February 13, 2007
The Missing Ku
Anyone notice
something funky around here?
Huh? Bueller? Bueller?
Yep, I'm soooo busted.
I forgot yesterday's ku.
Plenty of reasons:
Monday? Shittastic!
The Man bent me over from
morning 'till night. Ouch.
Momentarily
derailed my train of thought. I
think I can...I think...
I arrived at home
and colored ducks with Mia
and moons, stars and cows.
Coloring is a
much better way to spend the
day than busting hump.
Anyway, I was
busy but that's hardly an
excuse. Bad Cactus.
My penance today
is blogging in ku fashion.
And this ain't easy.
It's early and my
head might just burst into flames
all this counting stuff.
Now that I have sent
Ancient Japanese poets
spinning in their graves
I must get coffee,
settle in for a long day.
Capice, grasshopper?
Today? Ku Smackdown
Day. Like Iron Chef but with
words, not beets. Or squid.
Open the comments
and unleash the ku power.
Word to your ginsu.
May your Tuesday be
filled with less shittasticness
than your Monday was.
I think we may
twins separated at birth.
You have freaked me out.
My post today was
going to be in haiki
form, but I wussed out.
Can you add the "be"
to the comment above, for
I hit backspace? Whoops!
I remember this
when we used to do it once
a week with hosts, yo.
'member when Zeno
caused a stink with his sonnet?
the smackdown drama!
OK, so I go to "KU" and was freaked out when I read the headline. Guess we're still here though - wish I could write a haiku for that, but don't have enough time before running off to class.
Posted by: Heather at February 13, 2007 8:47 AMToday: Subaru
and I and baby will go
into the snowstorm.
Dramatic sounding, huh? I impress myself.
Posted by: Leah at February 13, 2007 8:55 AMHaHa
Posted by: Dawn at February 13, 2007 9:10 AMAnyone notice
if I made an appearance
in my own comments?
Oblivious me.
I didn't even notice.
What does that say, huh?
Going through divorce.
Not been laid in far too long.
She's one cranky bitch.
Too much? How about this:
Mac woke up today
She asked with her eyes still closed...
School cancelled? Delayed?
Happy, Happy snowy Tuesday.
Posted by: Cartwheels at February 13, 2007 9:27 AMgod god your power
of the 'ku is inspiring
at ku posts, you rock
me? far too tired
to go 'ku on my readers
coffee is my friend
hard blogging in ku
not as easy as it looks
kudos for it, you
I'm not Ku-ing because I have a very limited amount of brain cells these days and must save them for more important tasks...i.e. measuring formula. I so miss the days of the Haiku Smackdown! What a tragic loss. Yo.
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 13, 2007 10:03 AMI noticed said ‘ku
Was missing on Monday morn’.
I loves me some ‘ku.
Also noticed your own comment, above!
It's snowing here, yo.
The trudge to work was messy.
I should have stayed home.
I love the random "yo" to add syllables. Happy Ku-Day!
Posted by: SpaceCase at February 13, 2007 11:09 AMHeh -- Mondays sucketh:
'ku was missing; never fear,
Tuesday 'ku will work.
And, yes, I saw you a-hidin' in your comments!
Oh, and one in honor of today:
Snow days rock my world.
Kids were illin' yesterday;
Stay home with YOUR 'rents!
(Kids' behavior sure is a great indicator of nasty weather -- who needs the weatherman anyhow??? Teachers sure don't!)
Five-Seven-Five haiku
style isn't too bad at all.
Try rhyming Thai poem.
Big event in a week.
I'm drowning in papers and
print jobs to farm out.
Shittastic, the day
is going to be, I'm sure.
Good luck to you too.
Oh doh! That was one
too many syllable on
my first line of 'ku.
Whoops. :)
Posted by: oakley at February 13, 2007 11:57 AMI cannot Ku because I'm about to spend boku bucks buying a car and I always get freaked out when doing this. You see I save and save and then buy cash. I love the saving part, but hate parting with the bucks. Call me cheap, call me a Scotswoman! LOL
Posted by: Maribeth at February 13, 2007 12:18 PMhavent ku'd since school
way sucked at it back then too
still not sure if right
:P
I haven't posted
Since Stick Stuff On Your Head Day
I am a slacker
You post on your site
Almost every single day
So you missed a ku?
Time with child
Never an excuse
Preparation H will do
Loos in my office
Out of order, don't know why
Where shall I go?
Jealous I am of
Kids and snow days. Why you be
Hatin' snow, SoCal?
I got in a fight
with a manila folder
and the folder won
So sorry to hear
about your horrible day.
Is today better?
Spending time with kids
trumps all planned activities.
I salute you, Chris.
But on next Monday?
Better be back in business...
I crave funny 'Kus.
P.S. I saw you
sneaking into your comments.
Couldn't get enough?
Like the rain and snow,
Your Monday drags on and on.
But Mia brings joy.
I hope your work week,
like the cherry blossom blooms,
bursts, then fades away.
You guys are rockin'
the mad gangsta-ku action.
Makin' me look bad.
Oh look there he is,
sneaking the comment again!
Sneaky Chris Cactus
Hide and 'ku with you
is a perfect way to just
slack off today. Damn!
Mia's smile brings light
to an otherwise dark day
Show us more pictures
Blogs seeking Bueller...
second one I've seen today.
What am I missing?
Work sucks, 'specially
when everyone but you gets
to take a snow day.
Word to your ginsu?
Chris, you always make me laugh
Silly Cactus man.
this was fucking great
it was amazing haiku
I could not do it!!!
