Rude Cactus: Haiku For Monday #159

March 26, 2007

I don't mean to rub
it in, but I took Monday
off. Ha ha suckers.

Posted by Chris at March 26, 2007 7:39 AM | TrackBack

Comments

Not cool, Chris. That will
come back to bite you in the
ass later, you know.

Posted by: Fraulein N at March 26, 2007 9:03 AM

If you have today
off, can you help me take care
of Cheaty Monkey?

Posted by: Haley-O at March 26, 2007 10:14 AM

I don't like you much
for rubbing it in my face
that you are off today!!

Posted by: Teenuh at March 26, 2007 2:20 PM

Ah...me too!!! Well it's spring break week actually & I'm off with our little guy trying to think of things to keep him busy!

Posted by: FENICLE at March 26, 2007 2:44 PM

The new lady quit.
Bitch. Way to screw me.
She made it four days.

Way to start off the week! Another great Monday.

Posted by: Michelle at March 26, 2007 3:58 PM

And yet you still did
rub it in, called us suckers.
Evil much are we?

Posted by: Kelly at March 26, 2007 4:15 PM

The joke is on you.
I take off EVER Monday.
In my mind, of course.

Posted by: Tink at March 26, 2007 4:59 PM

Last Monday until
Spring Break... then it's all VEGAS!
Need a big jackpot!!!

Wish me luck... I've got six days in the sun and warmth to win the BIG jackpot... I could use that right about now!

Posted by: ironic1 at March 26, 2007 6:39 PM

Cruel.

Posted by: Sphincter at March 26, 2007 7:36 PM

Man, that's so not fair.
I want Mondays off work too.
Hope you enjoyed yours!

Posted by: Beth in StL at March 26, 2007 8:21 PM

Trying on formals
Before the tanning season
means blinding white skin.

Too many Ding Dongs
Means old formals don't fit me.
Damn winter fat layer!

Posted by: Annie at March 26, 2007 11:04 PM