April 19, 2012
Meet The Parents
I have it on good authority that my parents now know about my blog. That's because I told them.
A couple years back I was convinced they knew. I wrote a similar post, asked you to say hi and promised things wouldn't change. But as it turns out, they knew nothing. On Easter that became clear when we all started talking about my site and my dad said, "you have a blog?"
Now I know things won't change because I've been writing under the assumption that they've been reading for years now. And that assumption certainly hasn't stopped me from speaking my mind. Or talking about midget tossing. Or saying fuck.
So, everyone, say hi to my parents. For real this time.
Posted by Chris at April 19, 2012 7:40 AM
Greeting Mr. and Mrs. Cactus from Novi, Michigan
Hey Cactus Parentals!! :) Great kid ya got here, I think he's a keeper lol
Hi Cactus Parents and Grandparents! I enjoy all the Cactus family stories :) All the best from Denver!
~quickly hiding beer bottle behind my back and waving hello~
Greetings from Las Vegas! Welcome to your son's funny and poignant blog. He's one of my favorites!
Hello Mr. & Mrs. Cactus!! Welcome! I've been reading since day 1 and can tell that you have raised a wonderful man, husband, and father!
We love your family Mr. & Mrs. Cactus! Welcome to the madness!
Why, hellllooo elder Cacti. We've all enjoyed reading Chris' musings on the world.
Hello there parents! So very nice to meet you!
Hello parents! You have to be proud of the man your son has become. We love hearing about the family and the trials and tribulations of parenthood through the eyes of your son. He can put comedy into a situation and makes some of us not feel so shitty about our own days.
Hey Parents! Greetings from San Diego:D
Hello, Cactus parents! Chris is awesome!
Hi Mr. and Mrs. Cactus! :D Nice to meecha!
Hello Cactus parents! Welcome to the fray!
Greetings from Nova Scotia, Canada.
How's it goin' eh? (See! Really from Canada)
Hi Cactus parents. We've really enjoyed your family all these years!
Hi from Centennial, Colorado. Love reading about all of you.
Hi Mom and Dad! You did a fine job raising the Cactus. What a lovely family you have.
Hey there Mom and Dad Cactus! Your son is a fine husband and father - you must be very proud! Hope you enjoy reading his posts as much as I do...
Hi there, Mr and Mrs Cactus Sr!
Just a quick hello from a regular reader in the south of France!
hi cactus ma n pa...did u wash his mouth out with soap for the use of the *F* word?
hi, parental units of the cactus variety.
wait til you read about the time that he didn't empty the dishwasher.
ps, we expect guest blogposts every now and again.
Hello Mr. and Mrs. Cactusesesss. Guest posts would TOTALLY rock. Been reading Chris for what seems like forever and a day now. Most awesome. :)