March 26, 2012

Porn For Trains

On Saturday night - for reasons I cannot remember for there was beer involved - Beth and I were reading a Wikipedia article about porn. The article made some bizarre claim that men liked straight porn while women preferred erotic novels and fan fiction. And somehow that led to us Googling fan fiction which, in turn, led to this:


And that, in turn, led to erotic fan fiction about Thomas The Tank Engine.

Let me just say that again. Erotic fan fiction. About Thomas The Tank Engine.

I realize this is the point at which you think I've just coined a new euphemism for something or I've somehow forgotten the fundamentals of the English language and just typed that random collection of words instead of the Republican candidates are all asshats or something.

But no. I really meant it. Thomas The Tank Engine. Laying some track, so to speak.

There's absolutely no way I can do this justice so I'll just turn you loose on what Beth and I read. The story is justifiably disturbing but the running commentary provided in the accompanying blog post is nothing short of genius. It is perhaps the funniest (albeit most disturbing) thing I've ever read on the internetwebospornosphere.

I'd also like to ask a very simple, succinct question: WTF?

Posted by Chris at March 26, 2012 8:02 AM

Oh, internet. Why am I not surprised?

Posted by: Fraulein N at March 26, 2012 8:07 AM

Seriously disturbing.

Posted by: Caleb at March 26, 2012 10:09 AM

The commentary is hysterical. The rest is truly, deeply disturbing. The world if broken, Chris. You nailed that. :-/

Posted by: Brooke at March 26, 2012 12:33 PM

Oh. My. God!

I clicked. Yes, I did. And I'm still trying to recover.


Laughing so hard, I'm crying! My co-workers think I'm completely off my rocker. Now, how do I share it without being too weird or creepy? :)

Posted by: laura at March 26, 2012 4:38 PM

I laughed so hard my stomach hurts. Good lord.

Posted by: Kate M at March 26, 2012 7:13 PM

Coming like a freight train! OMG! I about died laughing there and I couldn't read any more than that! LOL This is just so wrong and so awful and oh so hilarious!

Posted by: Deb at March 26, 2012 11:29 PM

Freud would be all over the Thomas porn, because I seem to recall his dream interpretations of trains and tunnels being about ...well...yeah.

Posted by: Heather at March 27, 2012 12:24 AM

Chris, where are you today? Everything ok in cactus land?

Posted by: punkinnoodle at March 27, 2012 10:14 AM

Rule 34, Chris! If you can think of it, there's porn for it.

Posted by: Rhonda at March 29, 2012 2:30 PM