Rude Cactus: Haiku For Monday #234

September 15, 2008

Traffic sucks. I need
a jetpack. Though I'm afraid
it would char my ass.

Posted by Chris at September 15, 2008 6:34 AM | TrackBack

Comments

Monday's here too soon
taxes due what do I do?
find some money stat!

Posted by: NancyJak at September 15, 2008 7:57 AM

Ooh, a jetpack! That
would be pretty cool. You'd be
like the Rocketeer.

Posted by: Fraulein N at September 15, 2008 9:18 AM

charred ass: condition
resulting from ongoing
shit that 'chaps my ass.'

Posted by: jessica at September 15, 2008 1:32 PM

Bring on the pizza!
French fries, onion rings! My gall
bladder is gone! Yea!

Posted by: ironic1 at September 15, 2008 2:13 PM

Your ass is one of the many things you need to worry about charring in the jetpack incident...

Posted by: Poppy at September 15, 2008 2:47 PM

*snort*

Posted by: samantha jo campen at September 15, 2008 9:15 PM