Rude Cactus: Without Trees

July 24, 2012

Without Trees

This from Owen in the car the other day:

Are we in our neighborhood? And our country? Because our neighborhood is in our country, right? I know why they call it a country. Because there are trees in it. A country has trees. See? Take the trees out of our country and we're just cunts.

While I'm positive this is just a four year old taking apart words and putting them back together, I choose to believe he's just a vulgar environmentalist.

Posted by Chris at July 24, 2012 7:44 AM

Comments

If I were you, I would have pulled the car over and laughed so hard until I cried. Then I'd have to explain what the heck I was doing and make something up that made sense.

Hilarious.

Posted by: Matt Sledge at July 24, 2012 8:17 AM

THAT is classic. Make sure you put it in his baby book so you can tease him about it years to come!

Posted by: Lisa at July 24, 2012 9:08 AM

Wonderful laugh to start my day!

Posted by: Heather at July 24, 2012 9:11 AM

I might have wrecked the car because I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: Alison at July 24, 2012 9:19 AM

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: Poppy at July 24, 2012 9:24 AM

That is hysterical! I would have crashed too.

Posted by: Elizabeth at July 24, 2012 9:27 AM

that is awesome!

Posted by: akofaolain at July 24, 2012 9:32 AM

Bwahahahaha!!! I just about fell out of my chair when I read that.

Posted by: Kim at July 24, 2012 11:07 AM

Oh holy hell! I would have crashed into one of those trees!!

Posted by: DeLurking Di at July 24, 2012 11:45 AM

Classic! I look forward to moments like that with my little one...

Posted by: ironic1 at July 24, 2012 2:13 PM

ROFLMAO!

May I please have the permission to make this a graphic as a future meme? PLEASE?!?!

Posted by: oakley at July 24, 2012 2:16 PM

hilarious :) :)

Posted by: kati at July 24, 2012 4:32 PM

I def would have died laughing! Gotta love those "from the mouths of babes" moments ;)

Posted by: Kris at July 24, 2012 5:30 PM

Well since there wasn't any mention of the Heimlich I will assume your mouths were empty when that came out. Kid reasoning is wonderful.

Posted by: Karen at July 25, 2012 10:20 PM

I cannot stop laughing!
That is hilarious!!! What a cutie!

Posted by: Leah Henson at July 26, 2012 12:57 AM

I would've laughed. A lot.

Posted by: Melissa at August 1, 2012 4:58 PM