March 26, 2012
Porn For Trains
On Saturday night - for reasons I cannot remember for there was beer involved - Beth and I were reading a Wikipedia article about porn. The article made some bizarre claim that men liked straight porn while women preferred erotic novels and fan fiction. And somehow that led to us Googling fan fiction which, in turn, led to this:
And that, in turn, led to erotic fan fiction about Thomas The Tank Engine.
Let me just say that again. Erotic fan fiction. About Thomas The Tank Engine.
I realize this is the point at which you think I've just coined a new euphemism for something or I've somehow forgotten the fundamentals of the English language and just typed that random collection of words instead of the Republican candidates are all asshats or something.
But no. I really meant it. Thomas The Tank Engine. Laying some track, so to speak.
There's absolutely no way I can do this justice so I'll just turn you loose on what Beth and I read. The story is justifiably disturbing but the running commentary provided in the accompanying blog post is nothing short of genius. It is perhaps the funniest (albeit most disturbing) thing I've ever read on the internetwebospornosphere.
I'd also like to ask a very simple, succinct question: WTF?Posted by Chris at March 26, 2012 8:02 AM