July 11, 2012

Texting While Parenting: An Excerpt

Me: Both kids are sobbing. I get bonus points for that, right?
Her: What did you do to them?
Me: I locked them in the basement, blasted The Carpenters' Greatest Hits and beheaded stuffed animals in a ritual sacrifice to easy listening music.
Her: Oh.
Me: Not really. It was Air Supply. I hate The Carpenters.

Some days being four and six is rough. Some days being thirty-nine is a little tricky too.

Posted by Chris at July 11, 2012 7:22 AM
Comments

Oh boy. My friends are going through the same thing right now (5 and 3). This Aunty hasn't been over there much, as you might guess.

Posted by: oakley at July 11, 2012 10:42 AM

You definitely get bonus points. It takes a pair to stick to your parenting guns with them double-teaming you with the sobbing.

Posted by: harmzie at July 11, 2012 8:52 PM


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