Rude Cactus: Haiku For Monday #268

May 11, 2009

Haiku For Monday #268

I need coffee like
Manny Ramirez needs a
big bag of fake pee.

Posted by Chris at May 11, 2009 6:48 AM

Comments

That's funny!

Posted by: Peggy at May 11, 2009 11:35 AM

OK, that's funny! I've always said that Manny was a box of rocks. He's now proven me correct.

I've got nuthin' by way of a 'ku today. Sorry, Monday got to me already.

Posted by: ironic1 at May 11, 2009 6:48 PM

I deem this haiku
the fucking awesomist one
of this entire year!!

Posted by: Kristy at May 11, 2009 8:24 PM

Mon WebMate amicale m'a conseillé de ReadThis blog. Il a dit qu'il offre une bonne ingormation dont j'ai besoin.dsfgfsdagh

Posted by: Lancel at November 18, 2011 4:07 AM

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The name is Cactus, Chris Cactus. I'm married to Beth Fish and for some strange reason the universe has entrusted me with two kids - The Mia Bean and Owen (who has yet to get a cool nickname that's stuck). I've made hats, painted houses, designed websites, and built networks for a living but now I'm your average IT security geek. I like my coffee black, my politics liberal, my music loud and my books, well, I just like books.

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