July 14, 2008

The Week By The Numbers: Beach Edition

As I have frequently lamented over the past few days, we're indeed back from the beach. Instead of boring you all with every little detail of the trip, here's The Week In Numbers Beach Edition...and some pictures.

Sick kids we took to the beach: 0
Sick kids we brought back from the beach: 2
Generations of family at the beach: 3
Snowcones consumed: 4
Pounds of french fries eaten: 298
Ice cream cones bought: 3
Bad sunburns gotten: 0
Times we got in the car while at the beach: 0
Times my mom got really drunk and amused us all: 2
Beers consumed: 5 (sad, really)
Rides ridden by Mia at Funland: 6,203 (you think I'm exaggerating)
Books read: 1.75
Laps around the boardwalk: 27
Eastern Europeans seemingly employed in the coastal service industry: 1.4 million
Current events paid attention to: 0
Times I've wished I was back at the beach: 433
Days off before retuning to the reality of work: 2 (including today)

What are your numbers?

Posted by Chris at July 14, 2008 8:19 AM
Comments

Looks like a fabulous vacation!

Posted by: daisy at July 14, 2008 8:32 AM

Welcome back...

Did your mom get drunk off the 5 beers? Because that may be sad as well.

Posted by: William at July 14, 2008 8:56 AM

I don't have any numbers to share, as my weekend mostly consisted of trying to get back on a schedule because my son was home all last week. And you know how kids can quickly get off and all wacky.

Welcome back.

Posted by: claire at July 14, 2008 9:06 AM

pounds of soil dumped on our front lawn: 225
bags of seed dumped on the soil: 2
number of tries to get the irrigation system properly working: 4
brand spanking new blades of grass popping up in our back yard: 4,232
Happy Crickets: 4 1/2

Oh, and for good measure...

Weeks pregnant: 741

Posted by: chatty cricket at July 14, 2008 9:23 AM

I'll give you my beach numbers from last weekend:

Dollars spent on gas: 153
Times we washed poop off ourselves: 2
Lizards caught: 8
Average Bedtime: 2
Kids in Michelle's living room at one point: 10
Age of oldest child in the room: 5
Weird guys that hit on me: 3
Times I had to say "No chance in hell": 3
Popsicles eaten: 50 bajillion
Iced Chai Soy Lattes consumed: 8
Number of times Lou and I said "Let's just move": 80 zillion
Sad "good-byes": 3
Number of weeks until I will be back: 2 yay!

Posted by: Mymilabean at July 14, 2008 9:42 AM

* Horizontal support beams for wood privacy fence screwed into post: 23
* Fence slats put back up: 50 easy
* Alcholoic beverages consumed: 0 - bad girl
* ICEE consumed: 1
* Days until Newport beach vacation: 17
* Loads of laundry neglected due to fence repairs: 3 giant sized

Too bad this is the first 5 day work week since May.

Posted by: steff at July 14, 2008 9:49 AM

Days spent at lakehouse - 2
Number of teenagers - 5
Number of adults - 4
margaritas consumed - 2
Fish caught - 0
Number of times kids rode tube - 353
Number of times me and other mom rode tube - 1

Posted by: Debbie at July 14, 2008 10:04 AM

birthdays celebrated - 1

webkinz purchased - 1

computers I've lost claim to - 1

children I've lost & then found covered in left over cake - 1 but blue & pink frosting are really her colors!

Posted by: kris at July 14, 2008 10:15 AM

Times lost in Central Park: 3
Squirrels Located: 0 (not a typo!)
Ducks watched: 23
Pigeons dodged: 12,000
Grains of sand lodged in Toddler Hair: 9,435,756
Swings swung on: 3
Slides slid on: 2
Balloons broken: 5
Trains taken: 4
Mostly-naked people on the Lawn: 40,003
People waiting for Bon Jovi Concert: 76,293
Dogs wearing shoes: 1
Horses towing carts: 16
Portraits drawn: 1
Portraits drawn that captured good likeness: 0
Hours slept afterwards: 13

Posted by: jessica at July 14, 2008 10:18 AM

We were at the beach in Destin on the Florida panhandle and noticed the same thing re: the Eastern Europeans. Everyone who waited on us at all the stores were from Russia or Bulgaria. WTF??

Posted by: kalisa at July 14, 2008 10:42 AM

Number of Panic Attacks Had On The Metro: 1.5

Posted by: GreenCanary at July 14, 2008 11:22 AM

My weekend numbers:

Number of children with strep throat: 1
Number of nights a sleep-out in the tent in the backyard (practice camping) was attempted: 2
Number of nights actually spent in the tent in the backyard: 1
Number of storybooks read by flashlight: 3
Number of times I said, "It's only the wind in the tree.": 312
Number of children who ended up actually sleeping *ON* me in the tent: 2
Number of times I woke during the night due to being elbowed: 14
Number of big trucks and heavy machinery that rumbled past the backyard on their way to the new subdivision being built at a terribly ungodly early hour of the morning: 26
Number of Advil taken for lack-of-sleep headache: 1

Posted by: alison at July 14, 2008 11:43 AM

Love the pictures. Looks like you all had a great time!

Posted by: Maribeth at July 14, 2008 11:58 AM

Boxes acquired: 33
Boxes packed: 26
Hours online researching gulf coast: 532
Anxiety fits: 0 (down from previous weeks)
Beers consumed: I don't want to talk about it

Posted by: Stella at July 14, 2008 12:08 PM

Children in our wading pool: 2
Times said children swam this weekend: 10
Towels used in said swims: 20
Number of times I had to say “Pick your wet swimsuit up off the bathroom floor.” 20
Threats of impending doom because those suits were still on the floor: 80
Vows to drain that damn pool and put it in the garage: 20
Pools drained and put into garage: 0
Bottles of wine I consumed after putting aforementioned kids to bed: 1/2
Bottles of wine I intended to consume: 10
Curses muttered under my breath so the neighbors wouldn’t hear: 1,980,010
Happy, exhausted, wet, pruny children: 2

Posted by: zanie at July 14, 2008 12:41 PM

Adults in our nuclear family: 2
Children in our nuclear family: 2
In-laws visiting: 2
Length of visit in days: 5
Square footage in house: 1000
Crying fits stifled: 9
Nasty faces made while hidden around the corner: 4,297
Adults with food poisoning Thursday night: 2
Children with food poisoning Thursday night: 1
Loads of laundry super Oxi-cleaned Friday: 5
Pounds lost by me: 3!

Posted by: Sabrina at July 14, 2008 12:55 PM

times I vacuumed my bedroom: 8
cat dishes scrubbed: 2
times I scrubbed both cat dishes: 3
TBSP of cinnamon on my kitchen floor: 2
Google searches for natural ant deterrents: 2
successful deterrents found: 3
ants killed and/or vacuumed up: 897,568,639,265,798
calls to the vet after cat ate ant deterrent: 1
times I thought there were ants crawling on me when there weren't: 649

Posted by: Judy at July 14, 2008 12:55 PM

Enjoy your exta vacation time! Post vacation work re-entry is always so brutal.

which 1.75 books did you read on vacation?

Posted by: bad penguin at July 14, 2008 1:00 PM

what wonderful photos! :)

Dollars spent on gas: $62
Trips to Meijer: 3
Jars of strawberry jam made: 2
Containers of freezer jam made: 3
Jars of pickles canned: 18
New hobbies acquired: 1

Posted by: Tiffanie at July 14, 2008 1:22 PM

Urinary tract infections rearing their ugly heads again (1)
Kindey stones passed (1-probably. Unconfirmed)
Hot dates misses (1)
Temperatures reached (28-Celcius)
Loads of laundry washed (5)
Loads of laundry dried (0)
Gallons of vinegar used to kill moldy smell on forgotten laundry (10)
Pictures taken on camera (0)
Pictures taken on cell phone (20)
Curses sent up to god for breaking my camera (20)
Days until I go on vacation (3)
Hours in the car to reach vacation destination (15)
Times "when will the damn Cactus Fishes be back already" crossed my mind (3,749)

Posted by: Mr Lady at July 14, 2008 1:39 PM

Dollars earned at garage sale with friends: $116.45
Dollars spent at said garage sale on friends' stuff: $9.00 (Weebles sets for my niece. Nothing for me.)
Days spent at said garage sale: 2.5
Number of petunias ruined by Japanese Beetles: 475,639
Number of hanging baskets that look like absolute hell: 5
Number of NEW hanging baskets: 5 (SALE at Home Depot!)
Number of Japanese beetle deterrents found on Internet: 2
Number of deterrents that are homemade: 1
Number of homemade deterrents attempted: 1
Number of hot peppers in said deterrent: 3
Number of garlic cloves in said deterrent: 9
Number of showers after initial application of deterrent: 2
Number of bottles of other Japanese beetle deterrent ordered on Internet: 1

Posted by: ironic1 at July 14, 2008 2:21 PM

It looks like so much fun. Here's my tally:

Slices of pizza eaten: 3.5
Beers consumed: 0 (sad)
Skinned knees bandaged: 2
Pounds of sunscreen applied: 13.2
Frogs rescued from cat: 1
Fireflies chased: 982
Times birdfeeder filled: 3 (hungry little bastards)
Trips to gym: 2
Miles ran: 2.6
Weeds pulled: 45,121

Posted by: Kimberly at July 14, 2008 3:44 PM

DVDs rented: 4
Number of those DVDs that happened to be Strawberry Shortcake: 2
Movies watched that sucked: 1 (Bucket List - blah)
Hours relief given by my mom so I could be off duty: 4
Days husband had National Guard duty: 2
Pair of running shoes purchased: 1
Miles run testing them: 6 (that's combined. Not at once. I am not badass like that... yet)
Ice cream consumed: 0 (what is wrong with this picture?)
Mosquito bites received: 14 (give or take)

Low key weekend.

Posted by: Sarah at July 14, 2008 5:49 PM

Number of planes boarded - 2
Number of tickets printed - 5
Number of times I wanted to turn around and go home - 1.3 billion
Number of awesome people I met - dozens
Number of things I wish I had time to devote myself to - 1.4 billion
Annoying married guys hitting on me - 1
Fun guys willing to dance with an old married lady - 3
Husbands missed terribly - 1

Posted by: alektra at July 14, 2008 6:39 PM

No. of children who finally decided to walk: 1
No. of childrens concerts attended: 2 (2 too many)
No. of anxious parental freakouts had by me: 82
No. of dates had by parents ruined by parental freakouts: 1
No. of times I beat myself up: 681 actually no I got that wrong (there I go go again)682 that will probably make it 683!

Posted by: Beth at July 14, 2008 7:14 PM

We were on a lake vacation last week as well. Here are our numbers:

Number of times out on the boat: 10
Times our daughter wanted to go FASTER: 237
Ears of corn consumed by 4 adults: 6
Hot dogs eaten by toddler: 5
Requests by toddler to "peek" in garage to see the TWO lawnmowers: 5906
Fevers: 1
Mysterious rashes: 1
Times Mother-in-law got drunk and annoyed the crap out of daughter-in-law (me): 1
Times MIL got drunk: 3 (out of 3 nights)
Times I've replayed toddler's first middle-of-the-lake swimming experience in my head: 349,043,098 and counting. She LOVED it. (And wore a life preserver while being held by mama & daddy)

Posted by: Meegan at July 14, 2008 9:44 PM

Picture number two? Yep, from Harleyland, SD she'll fit right in! Hot Harley Nights was this past weekend. Drunkfest like none other, but the amazing bikes? Awesome.

Posted by: k8 at July 14, 2008 10:09 PM

Number of times I giggled at people wearing fancy pants: 3
Number of movies I saw: 4
Number of hugs I got: a bazillion
Number of times I missed my kitties who were back home: infinite
Number of times I missed the zucchini the hibachi chef was trying to knife-toss into my mouth: 2 "Come back tomorrow, hahahahahahaha"
Number of coffees consumed: 6
Number of times I had to pee from said coffee or other beverages: 17
Number of stuffed animals I went to NYC with: 1
Number of stuffed animals I came home with: 2
Number of Webkinz I managed to keep alive while goofing off in NYC: 2


I'm sure there are more numbers to add here.

Posted by: Poppy at July 14, 2008 11:25 PM

Here are mine from last month!

http://www.twas-brillig.com/2008/06/09/road-trip-tallies/

Posted by: Wendy at July 15, 2008 2:28 PM

Number of vacations days I have had in the past year: 0
Number of work days I have had in the past year: 0
Number of kids I have, sick or well: 0
Number of places I want to go on vacation, off the top of my head, at this moment right now: 37
Number of afore mentioned places that are in Canada: 2
Number of months I estimate it will be before I can leave Canada: 147,397
Number of tiny cherry pies I have eaten in the past two days: 4
Number of vegetables I have eaten in the past two days: 0
Number of tiny cherry pies from Safeway I wish I had right now: 2
Number I actually have: 0
Number of hours I waste, in a day, doing nothing: 10

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