September 9, 2009
Mad Libs Of The Insane
Beth and I often have strange conversations due, in large part, to the fact that we've been together so long. Combined with the fact that we're both a little off, of course. Taken out of context, those conversations make us sound like lunatics.
I've taken a small sample from a conversation we had on Monday. Fill in the blanks with the most accurate or creative combination of answers and you'll be in the running for a $10 Amazon or iTunes gift certificate (I'm totally avoiding mix CDs this time around since I never seem able to follow through).
"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [NOUN] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [NOUN] but there's an explanation for that too."
Go ahead. Guess. You know you wanna.
Posted by Chris at September 9, 2009 7:02 AM"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [NETWORK CABLE] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [KITCHEN DRAWER] but there's an explanation for that too."
Posted by: Holly Reynolds at September 9, 2009 7:33 AMOh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [BOTTLE OF WINE] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [FRIDGE] but there's an explanation for that too.
(heehee)
Posted by: leslie at September 9, 2009 7:35 AM"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [cake] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [toilet] but there's an explanation for that too."
Posted by: Lisa at September 9, 2009 7:57 AMWow, everyone's being so clean! I must be hanging out with the wrong crowd... It sounds like one heck of a story to me though....
"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant {vibrator} in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the {nightstand} but there's an explanation for that too."
Posted by: Rose Winters at September 9, 2009 8:20 AMI am not going to try to be funny.
1. Giant Jar of Pickles
2. The Freezer.
Posted by: William at September 9, 2009 8:30 AMThere is a naked midget in the basement bathroom cabinet
The guitar pedal is in Mia's bed.
Posted by: Tess at September 9, 2009 8:30 AMWait a minute, why is the guitar pedal in the [noun]? I've been wondering about that for months.
Posted by: Mrs. Cactus at September 9, 2009 8:49 AM"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant booger in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the dishwasher but there's an explanation for that too."
Posted by: Theresa at September 9, 2009 8:59 AM1. Koala bear
2. Glove compartment
"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant {keg of beer} in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the {sink} but there's an explanation for that too."
Posted by: diane at September 9, 2009 9:23 AM"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [rubber spider] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [microwave] but there's an explanation for that too."
Posted by: Elizabeth at September 9, 2009 9:28 AMgiant...barrel of snack mix
guitar pedal in the...silverware drawer
1. chunk of cheese
2. refrigerator
giant...hairy, talking toad, named Levi
guitar pedal in the...hands of the giant hairy, talking toad, named Levi
A giant...collection of midget porn, and the guitar pedal is in ... Mia's potty training toilet :P
Posted by: Heather at September 9, 2009 11:02 AM"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant squid named Fred in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the poop-ring toilet but there's an explanation for that too."
Posted by: Brad at September 9, 2009 11:09 AM"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant BOX OF CONDOMS in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the TOILET BOWL but there's an explanation for that too."
Posted by: Sherri at September 9, 2009 11:25 AM"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [butternut squash] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [umbrella stand] but there's an explanation for that too."
Posted by: Amy at September 9, 2009 11:44 AMOh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant duck in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah there's a guitar pedal in the door but there's an explanation for that too.
Posted by: Krush at September 9, 2009 12:14 PMI'm going with a giant coffee mug and a guitar pedal in the nightstand.
Posted by: Becky at September 9, 2009 12:46 PM1. clump of hair
2. dining room
bottle of bug spray
closet
I really want to win, so forgetta bout funny today!
:)
Posted by: debb at September 9, 2009 1:11 PMbook
dryer
Posted by: Liz at September 9, 2009 2:15 PMJar of alphabet cookies
playroom
Seemed feasible... btw, I started The Art of Racing in the Rain on Sunday. My book club is reading it this month.
Posted by: Judy at September 9, 2009 2:23 PM"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [pair of granny panties] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [fish tank] but there's an explanation for that too."
Posted by: Jennifer at September 9, 2009 2:39 PMOh, by the way, I realize there's a giant bottle of Jergen's Hand Lotion in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the kitchen sink, but there's an explanation for that, too.
Posted by: Jen at September 9, 2009 7:10 PM1. Jelly Jar
2. Flower bed
Posted by: Angelia at September 9, 2009 7:28 PM1. ladybug
2. sandbox
I have no idea where this comes from...just the first thing that came to mind.
1. blow-up doll
2. blow-up doll
"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [dildo] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [fridge] but there's an explanation for that too."
yes, I'm certain that MUST be the answers ;)
Posted by: Kris at September 10, 2009 9:42 AMSo, wheres the real answerd?
Posted by: debb at September 10, 2009 7:18 PM
