March 8, 2012

Facebook And Restraining Orders

I was reading something on my iPad when an Facebook update popped up on my screen. I believe it was in response to my post last night that read Caillou is a whiny bitch with which many concurred. Of course, Mia read it and asked me all about Facebook. She was intrigued.

Mia: What's Facebook.
Me: It's a place online where you can post messages about anything.
Mia: Why?
Me: I'm not really sure. But you write something then other people who might be interested comment and you end up hearing from a lot of people.
Mia: Why?
Me: I'm still not really sure. But it's kinda cool.
Mia: If I were on Facebook my first post would be Once I ate an ant and now people call me an anteater.
Me: Good to know.

Meanwhile, Owen's developed a crush on Taylor Swift.

Owen: Where does Taylor Swift live?
Me: Siri, where does Taylor Swift live?
Siri: I've searched the web and found an answer.
Me: Owen, Taylor Swift lives in Nashville.
Owen: Can we go see her in the car?
Beth: Remember how long it took to go to Ohio and back? That's how long it would take to get to Taylor Swift's house.
Owen: Oh, maybe we can invite her to our house on an airplane.
Me: Yeah, we could totally do that.
Owen: You send her an invitation.
Me: Okay. What do you want it to say.
Owen: Taylor, come to our house on an airplane. My name is Owen. I'm four.

So if you see any anteater posts on Facebook or hear about Taylor Swift taking out a restraining order on a four year old, that's us.

Posted by Chris at March 8, 2012 7:52 AM


Posted by: Dawn at March 8, 2012 8:45 AM

I love that Owen wants to make sure she knows he's four.

Posted by: Fraulein N at March 8, 2012 8:59 AM


Posted by: Heather at March 8, 2012 9:22 AM

Does Owen's crush mean you need to listen to Taylor Swift's music?

Posted by: Nancy at March 8, 2012 9:44 AM

Love it!!

Posted by: Maggie at March 8, 2012 9:49 AM

I'm sure she'll be playing at a arena near you this summer. I'm just sayin'...

Posted by: COD at March 8, 2012 10:00 AM

"Taylor, come to our house on an airplane. My name is Owen. I'm four."

He makes life so simple. I love it. This totally made my day!

Posted by: Emily at March 8, 2012 12:09 PM

hahah, you should totally find out where to send his invitation. I bet she'd think it's great. :)

Posted by: Manda at March 8, 2012 1:53 PM

If I were Taylor Swift that would be exactly the kind of invitation I would accept. And I'd probably want to meet an anteater too.

Posted by: That Girl at March 8, 2012 4:58 PM