April 27, 2012
The Weeklies #212
The Weekly Annoyance. My internet connection. And the fact that it has whims like former child stars with a pile of cocaine. Okay. I'm not really sure what that meant. It made sense in my head. Looking at it now? Not so much.
The Weekly Awesome Headline. "Giant Cannibal Shrimp Invasion Growing."
The Weekly Game. Enchanted Forest.
The Weekly Obsession. Counting calories.
The Weekly Source Of Confusion. Honestly I'm still wondering what the hell I meant by that child star thing. I mean, child stars are notoriously unreliable. But you can count on them for some rampant drug abuse. Which makes them somewhat reliable, nothing like my internet connection. Let's just say I was drunk when I wrote that and move on, okay?
The Weekly Read. I finally got around to reading The Hunger Games. The verdict? It didn't suck. In fact, it could have been much, much worse. I liked the premise despite the fact that Stephen King came up with it a few decades ago. I liked the characters. I liked the story itself. And I liked the way it all turned out. I didn't rush to read the second one - I'm giving something else a shot right now - but I liked it enough to know that the second and third books are an inevitability.
The Weekly Dumbass. Okay, sorry. Can't let it go. I? Am the dumbass if I can't come up with a decent analogy that parallels the Verizon-fueled anger I feel every time I try to load
qvc.com cnn.com and get a Page Not Found: Your Internet Connection Blows Donkeys message. That makes me sad.
The Weekly Clarification. My browser doesn't say that. The thing about donkeys. It would be really cool if it did, though.
The Weekly Question. Are we all too reliant on donkey blowing internet connections or are we too far past the point of being able to change?Posted by Chris at April 27, 2012 7:10 AM