May 3, 2012

Shit I Thought Of Just Now On The Treadmill That I'm Passing Off As A Real Post

- This sucks!
- Never thought I'd see Chevy Chase in a gimp suit.
- I need to cancel my haircut appointment.
- It would be cool if you could will your hair to stop growing and start again when you wanted it longer.
- I wonder what Barry Manilow is doing right this instant.
- All day meeting tomorrow. Ugh.
- Shit! I forgot to pick up my shirts from the cleaners.
- I'm sweating my ass off and I've only burned 131 calories? That's not even a beer.
- Keep going! You can do it!
- Who the hell are you, Richard Simmons?
- Laughing and treadmills don't go well together.
- I might be hallucinating.
- Some people need to take less of that Five Hour Energy stuff and take more Five Hour Shut The Hell Up.
- Oh sweet baby jesus, the hour is over. And I'm calling two commercial-free episodes of Community an hour. Got a problem with that? I didn't think so.

Posted by Chris at May 3, 2012 7:25 AM

I'm with you, dude. With you ALL the way.

Posted by: alektra at May 3, 2012 8:35 AM

Ugh. Sounds like me when I'm working out to my DVDs in the morning. Every time my minds wanders I f*** up and nearly fall off the step I'm working with.

Posted by: NancyB at May 3, 2012 9:55 AM

5 hour STHU would have been a godsend the past couple of days. How can some people talk SO Much?

Posted by: bacioni at May 3, 2012 10:20 AM

Could you get right on that 5-Hour STHU for us???!? Man, think of the money you'd make!!! (I'd buy a stockpile of it...)

Posted by: ironic1 at May 7, 2012 9:01 PM