Rude Cactus: Haiku For Monday #247

December 15, 2008

Haiku For Monday #247

There is not enough
coffee in this universe
to wake my ass up.

Posted by Chris at December 15, 2008 6:43 AM

Comments

Sleeping on the job
should be a requirement
'Cause that's all I got.

Gawd help me (and you) get through what is shaping up to be THE longest week of the year. Just need to make it to Friday at 1:00 PM -- that starts the Christmas Festivery (new word... too tired to use the old words) at work and I can begin to check out mentally.

Posted by: ironic1 at December 15, 2008 7:13 AM

You, sir, are a true poet.....of the working (waking?) class.

Posted by: David at December 15, 2008 7:16 AM

negative degrees
twenty eight with windchill now
why did we move here?

Posted by: alektra at December 15, 2008 10:04 AM

You should ask santa
To bring you "caffeine IV
.......not sold on TV

Posted by: Kristy at December 15, 2008 10:32 AM

You should ask santa
To bring you "caffeine IV
.......not sold on TV

Posted by: Kristy at December 15, 2008 10:34 AM

You should ask santa
To bring you "caffeine IV
.......not sold on TV

Posted by: Kristy at December 15, 2008 10:35 AM

also... ask santa
if he can bring me a phone
that posts haiku's once!

Posted by: Kristy at December 15, 2008 1:23 PM