February 18, 2010

A Post Of Extreme Randomness

All that thinking I did for yesterday's post? Pretty much sucked me dry. As a result, you'll find nothing socially redeeming, witty or insightful here today. Instead, I present Shit On My Phone. No, you are not invited to relieve yourself on my phone. Instead, this is a collection of random pictures I have managed to accumulate on my iPhone and have done precisely nothing with. Until now.

[And yes, for those of you rolling your eyes saying damn, this is a lame excuse for a post you're right. But I worked until 9:00 last night and then drank beer so I'm not exactly a font of creativity right now. Some days you get brilliance. Other days you get, well, this.]

This is my phone's wallpaper. I shot it the day I got the phone when Beth and I were in NYC for our tenth anniversary. You remember, the time when Beth and I had a lot of fun then returned home and spent three days in the hospital with Mia? Yeah, that trip. It's actually a shot of the pillows and headboard in our hotel room.

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This is a picture of a forest that I drew while excessively bored. I can't take credit for the trees. They came with the app. But those clouds? Yeah, I'm proud of those.

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This is my parents' Christmas tree. No, it's not you. It was indeed leaning at about a 45 degree angle. They accidentally bought an off-kilter tree. Since they are a little off-kilter themselves, they decorated it this way.

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This is a panoramic shot of our local community center pool. I cobbled it together during one of Mia's swimming lessons.

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Mia has learned how to draw and then save things on my iPhone. She draws stuff for me all the time. This is my favorite. It says I Love You.

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This is another drawing of Mia's. It is a self-portrait. But you knew that just by looking at it, right?

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This is reason #1 why I should not be allowed near my children's toys after a long day at work.

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This is reason #2.

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Posted by Chris at February 18, 2010 6:43 AM
Comments

You are hilarious Chris!

Posted by: Rose at February 18, 2010 7:33 AM

Two ears of corn equal an impressive display, don't they?

Posted by: Violet at February 18, 2010 8:37 AM

That off-kilter Christmas tree is awesome!

Posted by: Hope at February 18, 2010 9:47 AM

Dude. What wife would not like that message on her fridge?

Posted by: k8 at February 18, 2010 9:48 AM

Dood, you have seriously ruined donuts for me, and that's just mean.

But how much do I love that tree?

Posted by: Elise at February 18, 2010 10:26 AM

mmmmm.... donuts...

Posted by: alektra at February 18, 2010 10:32 AM

Hey, I don't think this is a sorry excuse for a post at all. I love picture posts. And I love iPhones. And so this just combines the two into one, awesomely fun blog! Out of curiosity, what iPhone do you have? a 3G? I want to upgrade mine to a 3G so very badly. Simply because my camera on my iPhone sucks ass.

Posted by: Jessa at February 18, 2010 12:41 PM

We're all entitled to an off day. At least you've got something to share.
I'm a bit off myself today. I'm blaming it on the fact that I attempted to drink bourbon on the rocks last night. Just bourbon. What was I thinking?

Posted by: Beth at February 18, 2010 1:04 PM

Haha that's the best fridge note ever. Until Mia can read it, that is, and then that just gets awkward fast :P

Posted by: Heather at February 18, 2010 3:26 PM

This post was like dumping out your pockets, wrapping up the contents and giving them away as christmas presents.

But...

You gots da good stuffs in yer pockets.

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