July 11, 2012
Texting While Parenting: An Excerpt
Me: Both kids are sobbing. I get bonus points for that, right?
Her: What did you do to them?
Me: I locked them in the basement, blasted The Carpenters' Greatest Hits and beheaded stuffed animals in a ritual sacrifice to easy listening music.
Me: Not really. It was Air Supply. I hate The Carpenters.
Some days being four and six is rough. Some days being thirty-nine is a little tricky too.Posted by Chris at July 11, 2012 7:22 AM