need more time! But I slacked.
Maybe a sick day? (*cough*)

Posted by: Michelle at December 4, 2006 8:48 AM

http://www.threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_are_easy_but#top
You need this. NOT that I'm dissing your haikus, my friend! But refrigerator? Good stuff. Peace.

Posted by: Lilymane at December 4, 2006 11:29 AM

Rain, ice, sleet, then snow.
I'm ready for this week just
for the weather change.

Posted by: Beth in StL at December 4, 2006 1:32 PM

Free lunch on Monday
What could be better I ask
Perhaps some coffee.

I too was going to suggest the refrigerator shirt.

Posted by: Hannah at December 4, 2006 1:46 PM

This, is quite possibly, your best Haiku. I actually laughed OUT LOUD. Glad no one was around to hear it...

Posted by: VirgoJen at December 4, 2006 3:37 PM

Monday morn: easy.
Afternoon? Not so easy.
Need a vacation.

Posted by: ironic1 at December 4, 2006 9:32 PM

Happy Birthday to
You. Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday, Chris!

Glad you had such a good one. :)

Posted by: Haley-O at December 5, 2006 12:08 AM

Like some old boyfriends
The weekend "came" too quickly
But not on my shoes

(Thank God)

Posted by: Tink at December 5, 2006 4:48 PM