May 3, 2012
Shit I Thought Of Just Now On The Treadmill That I'm Passing Off As A Real Post
- This sucks!
- Never thought I'd see Chevy Chase in a gimp suit.
- I need to cancel my haircut appointment.
- It would be cool if you could will your hair to stop growing and start again when you wanted it longer.
- I wonder what Barry Manilow is doing right this instant.
- All day meeting tomorrow. Ugh.
- Shit! I forgot to pick up my shirts from the cleaners.
- I'm sweating my ass off and I've only burned 131 calories? That's not even a beer.
- Keep going! You can do it!
- Who the hell are you, Richard Simmons?
- Laughing and treadmills don't go well together.
- I might be hallucinating.
- Some people need to take less of that Five Hour Energy stuff and take more Five Hour Shut The Hell Up.
- Oh sweet baby jesus, the hour is over. And I'm calling two commercial-free episodes of Community an hour. Got a problem with that? I didn't think so.