April 28, 2008

Haiku For Monday #215

I know this will come
as a shock to you. I need
fucking coffee now.

Posted by Chris at April 28, 2008 6:17 AM

Needing coffee is
not the shock; The fact that it's
Monday again zaps.

Yeah, that's a sucky 'ku, but my poor, unrested brain can't muster up anything better; my apologies!

Posted by: ironic1 at April 28, 2008 6:55 AM

It’s not the coffee
But the caffeine you crave so
Try intravenous

Posted by: Bob at April 28, 2008 8:27 AM

I bet fucking coffee is really drippy by the end.

Sorry, that was the best I could do hungover.

Posted by: Mr Lady at April 28, 2008 11:26 AM