September 9, 2009

Mad Libs Of The Insane

Beth and I often have strange conversations due, in large part, to the fact that we've been together so long. Combined with the fact that we're both a little off, of course. Taken out of context, those conversations make us sound like lunatics.

I've taken a small sample from a conversation we had on Monday. Fill in the blanks with the most accurate or creative combination of answers and you'll be in the running for a $10 Amazon or iTunes gift certificate (I'm totally avoiding mix CDs this time around since I never seem able to follow through).

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [NOUN] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [NOUN] but there's an explanation for that too."

Go ahead. Guess. You know you wanna.

Posted by Chris at September 9, 2009 7:02 AM
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"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [NETWORK CABLE] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [KITCHEN DRAWER] but there's an explanation for that too."

Posted by: Holly Reynolds at September 9, 2009 7:33 AM

Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [BOTTLE OF WINE] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [FRIDGE] but there's an explanation for that too.

(heehee)

Posted by: leslie at September 9, 2009 7:35 AM

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [cake] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [toilet] but there's an explanation for that too."

Posted by: Lisa at September 9, 2009 7:57 AM

Wow, everyone's being so clean! I must be hanging out with the wrong crowd... It sounds like one heck of a story to me though....

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant {vibrator} in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the {nightstand} but there's an explanation for that too."

Posted by: Rose Winters at September 9, 2009 8:20 AM

I am not going to try to be funny.

1. Giant Jar of Pickles

2. The Freezer.

Posted by: William at September 9, 2009 8:30 AM

There is a naked midget in the basement bathroom cabinet

The guitar pedal is in Mia's bed.

Posted by: Tess at September 9, 2009 8:30 AM

Wait a minute, why is the guitar pedal in the [noun]? I've been wondering about that for months.

Posted by: Mrs. Cactus at September 9, 2009 8:49 AM

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant booger in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the dishwasher but there's an explanation for that too."

Posted by: Theresa at September 9, 2009 8:59 AM

1. Koala bear
2. Glove compartment

Posted by: Becky at September 9, 2009 9:00 AM

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant {keg of beer} in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the {sink} but there's an explanation for that too."

Posted by: diane at September 9, 2009 9:23 AM

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [rubber spider] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [microwave] but there's an explanation for that too."

Posted by: Elizabeth at September 9, 2009 9:28 AM

giant...barrel of snack mix
guitar pedal in the...silverware drawer

Posted by: Jane in Pa at September 9, 2009 9:42 AM

1. chunk of cheese
2. refrigerator

Posted by: Andrea at September 9, 2009 10:27 AM

giant...hairy, talking toad, named Levi
guitar pedal in the...hands of the giant hairy, talking toad, named Levi

Posted by: DeLurking Di at September 9, 2009 10:48 AM

A giant...collection of midget porn, and the guitar pedal is in ... Mia's potty training toilet :P

Posted by: Heather at September 9, 2009 11:02 AM

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant squid named Fred in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the poop-ring toilet but there's an explanation for that too."

Posted by: Brad at September 9, 2009 11:09 AM

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant BOX OF CONDOMS in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the TOILET BOWL but there's an explanation for that too."

Posted by: Sherri at September 9, 2009 11:25 AM

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [butternut squash] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [umbrella stand] but there's an explanation for that too."

Posted by: Amy at September 9, 2009 11:44 AM

Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant duck in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah there's a guitar pedal in the door but there's an explanation for that too.

Posted by: Krush at September 9, 2009 12:14 PM

1) Book

2) Couch

Posted by: Adi at September 9, 2009 12:30 PM

I'm going with a giant coffee mug and a guitar pedal in the nightstand.

Posted by: Becky at September 9, 2009 12:46 PM

1. clump of hair
2. dining room

Posted by: Sue R at September 9, 2009 12:55 PM

bottle of bug spray

closet


I really want to win, so forgetta bout funny today!

:)

Posted by: debb at September 9, 2009 1:11 PM

book

dryer

Posted by: Liz at September 9, 2009 2:15 PM

Jar of alphabet cookies

playroom

Seemed feasible... btw, I started The Art of Racing in the Rain on Sunday. My book club is reading it this month.

Posted by: Judy at September 9, 2009 2:23 PM

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [pair of granny panties] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [fish tank] but there's an explanation for that too."

Posted by: Jennifer at September 9, 2009 2:39 PM

Oh, by the way, I realize there's a giant bottle of Jergen's Hand Lotion in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the kitchen sink, but there's an explanation for that, too.

Posted by: Jen at September 9, 2009 7:10 PM

1. Jelly Jar

2. Flower bed

Posted by: Angelia at September 9, 2009 7:28 PM

1. ladybug
2. sandbox

Posted by: Lisa at September 9, 2009 9:49 PM

I have no idea where this comes from...just the first thing that came to mind.

1. blow-up doll
2. blow-up doll

Posted by: Teresa at September 10, 2009 1:51 AM

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [dildo] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [fridge] but there's an explanation for that too."

yes, I'm certain that MUST be the answers ;)

Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2009 9:42 AM

So, wheres the real answerd?

Posted by: debb at September 10, 2009 7:18 PM


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