December 15, 2009
Fortune Fail
I got the munchies, saw a fortune cookie and couldn't resist. After cracking it open, I got the distinct feeling something got lost in translation.

Well, people do tend to doze "in bed." Yeah, I got nuthin.
Posted by: Hope at December 15, 2009 4:44 PMI'll take a dose of handsome.
Posted by: k8 at December 15, 2009 5:29 PMMaybe a handsome dose of drugs... ha ha
Posted by: debb at December 15, 2009 5:35 PM*Wellllll, looks like someone overdosed!*
So, um, yeah... I was never very good at flattery. Or pick-up lines. Or flattering pick-up lines.
If you want me to tear you a new one though, I'm there!
Posted by: harmzie at December 15, 2009 5:36 PMThat is AWESOSE.
Posted by: Aimee Greeblemonkey at December 15, 2009 6:57 PMtoo funny
Posted by: raino m.o.t. at December 16, 2009 7:47 AMThat is awesome. Send it to FailBlog
Posted by: William at December 16, 2009 8:10 AMyou know you're at an authentic chinese restaurant when the fortune cookies are translated poorly. none of that fake, real-english stuff!
Posted by: bri at December 16, 2009 2:39 PMHandsome doses of certain substances can certainly make more seem handsome.
Posted by: Megan at December 17, 2009 5:12 PMpossibly misspelled?
Posted by: cassie-b at December 21, 2009 1:31 PM
