October 15, 2007

Haiku For Monday #189

Evil force, thy name
is Monday. Take leave of us!
Fucketh off forthwith!

Posted by Chris at October 15, 2007 6:06 AM
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Woke up late this morning,
I was slow to the shower.
The bus was slower.

Tried to get coffee-
I don’t understand why the
Damn thing is unplugged!

Monday, you crabtwat!
Why am I so fucking late?
It’s because of you!

Posted by: Matt at October 15, 2007 9:06 AM

Forthwith! Ha! Love it
Fifteen hundred word essay
Currently my bane

Posted by: Heather at October 15, 2007 9:22 AM

Brilliant haiku! I hope you don't mind that I'm not responding in haiku. The last line made me spit my tea!

Posted by: sarah at October 15, 2007 10:27 AM

Will you write a Haiku for my 38th birthday tomorrow?

~Jef

Posted by: Edge at October 15, 2007 12:59 PM

That fluid in your eustacian tubes has to move around before you can hear again. Once I was no longer dying from the migraine I rooted around in my TiVo's "saved" section and caught up on "Grey's", "Private Practice" and "Pushing Daisies". You should definitely check out "Carpoolers".

Posted by: wordgirl at October 15, 2007 6:30 PM

That fluid in your eustacian tubes has to move around before you can hear again. Once I was no longer dying from the migraine I rooted around in my TiVo's "saved" section and caught up on "Grey's", "Private Practice" and "Pushing Daisies". You should definitely check out "Carpoolers".

Posted by: wordgirl at October 15, 2007 6:30 PM

Ok, wait. Am I reading that right? Someone wants you to eat wasabi and then cough it up through your nose? Ha ha, that is awesome. I say go for that one.

Posted by: Leilani at October 15, 2007 9:03 PM

Oh shit -- 'twas Monday?
Well, it found me on Tuesday.
Diligent bastard!

Posted by: ironic1 at October 16, 2007 5:59 PM


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