Rude Cactus: Haiku For Monday #203

January 28, 2008

Think it would speed things
up if I rolled a twenty,
snorted coffee grounds?

Posted by Chris at January 28, 2008 6:09 AM | TrackBack

Comments

The best idea
I have heard so far today
Good thinking, Cactus

Posted by: Heather at January 28, 2008 6:53 AM

Snorting might beat out
chewing the coffee grounds; Need
to borrow twenty.

(This week is payday.... not sure a $5 will cut it.)

Bonus 'Ku:

State of the Union --
I don't give a rat's ass that
the ass is a-talkin'.

One of my most favorite broadcasts every year. NOT. The TV will NOT be on tonight.

Hey, Happy Monday!

Posted by: ironic1 at January 28, 2008 7:05 AM

Chris, I have your cure: Iced venti Americano from Starbucks. If one does work then have two. Not kidding.

Posted by: Poppy at January 28, 2008 7:53 AM

*does=doesn't

i iz smaht

Posted by: Poppy at January 28, 2008 7:53 AM

Dude just chew the beans
a big handful at a time-
stop when heart pounding.

Posted by: ocdcontrolfreak at January 28, 2008 7:59 AM

I think of doing this often. ;)

Posted by: Michele at January 28, 2008 12:46 PM

You know what I say
Put them grounds into your plants
That's what grounds are for

Posted by: Vaguely Urban at January 28, 2008 5:17 PM